All characters are 18 or older
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Liam prepared to walk into the restaurant with heavy breathing, it was the first time he'd ever done this sort of thing before. Not obviously meet a girl for a date he'd done that many times but it was the first time he did so with a girl he had never seen before, although of course when I say girl I mean woman and that to him was the appeal. You see he had been given this card just outside his work by a smartly dressed man in a business suit and red tie. Now usually he'd throw that sort of thing away but seeing the juxtaposition between the man and him handing out cards for a dating site called MILFdating.com made him keep it till one lonely bored night he went on the website and saw the woman that now sat at the restaurant waiting for him. Well he saw her body and breasts not her face the caption below it read "Well that's all you really want isn't it ;)". It made him laugh so he started to talk to her well that and she had the most fantastic set of breasts, large strangely firm for a woman of 40 and somewhat familiar. The online conversation wasn't long and ended with them arranging to go to dinner. It was at a high end restaurant where his friend had recommended though both the restaurant and hotel were hardly cheap they we're guaranteed to get what you wanted.
He opened the door the image of the woman's breasts still in his mind's eye he tried to think about other things. Work? No that didn't do it. Doubling numbers in his mind, no that didn't do it either. Until all of a sudden everything turned soft as he suddenly saw his mother sitting down at one of the tables with a bottle and two glasses of wine. At first he thought to run, he really didn't want to be seen on a date with a woman around his mothers age by his own mother he looked around she was still applying her makeup and smoothing out her red low cut dress.
"Do you have a reservation?"
"What!?"
"Do you have a reservation?"
"Oh sorry, Liam ------" He said
"Ah yes, right this way." the woman said gesturing to the dining area. "Your date has already arrived."
"Well I'm very excited to meet her."
She moved towards the table, as Liam tried to make sure he didn't capture his mothers attention then the waitress pointed to the table. The table his mother was sitting at.
"This is your table sir. Is there anything else you need."
His mother looked at him with shock and dread in her eyes as he did her.
A silence fell between them as the waitress looked more and more worried as she sensed the tension between them.
"No, no every things fine" Liam spoke with fear and embarrassment in his voice.
"I'll be back in a moment to take your order."
The waitress left.
"Well for Christ sake sit down people are starting to stare." Liam's mom said quickly.
"Sue Redgrove?" Liam asked his mother hoping that she wouldn't reply with the inevitable reply as he sat down opposite her.
"Oh god!" she whispered. "Please don't tell me your Charlie91?"
"Well yeah?!" Liam spoke as he ran through possible ways out of this dilemma in his mind.
"Oh god no!" she spoke fearfully but quietly while putting her hands over her mouth, then looking down over the cleavage of her very low cut red dress and moving her hands to cover her breasts.
"Look Mom I can go if you'd like I mean ..."
She was silent for a moment
"No no you reserved the table you shouldn't have to go because of me." She wasn't looking him in the eye instead just staring at the table as if she was talking to it instead of him.
"Alright just no offence but you were hardly the company I was expecting."
"Me neither." She spoke quietly.
"Are you sure you don't want me to go?" His Mom said quickly.
"No... no it's fine!" Liam said still trying to think of a way out of this situation.
"Well I guess it gives us a nice chance to catch up." She searching desperately for something to say.
"Yeah..." Liam spoke silently.
They fell into another awkward silence.
"...."
"......."
"So what sort of company were you expecting." She said finally looking into his eyes.
"Well you know." Liam said looking up briefly. "I mean when you put a picture of your naked body as a profile pic."
"You mean you were looking for a quick screw." His Mom said aggressively.
"Well... I mean... well yeah... what did you expect when you put that picture up?"
"Yes but I didn't expect my son..." She said trailing off before becoming alarmed "Oh my god I mean you saw me... I... you didn't do anything did you?"
"I... errr... well..." he tried unsuccessfully to conceal the fact he had masturbated to the picture of what now was revealed to be his mothers naked body several times throughout the night.
"Oh fuckerdy fuck, fuck my son wanked to me!" She said probably a little too loud than she should have. A couple in their 70's looked round confused.
"Look sorry I didn't know it was you. Anyway what did you expect putting a picture of yourself like that up on the net like that?"
"Well I didn't expect it to be you!" His Mom said getting defensive.
"Oh so that makes it ok?" A sheering anger fell through him at the thought of his mother with a string of random guys.
"Look I was just checking it out. I mean just because I turned up doesn't mean I was going to have sex with... well... you?" she trailed off at the end of the sentence realising the strangeness of the situation.
"Really and there I was getting all excited." He smiled.
"Yes so was I but I guess both of us are disappointed." She said as she stared of into the distance.
"So you were going to have sex with... well... me?" Liam said sounding hurt. It was still a shock to think of his mom in the arms of a string of strangers from the internet.
"Well, look Liam, I have needs too and well you can hardly have a go at me when you were the one who found me on there."
"YES BUT I'M NOT MARRIED!!!" He quietly shouted. "I mean what's Dad going to think about all this? I mean does he know you go around screwing guys half your age?"
"OK well first me and your father have been separated for about 10 months now, and secondly and perhaps most importantly speeches like that work a lot better if you don't keep staring at my tits!" She spoke kind of angrily as she grabbed both her breasts.
"Oh errr..... errrr.... I wasn't...."
"Hi are you guys ready to order?" It was the waitress much to Liam's relief.
"Yes I'll have the rib eye steak." Liam said.
"And I'll have the chicken breast in red wine sauce" His Mom ordered.
"Ok, is there anything else you need?"
"No that I'll be all thanks." His Mom said politely as the waitress left.
"Look don't worry I'm flattered." She said "Besides I got to be honest you look kinda good yourself all dressed up like that."
"Well thanks... Wait are you flirting with me to get away from the subject of you separating with dad?" Liam asked.
"No!... Well yes... look sorry but we could just have a nice meal let's not ruin it."
"When were you going to tell me?"
"When the time was right I mean we hardly ever talk now anyway."
"Still no reason to not tell me you two had broken up."
"Well sorry." She said quietly and she honestly meant it. "Although it's nice by the way being able to have a proper conversation with you, it hasn't been the same since you moved out."
"Well thank you." Liam said smiling. "So honestly is this what you've been doing then just meeting guys on the internet and..." He raised his eyebrows up suggestively.
"What, no this was the first time I've done anything like this I only found out about it from some guy handing out cards outside the shops."
"So you haven't had sex since you two split up then." He asked.
She laughed "Longer than that I'm afraid. Not that it's any of my business."
"Really, how long?"
