Author's Note: This is my FIRST STAB at this kind of story -- incest. I hope it's good! Also, this is for the Valentines Day contest! Also, also, it is set in the same superhero universe I use for lots of my contest stories. You don't need to know anything about the previous stories to follow this one -- but if you have read Look Upon My Work Ye Mighty, you may see a few cameos!
Enjoy!
The extremely in need of repair school bus bounced and jounced as it rattled down the road towards the edge of Century City. Felix Fong tried his damnedest to not think about the uncomfortably loud banging and bumping noise that came from underneath his feet, which were tucked up against the wheel-well that some designer had placed directly beneath his seat. It was hard to not think about that noise, though, when his best friend Penelope was snoring on his shoulder. Penny was a girl who was mostly curve thanks to a diet that seemed to be made almost entirely out of sucrose and cock, and she seemed to enjoy using Felix as a pillow, no matter how many times Felix pointed out that a skinny Asian boy like him was made entirely out of angles.
Penny usually responded with:
My dudester, most guys would pay for me to use them as pillows. Besides, you need to touch a boob at least once in your life before college, even if it is with your elbow.
Felix had tried to explain, many times, that just because he was a teenage boy didn't mean he was a bubbling crock pot of hormones. He had other things to keep his mind on, like getting into Century U, who had the somewhat discouraging motto of 'the third most famous thing in Century City!' Well, okay, the
real
motto was Ad Astra Per Aspera. But most people used the unofficial motto. But in Century U's defense, it had a great campus, world class teachers -- including at least one hyper-genius -- and had produced several of the most luminary scientists in...
Felix sighed.
Penny had just drooled on him.
Fortunately, Felix had a plan cooked up for when Penny using him as a pillow became completely intolerable.
"Holy fuck!" he hissed. "Up in the sky! It's Archive!"
"What, where!?" Penny snapped immediately awake and craned her head around.
"Huh?" Xavier, the dumbest kid in class, turned around to look at Felix. "Where?"
Here, Felix learned the one problem in his plan: Penny immediately scrambled across him and started to mash her face against the bus window. This meant he spent the rest of the ride with her breasts muffling his face rather than slowly consuming his shoulder.
He'd have to revise his scheme in time for the next field trip.
"I note that I did not in fact get a chance to admire Archive's amazing six pack," Penny was still saying as they walked off the school bus and towards Tynex Polychem, the factory that was going to be the field trip for today. Their teacher, the perpetually harried Mr. Black, was trying to get several of the more excitable students from immediately ditching the class. The hall monitor who had come along for the class was busy texting and chewing bubblegum in the corner, so she wasn't much use. "You can't just dangle the sexiest superhero on the whole planet before me and then yank him away like history's greatest monster."
"History's greatest monster is Darkthornn," Felix said, sounding bemused. "Who killed one point two billion people in 1989 and almost conquered the Earth and turned it into a replica of his hellplanet. By comparison, I'm more on par with the Clown Prince of Crime."
"Firstly!" Penny held her finger up. "Fuck you, I can make whatever comparison I want. Secondly, CPC is actually pretty hardcore, are you sure you want to be compared to him?"
Felix grinned. "I did the unforgivable and pussy block you."
"Awww!" Penny cooed. "You think that if Archive really did come flying by, I'd have a shot?"
"I mean, maybe," Felix said. "You have those things he likes."
"Boobs?" Penny asked.
"I mean, according to TMZ, he's a fan," Felix said, his voice dry.
"Yus!" Penny pumped her fists and then cocked her elbows back, thrusting out her chest. "I
knew
those six hundred dollar anti-gravity breast implants were worth it. And just in time for Valentines Day!"
Felix nodded, then performed a double take. "I excuse me
what
?!"
Mr. Black clapped his hands and the entire class focused on him. Well, on him and the impossibly pretty busty blond woman standing next to him. She wore high heels, a short skirt, and had hair done into cascading golden curls that tumbled down and around her shoulders. She wore a sleek pair of glasses and a name-tag that pronounced her to be one Dr. B. Taybor. She took her glasses off and smiled at the class.
