The late afternoon sun slanted through the blinds of the suburban living room, casting long shadows across the hardwood floor. Linda strode in, her heels clicking with purpose against the wood as she shrugged off her navy blazer and draped it over the back of the couch. At 45, she carried herself with the confidence of someone who'd spent years climbing the corporate ladder--tall, toned from her morning runs, and still striking in her tailored skirt and crisp blouse. She reached down to adjust the sheer pantyhose that clung to her legs, a habit she never quite shook even after shedding the rest of her business armor. With a sigh, she kicked off her heels and padded toward the kitchen.
"Ken, you home?" she called, her voice sharp but warm, the kind of tone that expected an answer.
Upstairs, Ken slumped on his bed, scrolling aimlessly through his phone. At 20, he was back from his sophomore year of college for the summer, his duffel bag still unpacked in the corner of his old room. Average in every way--height, build, looks--he'd spent the last two months dodging questions from his buddies about why he hadn't scored a summer fling. Truth was, he hadn't scored much of anything in the romance department, and it gnawed at him. Worse still, every time his friends came over, their eyes inevitably lingered on his mom--Linda, the "hot MILF" they wouldn't shut up about. It'd been that way since high school, and the bitterness had settled into a quiet simmer beneath his skin.
"Yeah, I'm here," he shouted back, his voice flat. He didn't move.
Linda appeared at the base of the stairs, hands on her hips. "You gonna come down and eat, or do I have to drag you? I made lasagna."
Ken rolled his eyes and hauled himself up, trudging down the steps. "Fine. Not like there's anything else to do around here."
They sat across from each other at the kitchen table, the clink of forks against plates filling the silence. Linda, now in a loose sweater over her skirt and pantyhose, glanced at him over her glass of wine. "You've been moping since you got back. What's going on?"
"Nothing's going on," Ken muttered, stabbing at his food. "Just bored."
"Bored?" Linda raised an eyebrow. "You've got a whole summer ahead of you. Get a job. Go out with your friends."
"My friends are idiots," he snapped, louder than he meant to. "All they do is talk about--" He stopped himself, cheeks flushing.
Linda tilted her head, sensing the shift. "Talk about what?"
He glared at his plate, the simmer boiling over. "You, okay? They talk about you. How you're so hot, how they'd kill to--ugh, it's disgusting. And you just strut around like you don't even notice."
Linda blinked, caught off guard. "Excuse me? I'm not 'strutting' anywhere, Ken. I dress for my job. I'm not putting on a show for your little buddies."
"Yeah, well, it doesn't matter what you think," he shot back, shoving his chair back as he stood. "I'm sick of it. Sick of being the guy whose mom gets more attention than he does. Maybe if you didn't flaunt it all the time--"
"Flaunt it?" Linda's voice rose, incredulous. She stood too, towering over him in her stocking feet. "I'm your mother, not some coed chasing after validation. You think I like being ogled? Maybe if you stopped sulking and actually talked to a girl, you wouldn't be so obsessed with what your friends think!"
The air crackled between them, tension snapping like a live wire. Ken's fists clenched. "I wish you'd just--ugh, I wish you could see what it's like being me for once!"
"And I wish you'd grow up and stop blaming me for your problems!" Linda fired back, her eyes blazing.
A sudden, inexplicable jolt ripped through the room--a flash of light, a hum that vibrated in their bones. Ken stumbled, dizziness crashing over him, and Linda gripped the table, her vision swimming. When the world steadied, Ken blinked and found himself staring down at... himself, slouched and red-faced across the table. His hands--her hands--shot to his chest, feeling the unfamiliar weight beneath the sweater. Linda's body. He was in Linda's body.
Across from him, Linda--or rather, Ken's body--gaped back, her voice coming out in his lower timbre. "What the hell just happened?"
Ken didn't answer. His hands were still moving, tracing the contours of the blouse, the skirt, the pantyhose that hugged his--her--legs. A strange thrill shot through him, curiosity overriding the shock. This was his mother's body... and he was in control.
