'Cleansedβββββ'
Preface: A shift in P.O.V. is indicated by a line of asterisks.
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1:40 P.M.
".....Well, we've got our work cut out for us. Certainly smells like the walls are drenched in something musky." I'm standing inside the main bathroom with Gramma dressed in only a sports bra and a pair of waterproof pants, clothes I can afford to get wet in, while I had my eyes slightly narrowed from the odd stench filling the room.
I guess this is where Jace's refusal to bathe in here comes in.
"I've had the vent cleaned this morning, so the smell should start dissipating soon. Don't tell Jace I've been using his toilet for the past two days, by the way."
"Err, yeah, whatever you say, Gramma."
"Jace! Hurry up and come in here, or are you going to make Issa clean this bathroom all on her own?"
"Alright, alright. The heat was killing me, so I had to change into these."
Jace comes into sight shirtless, holding a white towel over his shoulders, and wearing a pair of black boxers that looked more like swimming trunks. This guy's surprisingly toned and well-built, with tan lines on his naked, somewhat sweaty torso in the shape of a tank top.
Trying to keep my gaze away from him was admittedly hard, and I hope he didn't see me stealing a few glances at him here and there or I'd never hear the end of it the second Gramma leaves us alone together.
"Alright, I'm gonna leave you two right here. The roof still needs some cleaning, too. Franchesca's probably up there with a rake by now. Jace, take good care of Issa now."
"Yessss, Ma!" As soon as Gramma moves out of the bathroom and out of sight, Jace turns to me with a smug little smile on his face.
"Don't even bloody think about it."
"Relaaaax, I'm not up to anything. Last thing I want to do is...." Jace inhales deeply while looking around the spacious bathroom, likely more spacious than our shared bedroom's, too. ".....get hot and heavy in this room. At least not when it's in this state."
"Well, in that case...."
I toss him his own pair of rubber gloves after I put on mine, then grabbed a coarse sponge and a spray bottle full of soapy water.
"These walls aren't gonna clean themselves. Let's get started."
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2:10 P.M.
Thirty whole minutes of grueling work removing the stains off the walls and floor later and they're near spotless, with Jace in charge of spraying detergent all over every single stain he can lay his eyes on while I'm in charge of scrubbing them off with the sponge and water.
"Did we......get all of it? Ah, I need to take a breather...." I ask while sat on the closed toilet seat, wet and sweaty all over and more than a little spent as each stain felt harder to scrub off than the last. It was like trying to remove chunks of dried cement from the walls.
My shoulders, my upper back, hell maybe the entirety of it, felt like I had been lifting solid gold dumbbells over my head.
Jace walked around spraying the walls using the showerhead, washing off the soapy, bubbly water.
"Pretty much, though Ma mentioned something about replacing the pipe of the sink cabinet too, there's should be a spare in the kitchen drawers."
"Agghh, shouldn't we let a plumber take care of that?? Anyway, that one's yours for now, my arms feel like bacon strips." I leaned back on the toilet's water tank as I watch Jace approach said sink cabinet, two-door and quite the old one, if all the chipping on its white paint is any indication.
"Whatever you say, call this a soli-aaaAAAHHH!!"
Jace makes a brief shriek and literally falls backwards on his ass as he opened the cabinet's little doors. I instantly laugh my ass off, then stood to see what all the fuss was about.
"What, you found a nest of alie-AAAHHH!!"
I too fall back on my ass with a shriek the instant I laid my eyes on the harrowing sight before us.
Wolf spiders, possibly more than a hundred, had made their nest directly under the sink, creating a colony that resembled a Xenomorph's, albeit without the constant dripping seen in the movies. Some are as huge as my hand, some are barely even visible, some are carrying white egg sacs, some already with their hatched babies riding them.
By some odd miracle, very few, if any, were resting around the pipe that needed replacing. A rusty one with a large hole in the drain trap; guess that's why it needs replacing.
Me and Jace look at one another for a moment, and as if telepathy took control over both of us, we each held out our fists in front of one another.
"Rock...."
"Paper...."
"Scisso-- nooooooooooo!!"
My heart immediately sank into my stomach as my rock lost to his paper. Jace himself doesn't seem too cheery about his victory, rather he's more relieved he doesn't have to stick his hands directly inside Xenoville.
"No, no no no no, one more, one more! One more match!" I plead to him like my life depended on it, wrapping my arms around his chest and refusing to let go while Jace tries to push me off of him by holding my face. "Uncle Jace, pleeeease!"
"Ey ey ey! Get off me, what is wrong with you--!"
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"R-Rock...."
"Paper...."
"Sci--uwaaaaahhhhhh!!" This time around, it's my scissors that loses to his rock. My heart couldn't drop any harder; still, I refused to concede defeat.
"Alright, alright! Just wait he--eyy! Let go!!" Right as Jace was about to leave I instantly wrapped my arms around his torso again, not wanting to be left alone in the bathroom with the spiders, who may or may not be aching to jump out and liquify my sorry ass.
"Uncle Jace don't leave me here--mmppphh!" Jace once again holds me by my face and tries to push me off of himself.
"Holy shit, take it easy! I'm gonna go get you some gloves and duct-tape, just--ahh, for fuck's sake."
Jace begrudgingly leaves the bathroom while I'm clinging to him like a puppy that just found a human to call its master and starts looking around the kitchen for all the necessary items, including an adjustable wrench and the spare pipe, or drain trap as he calls it. Once procured, we head back to the bathroom where he literally shakes me off of himself before handing me both the rubber gloves and the duct tape.
He didn't even have to say anything. After I wore the gloves, I wrapped duct tape around the sleeves, then wrapped myself up to my elbows. Taking these off will be an absolute pain in the ass, but it will be nothing compared to the feeling of being swarmed by spiders and their little spawns.
"I-I was thinking of wrapping just your hands, but I guess that works too."
"Alright, here.....here goes nothing."
Lefty loosey goes each of the slip-joint nuts, a task that took longer than it should've thanks to the spiders moving around every now and then, with the occasional hand-sized specimen suddenly dropping from above. Quite a few times I almost dropped the wrench inside Xenoville, too. Jace stayed behind me, aiming a small flashlight at the cabinet's interior.
"That's all two of the nuts. Time to pull that pipe off."
"Wait wait...."
"Breathe, Issa. Breathe. If you want, I can just remove it myself."
"N-No no, I got this." Maybe it's because I already had hard-to-remove makeshift armor on me, maybe I didn't want Jace getting hurt by these spiders and/or the rusty pipe, maybe it's both, but I wanted to press on with this. I reached with both arms inside the wolf colony, carefully maneuvering away from any of the tarantula-sized specimens, and got a good grip on the now should-be loose drain trap.
"Got it."
"Alright, now pull down. Get it off the tailpiece first."
I pulled down and off it came. Some smaller specimens came out of the now severed area. Makes me wonder why we didn't turn the faucet on first to flush whatever that camped inside the pipes.
"Haaaaahhhh, Jace!! There's more of them!"
"Just relax, now pull it off the wall tube."
I pulled and nothing. I pulled again, still nothing. Even with the nuts off, it remained firmly lodged to the wall tube or whatever Jace called it.
"I-It won't come off."
I kept pulling and pulling, first slow and steady, then in short bursts of strength as my patience quickly dwindled. I didn't want to spend my time elbow-deep in Xenoville any more than I had to.
"Hey, stop! You're shaking the cabinet!" Jace quickly positions himself behind me and holds my shoulders to assist with the pulling. "One, two, three....heave-ho!"
"Heave-ho!"