"Welcome to Tynex Polychem. I'm going to be your tour guide here today. If you'll follow me, I'll show all of you what we here at Tynex do to make life in Century City, and the world, better. Come on." She turned and started walking and, perforce, the class followed her. "This is the lobby, where we relax and take breaks between our time at work. But does anyone here know exactly what a chemist
does
with their day?"
Felix raised his hand.
He always raised his hand.
"Yes?" Dr. Taybor asked.
"You work with chemical compounds and reactions to produce stuff," Felix said, reaching up to shove his glasses up his nose. "Rubber, polymers, that kind of stuff."
"That's right!" Dr. Taybor said. "And thanks to our on-staff hyperbrains, we have new chemical compounds that normal humans couldn't have ever invented. Our company actually staffs three Class Seven intellects, each one working on how to improve our processes." She nodded. "The most recent invention that our think tank has worked on is actually being produced here: Polymatter!"
The tour continued -- with Dr. Taybor showing the class the computer rooms that were busy crunching through the complex math required for some of the machines that were working in the main factory floor. The factory floor itself was what came next, though it required everyone to wear hard hats and safety goggles. The catwalk that went over the various tanks where chemicals were mixed and polymers were strung out was securely mounted, but the railing seemed alarmingly narrow. Felix noticed this because Penny was lagging behind the rest of the class by leaning against the railing and looking down morosely at one of the huge tanks. Felix let himself fall behind and then sidled up to his fiend, who sighed as he walked over to where she was lounging.
"You okay, Penny?" he asked.
"I'm just so
bored
," she groaned. "I was gonna bang Xavier in the bathroom, but A) he's got a frigging girlfriend and B) both of them are missing."
"They're
missing
?"
"I bet they're fucking like bunnies in a bathroom while I'm stuck here, being bored fuckless," Penny said, shaking her head a bit.
Felix rubbed his chin. "Well, maybe we'll get attacked by a super villain and Archive will show up to save the day and you can smother him with your boobs?" He smiled.
"Maybe..." Penny frowned. "I hope it happens
after
we're off the catwalks. Who the flip built a chemical factory with catwalks over the vats of goop?"
"If it helps, the vats are not open topped," Felix said, dryly. "But there are actual laws on the books to ensure a certain level of workplace un-saftey in chemical, radioactive, or nanotechnological factories. Hyperbrains have actually worked out the exact margin for ensuring freak accidents happen more often than just normal accident accidents. According to a ten year study by Project Aegis, it has increased the rate of superheroes by eleven percent!"
"Holy fuck, really?" Penny asked.
"Yup!" Felix said. A long silence hung in the air.
"Let's get off this catwalk please," Felix said while Penny bobbed her head and said: "Yes, lets!"
Ping
.
The catwalk under their feet shuddered slightly. Penny looked upwards and blinked at the pattering of dust that came from the ceiling. One of the cables that the catwalk was suspended from had just come free. Penny gulped and Felix held up his hands. "Okay, Penny. Be very very careful," he whispered. "We should still have enough weight clearance so long as nothing else gives. But we don't want to jostle-"
Ping
!
Another catwalk cable came free with another spray of dust. The section of the catwalk they stood on groaned. Felix saw Penny freezing in place. She didn't want to jostle anything. Felix did the math. The exact same amount of stress was being applied to progressively less and less cables, meaning that effectively, less and less time before those cables popped out and the catwalk went plunging down. Felix, at that moment, would very much like to punch several very smart people in the junk. But he didn't need to be a hyperbrain to know what he had to do.
"Penny," Felix said.
"Yeah?" Penny whispered.
"If I get superpowers, I am sorry," Felix said. "But if my skin melts off due to acid, you owe me."
And with that he shoved Penny backwards. Penny flailed with a yelp and landed on the catwalk section that wasn't currently about to collapse from their weight. She landed with a
clung