Everyone in this story is over 18 years of age.
Fate played its card one Saturday morning just after eleven twenty, mum was a creature of habit and every Saturday morning at eleven, mum would leave the house for the big weekly food shop. I was also a creature of habit and enjoyed my Saturday morning wank under the shower as it was the easiest and cleanest way to get rid of my copious amount of spunk as it ran with the flow of the spray down the drain instead of spurting into clothing or towels which mum could pick up on when she was doing the wash.
I had a monster stiff cock as I walked into the bathroom; I was exceptionally well hung; I had ten inches of a thick meaty cock and when I'm hard, it's so impressive looking. I stopped dead in my tracks as soon as I walked through the open bathroom door. I couldn't believe mum was standing naked on top of the bathroom weight scales; I looked at mum and mum looked at me as I looked over mum's voluptuous body; I have a massive cock and mum has 34 FF massive breasts, both our eyes swept up and down taking in every detail of each other's body. I noticed one thing happened: mum's nipples went big and hard when I said big, they were like thimbles.
As mum desperately tried to cover her massive breasts with her hands and arms, I caught sight of probably the hairiest pussy I'd seen in my life, it was a massive blond bush and as mum was a natural blonde this wasn't surprising, but the amount of hair mum had there couldn't have been comfortable, mum cried out, "Barry!"
As I looked at this hairy mass of pubic hair, I said, "I beg your pardon mum but I thought you were out shopping, I'm so sorry!"
I turned and went out of the bathroom, down the hallway, and back to my bedroom.
I lay on top of my bed and all I was thinking about was mum's gorgeous body, mum was forty-three, I've been with several mature ladies and mum's was in a different league, naked she looked so good. My cock was harder just thinking of mum's body, I heard the shower running in the bathroom and wondered how long mum would be in the shower as I needed to cum and didn't want to take the risk of bringing myself off in the bedroom in case mum caught me wanking.
My other problem, I was thinking of mum sexually, I had never done that before as I'd never looked at mum thinking of her as being sexy but seeing her naked had put images in my brain that were unforgettable.
Mum always dressed conservatively, she was tall, good-looking, but she never highlighted her curves. She'd divorced dad two years ago, dad was an incredible womaniser, and I didn't know exactly the grounds for the divorce but I'd finished school and after the summer holidays I'd go into my second year at university studying computer programming. Mum and I had been together alone all this time, mum was financially secure as she'd inherited her father's property company and she looked after the day to day running of it.
I heard mum in the hallway and I put on a bathrobe in case she came into the bedroom, my cock was still rock hard, as mum knocked on my door she said, "Barry, can I have a word with you?"
I replied, "Of course mum, I'm so sorry about this morning. I didn't know that you were in the bathroom."
Mum came into the bedroom, she was dressed in her normal Saturday clothes, mum said, "I think it was a big shock for both of us, I'm sorry for shouting at you but that was just the shock of seeing you naked, let's forget it happened and I'll buy some wine for dinner tonight."
Mum was smiling as she said this, I think we'd both got a shock of seeing each other naked; I stood and took mum in my arms and hugged her; I had the feeling mum was pulling me closer to her, I could feel the weight of her massive breasts on my chest, this was the first time in my life that I'd felt this and I loved how it felt. I said, "Mum, we are living in such close proximity in the house, we'll just have to be more careful when we're using the bathroom."
Mum kissed me on the cheek and said, "It's happened so let's forget about it, I'd better get the shopping done, what are you doing this afternoon?"
"I've got a guy with a problem with his printer, so I'll sort that for him and be home around six. Is that ok for you mum?"
Mum smiled and said, "I'll get a couple of nice steaks, then we can eat at six-thirty."
Mum then left, and I went for my shower but as I stroked my cock, I wondered about mum's hairy pussy; we were in the summer and it must have been so hot for her down there; I wondered if she had thick pussy lips, did she have a long sex slit? Then I thought of her massive melons and I spurted so much cum into the shower.
I then got dressed and made my way to Jean's, a fifty-eight-year-old widow who loved my big thick cock, she'd take me into her bedroom as soon as I arrived, she loved to suck my monster cock and make me hard. She'd taught me so much about long foreplay and how to give a woman pleasure with my tongue, lips and fingers. She loved my cock in all three holes; Jean was interesting as she had some very sexy lingerie and she always gave me money to buy a nice shirt, the money she gave me could easily buy an expensive silk shirt, I had two other mature busty ladies that would call me when they wanted me to visit.
I got home and mum was in the kitchen; it surprised me as she was wearing makeup which mum hardly ever wore and she was looking so good I wondered if she had put it on for me?
Mum smiled at me and said, "Hi Barry, did you fix the printer?"
"I did, but I'd to go to three shops to find the correct ink, mum I'm so sorry about this morning."
Mum smiled and said, "Barry, forget about it, I feel sorry for you seeing my horrible old body, the steaks will be ready in five minutes, will you open the wine that's in the fridge?"
As I opened the wine I said, "Mum, you've got a gorgeous body, a woman of thirty would love to have a body like yours but I'm a little biased, I love big breasts and yours are big with no sag, cheers mum."
We clinked our glasses and mum said, "I thought that my old body would have disgusted you, I go to my yoga and I'm watching my weight, that's why I was on the scales this morning."
I sat at the kitchen table and said, "You have a lovely figure mum, you're beautiful, the only thing I'd change is......."
I stopped speaking as mum put my steak in front of me; I didn't say anymore as this wasn't the time or place to tell mum she had a hairy pussy.
Mum sat opposite me and we ate, I said, "Mum, these steaks are delicious, it just melts in your mouth."
We both just kept eating, the onions, the mushrooms and the potatoes were delicious with the steaks. I had finished first and mum said, "Barry, what would you change about me?"
I thought for a minute and said, "It's very intimate and I'm embarrassed to say it."
"Barry, you saw me naked this morning, you can say anything you want to me."
"Mum, I'd prefer not to talk about this."
"What would you change?"
"Mum, your pussy is so hairy, you need that trimmed, I'm sure you'd feel so much better if you were smooth down there, did you not notice that I'm completely smooth around my cock and balls?"
Mum smiled and said, "I couldn't help seeing what you've got down there, it's so big and thick and I noticed you are smooth, I haven't trimmed myself for so long and I'm scared to shave myself as I'm scared I'd cut myself."
"Mum, I would shave you, I've an excellent trimmer and my safety razor has a flex head, and I'd use warm shaving oil which will leave you smooth and soft, I've done it with several of my girlfriends and they have all said how good I am at it."
Mum said, "They must trust you a lot to let you shave them down there."
Mum hadn't said that I couldn't shave her, I had to sell it to her better, "Mum, if you were dating someone and they wanted to go down on your pussy, they'd get hair in their teeth? Being shaved makes everything down there so much more sensitive, when someone goes down to eat your pussy, the sensations it would give you are incredible."
I noticed mum had twitched in her seat, her plate was empty too, mum looked at me and said, "No one has ever gone down on me in my life Barry, I've given oral but I have never received it, your father neglected me sexually in so many ways."
I had the feeling that mum was flirting with me now, I said, "Mum, I'll put the dishes in the dishwasher then I'll get my trimmer and all my shaving gear, I'll meet you in the bathroom in a couple of minutes."
Mum had a shocked look on her face and said, "Barry, it's not right that a son shaves his mum's pussy, we shouldn't be doing this."