Stuck in traffic on the expressway. Downside? Big truck to my left, Frito Lay truck in front, last big truck so far up the ass of my Tercel I can't see the driver. Possible hope to the right. Never mind. Nothing but warehouses and an empty service road some three hundred yards away. Bonus suck points for; no working radio and WiFi sig is for crap so cell's get us nothing. Upside? Stuck in the car with my twenty-one year old baby brother who is funny as hell.
I had picked him up to bring him home for mom's birthday celebration this weekend and we were having a great time. Until the traffic slowed to a crawl for a few miles. Then a dead stop.
"Soooo Heidi, how you been?" he asks.
"Not bad Carl! Thank you for asking!" I reply with mock enthusiasm.
He gave a small laugh. "...At this rate we may miss Mom's birthday party."
I looked at him. "That's two days away. I think we'll be fine."
Just then, the truck to our left turned off its engine. Carl looks at me. "Sure we will."
"What do you think he sees that we can't?" I ask.
"With all lanes stopped like this, I would assume a multi-car pileup. I hope everyone's OK."
Suddenly I remembered, "Hey! I asked you earlier how things were going with Janet and you never answered me."
He gave a shrug. "Not well. We broke up. I just didn't want to talk about it the minute I got in the car."
"Oh. I'm sorry. I liked her."
He turned and looked at me with false surprise. "Noooo. You? You liked the opinionated, overbearing, headstrong brunette? I just can't see what you two could have in common to make you feel that way?"
I frowned at him. "Dick." he smiled at my response. "We seem to have some time now. Did you want to talk about it?" I asked.
He gave a thoughtful shrug. "You sure you want to discuss how my sex life led to the end of my relationship with her?"
I thought a moment before nodding. "Yeah. If it's important I do."
He nodded. "OK. Have I ever hinted or mentioned how I enjoy bondage play?" I looked forward, took a deep breath and let it out slow. "So, you DON'T want to talk about this?" he asked.
"No! I do! I really do. I just had this image of you in leather whip-me/beat-me gear that threw me for a loop."
He had a huge smile on his face as he shook his head. "I've never used that stuff. Some restraints, gags, blindfolds? Sure. But zipper mouth?" he shook his head again with a grin. "A little too Hollywood for me."
"So... you like being restrained?" I threw out there dreading his reply.
He looked at me with a deep frown. "Quick question... Me and Janet are in room. One of us has a dildo." I couldn't help but smile. "Which one of us is holding it?" he finished.
"Janet." I said with confidence.
"Why?"
"I feel like this is a trick question so I'm going to say; because she doesn't have a penis."
"Bullshit. Come on sis. I'm placid as hell. Mr. Mild-mannered." I looked at him with a feeling of having disappointed him. "You think she would have the didlo because I OBVIOUSLY would be the one to bend over and take it. Correct?"
I thought for a long minute before saying timidly, "...yeeeah."
He gave a sharp nod. "Thought so."
"Well, I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to hurt you. It's just that you're so..." I motioned with my hands at him unsure of how to describe my... 'nice' baby brother.
"Yeah. Yeah. Look, most people enjoy being something other than what they ARE in the bedroom. I..." he pointed at himself. "for instance, enjoy being in charge. Probably because in life I like to go with the flow. Not cause problems and I generally don't like hurting people."
"Generally?" I smiled at him.
"You remember Michael Duidecker?"
"From high-school? Yeah. He was a bit of a douche."
He nodded. "Beat that kid like he was the pinata at Angel's birthday party. Couldn't believe he just grabbed that girl's breast like that in the hallway."
"Oh yeah." I was nodding remembering the fight.
"Anyway. People like me generally like to be dominant in sex. Whereas, people like.. Ohhhh, let's say..." he looked at me. "YOU. Tend to enjoy being submissive."
"Bullshit!" It was my turn to say it.
He held up his hands. "I am not saying ALL dominant people enjoy being a sub. Anymore than all submissive personalities enjoy being a dom. People just aren't built like that." I nodded in reply. "But just so you know. If you ever walk into a room and there's some big scary guy on his hands and knees blowing some dude with a strapon up his ass? Do not fuck with that guy. There's a good chance in his day job he's a Green beret."
"Really?"
"Not always! Come on. It's an extreme example. I wouldn't suggest you go buy a strapon and try to date a S.E.A.L."
"Although they are in the Navy." I smiled.
He shrugged. "And according to Pop that would make them more inclined to..." We laughed for a minute. After a moment he turned back to me. "Have you ever thought about it?"
I thought a moment and shook my head. "Not really. The way Mom and Pop brought us up it was always for freaks and weirdos." I gave a slight cringe as I didn't want to hurt him.
"Do you think you would enjoy being tied down?"
I shook my head after a moment's thought. "I'm not sure."
He gave a slight shrug. "Would a man telling you..." his voice changed to a commanding tone. "open your mouth. I'm going to cum on your face." turn you on?"
I think what he said shocked me so much that my mouth opened on its own. I shook my head a little. "...I'm not sure."
He squinted as if he was trying to read my mind. "You're not sure... or you're too embarrassed to admit it."
I shook my head again. "I don't know."
"Even though you opened your mouth like I told you to?"
I smiled. "No. I was gasping from shock."
"Hm." he nodded. "...Rub your pussy." he said in that commanding tone.
"Fuck you."
"...Do it!"
"You say that one more time and I'll drag you out this car by your fucking hair just before I..."
He was waving his hands in surrender and smiling. "OK. OK. Let's get some clarification here." he was still smiling. "I'm trying to find out if you enjoy being a sub or not. I suspect you do..." I frowned at him. "But to find out for sure I need you to play along for the next fifteen minutes."
"This traffic jam may not last that long." Just then the truck behind us turned off it's engine. We both looked at the truck.