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AndyDaddysBoy has logged on!

Fatherload: Yay, you're on!

AndyDaddysBoy: hi dad!

AndyDaddysBoy: sorry ben finally went to sleep

AndyDaddysBoy: he kept trying to tell me he beat me in halo 3 and i was getting totally pissed cuz he sucks and i was like "you didnt beat me bitch i won"

AndyDaddysBoy: so now in revenge im hijacking his internets

Fatherload: How are you "hijacking" it?

AndyDaddysBoy: with my awesome spy hacker skills

AndyDaddysBoy: didnt i tell you dad? im a spy

Fatherload: Oh, good. I thought all of those flighty, random intervals of you leaping out of bed in the middle of the night to answer your watch when it loudly beeped meant that you were cheating on me.

AndyDaddysBoy: no dad of course not

AndyDaddysBoy: im a real american hero

Fatherload: There's only room enough for one hero in our household, son.

AndyDaddysBoy: guess no one can do it better than andrew!

Fatherload: Well, no one can fuck like you can, that's for sure.

AndyDaddysBoy: sure they can

AndyDaddysBoy: you can

Fatherload: Aw, shucks, you're just saying that!

AndyDaddysBoy: i less than 3 you daddy

Fatherload: I less-than-three you too, honey. :)

Fatherload: So why are you at Ben's, anyway? If you stayed here at home, you could have played video games with me, instead. Not only that, but you'd get some!

AndyDaddysBoy: hes been bugging me for weeks to hang out with him and it was annoying me

AndyDaddysBoy: then he had this wise idea to ask me if we could have some stupid all nighter sleepover thing and of course he passed out after a couple hours

Fatherload: Aren't you a little too old to be having "sleepovers"

AndyDaddysBoy: what do you mean

AndyDaddysBoy: im 18

Fatherload: You could be having a more adult sleepover right now. In bed with me.

AndyDaddysBoy: this is an adult sleepover

AndyDaddysBoy: with ice cream and xbox instead of sex

Fatherload: Ice cream, huh? You'd rather have ice cream instead of cock? That's news to me.

AndyDaddysBoy: no lol i wouldnt but i have to make my friend happy too

Fatherload: Fine, fine.

Fatherload: So, Ben went to sleep? He doesn't know you're on the computer?

AndyDaddysBoy: no its all dark and quiet in here

AndyDaddysBoy: kind of fuckin creepy actually

AndyDaddysBoy: i keep looking at the door like someone is gonna come in and bust a cap in my ass

Fatherload: Do me a favor, son, and never say "bust a cap" ever, ever again :P

AndyDaddysBoy: lol your such a dick sometimes

Fatherload: Well, I am what I eat.

AndyDaddysBoy: does that make you an ass 2

Fatherload: Um... yes.

AndyDaddysBoy: i knew it

AndyDaddysBoy: so

AndyDaddysBoy: dad

Fatherload: So...

Fatherload: Son...

AndyDaddysBoy: what r you wearing

Fatherload: Lol!

Fatherload: Nothing.

AndyDaddysBoy: oooo really

Fatherload: Well, almost nothing. I have a pair of briefs on.

AndyDaddysBoy: tell me abut em

Fatherload: I have to tell you about the underwear you see me in every day? Come on, honey, I know you're not a pothead, your memory is better than that! :P

AndyDaddysBoy: just humor me dad

AndyDaddysBoy: ive been drinking coke all day and im really wired

AndyDaddysBoy: too wired to sleep

AndyDaddysBoy: can caffeine make you horny because im that too

Fatherload: Not that I know of, lol.

Fatherload: Thinking about you being horny makes me horny.

AndyDaddysBoy: good cuz im super horny

AndyDaddysBoy: ben tried to talk to me earlier about some stupid online game and i kept thinking about you masturbating in the shower

AndyDaddysBoy: he kept asking if i was okay when i went into the bathroom 17 times

Fatherload: What a coincidence, I jerked off in the shower this afternoon.

AndyDaddysBoy: mmmmmmm

AndyDaddysBoy: i have such a boner right now

Fatherload: You do? =D

AndyDaddysBoy: yeah

AndyDaddysBoy: i hope no one wakes up and sees me

AndyDaddysBoy: im rubbing on it

Fatherload: Hah, you just woke SOMEONE up...

AndyDaddysBoy: i did?

Fatherload: Yes. Remember those underwear I said I was wearing? They're getting smaller.

AndyDaddysBoy: mmmm

AndyDaddysBoy: im thinking of you sitting there with a boner and its making me so fuckin hard

Fatherload: I'm taking these off ;)

AndyDaddysBoy: fuck i wish i could take my pants off

AndyDaddysBoy: there so uncomfortabl right now

Fatherload: I'm naked now :D

AndyDaddysBoy: o god

AndyDaddysBoy: im sweating lol

AndyDaddysBoy: i want you so bad right now dad

Fatherload: Mmm, you do huh? I want you too, son.

Fatherload: I want to fuck your brains out.

AndyDaddysBoy: fuck yes

AndyDaddysBoy: come pick me up right now

AndyDaddysBoy: plz dad im begging you

Fatherload: It's two in the morning, Andrew, I can't come and get you.

AndyDaddysBoy: why not????

Fatherload: I'm not ringing the doorbell of your friend's house at two a.m. you silly boy.

AndyDaddysBoy: ill just go wait outside by the curb!!!!!! or we can fuck in ur car!!

Fatherload: What makes you think I want to go out driving in the middle of the night? We'll see each other in the morning, honey.

AndyDaddysBoy: fine

AndyDaddysBoy: but im not going to be able to sleep like this with a huge boner in my boxers

AndyDaddysBoy: and dripping with sweat thinking about you at home naked and jacking off

Fatherload: That's fine. I'll help you with that ;)

AndyDaddysBoy: mm thank you

AndyDaddysBoy: please please fuck me dad i need it

Fatherload: Who taught you to talk like that? Certainly not me.

AndyDaddysBoy: oh no

AndyDaddysBoy: am i in trouble dad

Fatherload: You're in deep trouble, young man. Seems you need to be taught how to speak properly.

AndyDaddysBoy: *whimpers*

AndyDaddysBoy: what r you gonna do 2 me

Fatherload: I'm going to make you wish you never swore in front of me. Pull your pants down and bend over my knee and show me your ass.

AndyDaddysBoy: o no dont make me do that

Fatherload: Do it.

AndyDaddysBoy: i dont want 2

Fatherload: You're going to, or I'm going to do something a lot worse than spanking your ass.

AndyDaddysBoy: *whimpers and tries to hide his erection as he lays across your knee with his ass out* dont hit me 2 hard daddy

Fatherload: Why not? You deserve it. *Cracks his smooth palm down upon your tight, smooth, round ass cheek*

AndyDaddysBoy: because i like it

AndyDaddysBoy: i like it when you punish me it makes me soooo hard

Fatherload: *Sweats, then finds a sudden interest in smacking your ass harder* You enjoy that, son?

AndyDaddysBoy: *whimpers* yes its so good

AndyDaddysBoy: hit me dad

Fatherload: Mmm, you like your daddy's hands on you, don't you? I can feel your hard-on poking me in the leg.

AndyDaddysBoy: yes i love when you touch my ass

AndyDaddysBoy: i think about you licking it

Fatherload: *Grins and lays you down on the floor on your stomach*

AndyDaddysBoy: mmmm oh god

AndyDaddysBoy: what r you doing dad

Boneshark: hey kev what ae you doing up

Fatherload: *spreads your smooth, beautiful, perfectly rounded ass cheeks open wide enough so that I can see your gleaming, shining sphincter, then presses my wet lips onto the tucks of your puckered hole, sweetly suckling and licking on it, teasing it gracefully with the tip of my tongue, just barely penetrating the alcove of your glorious, delicious ass hole.*

Boneshark:?!?!?!?!??!?!????????111!!

Boneshark: DUDE WHAT THE HELL

Fatherload: Oh my, I'm so sorry, Kyle.

Fatherload: That wasn't meant for you.

Boneshark: I FUCKING HOPE NOT

Boneshark: JESUS

Boneshark: that is gross

Fatherload: Oh, it wasn't that bad.

Boneshark: oh god I can't get the image of a "puckered hole" out of my mind!!!!!!!!

Fatherload: Hahaha!

Boneshark: don't laugh asshole its not even funny!!

Boneshark: what if i emoted back *takes an enormous shit all over your face*

Fatherload: ROFL!!!!!

Fatherload: LMFAO!!!

Boneshark: dude

Boneshark: therapy

Boneshark: seek it.

AndyDaddysBoy: uh

AndyDaddysBoy: really dad what r you doing

Fatherload: Sorry, sweetheart. Kyle messaged me.

Fatherload: *Spreads your smooth, beautiful, perfectly rounded ass cheeks open wide enough so that I can see your gleaming, shining sphincter, then presses my wet lips onto the tucks of your puckered hole, sweetly suckling and licking on it, teasing it gracefully with the tip of my tongue, just barely penetrating the alcove of your glorious, delicious ass hole.*

AndyDaddysBoy: mmmmf

AndyDaddysBoy: oh fuck yes

AndyDaddysBoy: that feels so good dad

AndyDaddysBoy: lick my ass lick it mmmmmfuuukkk

Boneshark: who the hell are you talking to by the way

Fatherload: *Crams his tongue deeper into the cavern of skin while simultaneously spanking on each of your ass cheeks, before reaching underneath you between your legs and courteously rubbing on your tender, throbbing erection, gripping it tightly and massaging it lovingly.*

Boneshark: KEVIN STOP IT!!!!

Boneshark: you're doing it on purpise!!!

Fatherload: Oh, Christ.

Fatherload: Kyle, I'm not, I swear, I really am sorry.

Boneshark: bullshit

Fatherload: I'm talking to you and someone else and the way this stupid chat thing is, I can't tell which of you I'm talking to when a window pops!

AndyDaddysBoy: dad???

Fatherload: I'm sorry, honey.

Fatherload: *Crams his tongue deeper into the cavern of skin while simultaneously spanking on each of your ass cheeks, before reaching underneath you between your legs and courteously rubbing on your tender, throbbing erection, gripping it tightly and massaging it lovingly.*

AndyDaddysBoy: mmm holy shit

AndyDaddysBoy: *presses his ass back against your mouth and humps in your hand groaning*

AndyDaddysBoy: mmfuck eat my ass

AndyDaddysBoy: yesss rub my dick

Fatherload: Mmm, son, your ass tastes so good.

Fatherload: I love sticking my tongue in it.

AndyDaddysBoy: ugg

AndyDaddysBoy: im jerking off

AndyDaddysBoy: r you

Fatherload: Yes.

AndyDaddysBoy: mmm do i make you hot daddy

Fatherload: You certainly do.

AndyDaddysBoy: i wish i was home right now

AndyDaddysBoy: so i could play with you

Fatherload: I do too, baby.

Boneshark: well I'm sorry i bothered you and whoever you're talking to kev, I'm gonna hit the sack

Fatherload: If you were here right now, I'd be bending you over the kitchen counter and pounding your sweet, young, dimpled little ass and showing you how a REAL father plays with his son ;P

Boneshark: oh god....

Fatherload: Uh, heh... could you by any chance completely disregard what I just said...?

Boneshark has logged off!