Ken's fingers lingered on the hem of the skirt, the fabric smooth against his--Linda's--skin. The sensation was alien, electric. He shifted in the chair, feeling the pantyhose stretch taut over his legs, the subtle compression both foreign and oddly captivating. His breath hitched as he glanced down, catching sight of the blouse stretched over a chest that wasn't his, the faint outline of a bra beneath. This was insane. This was his mom's body. And yet, here he was, inside it, every nerve tingling with a mix of disbelief and something he couldn't quite name.
"Ken!" Linda's voice--or rather, his own voice--snapped him out of it. She was still in his body, leaning forward with his hands planted on the table, her expression a mix of fury and panic. "Stop pawing at me and figure out what's going on! This isn't a game!"
He flinched, jerking his hands away from the skirt as heat crept up his neck. "I-I'm not pawing at anything! I'm just... this is weird, okay? I don't know what to do!"
"We need to fix this," Linda said, her tone clipped even in his deeper register. She straightened up, running a hand through his short hair--her hair now--and grimaced. "God, your posture is awful. Stand up straight."
"Seriously? You're critiquing me while I'm stuck in you?" Ken shot back, but he stood anyway, wobbling slightly as he adjusted to the shift in height. Linda was at least four inches taller than him, her athletic frame lean but powerful. He caught his reflection in the glass of the kitchen window--her reflection--and froze. The woman staring back was all sharp cheekbones and poised elegance, even with the sweater thrown on. He turned slightly, watching the way the skirt hugged her hips, and a smirk tugged at his lips despite himself.
Linda caught it. "What's so funny?"
"Nothing," he said quickly, but his voice--her voice--came out higher, softer, and it threw him off all over again. He cleared his throat, trying to mimic her usual confidence. "Just... you're taller than I thought."
She narrowed his eyes at him. "Focus. We need to figure out how this happened. What did you say right before it hit?"
Ken frowned, replaying the argument in his head. "I said I wished you could see what it's like being me. And you said--"
"--I wished you'd grow up and stop blaming me," Linda finished, her jaw tightening. "Great. So we yelled at each other, and now we're... what, cursed? This isn't a fairy tale, Ken."
"Yeah, well, tell that to my legs," he muttered, shifting his weight again. The pantyhose rubbed slightly as he moved, and he couldn't help but glance down at them, fascinated by how they caught the light. He bent one knee experimentally, watching the sheer fabric shimmer.
Linda groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose--her nose now. "You're unbelievable. Stop playing dress-up and help me think."
"I'm not playing anything!" he protested, but his hands drifted back to the blouse, smoothing it down over her stomach. Flat, toned--years of discipline he'd never bothered with. He caught himself wondering what else he could feel, what else this body could do, and a flush of guilt mixed with curiosity burned through him. "Okay, fine. Maybe it's temporary. Maybe it'll wear off."
"And if it doesn't?" Linda demanded, pacing now. She moved awkwardly in his body, like she wasn't sure how to handle its slighter frame, its softer edges. "I've got a presentation tomorrow, Ken. I can't show up like--like this!"
Ken snorted, crossing her arms--his arms now--and immediately uncrossing them when the sensation felt too strange. "Yeah, and I've got... well, nothing, but I'm not thrilled about being you either. What if your boss hits on me or something?"
"Don't even joke about that," she snapped, but there was a flicker of real worry in her--his--eyes. She stopped pacing, staring at him. "We need to retrace our steps. Maybe if we say it again--"
"Like reverse the wish?" Ken interrupted. He straightened up, mimicking her earlier stance--hands on hips, chin tilted. "Okay. Uh... I wish you'd stop being such a nag and swap back?"
Linda glared. "And I wish you'd take this seriously and get out of my body. There. Happy?"
Nothing happened. No flash, no hum--just the hum of the fridge in the background. Ken sighed, dropping her hands. "Well, that was a bust."
Linda rubbed his temples, muttering under her breath. "Fine. Let's think this through logically. Something triggered it. We'll figure it out tomorrow if we have to. For now--" She pointed at him. "Don't do anything stupid in there. I mean it."
Ken grinned, a mischievous edge creeping in. "No promises." He turned toward the stairs, feeling the unfamiliar sway of her hips as he walked, and called over his shoulder, "I'm gonna go... uh, figure this out."
"Ken!" Linda barked, but he was already halfway up, her heels dangling in his mind's eye as he headed for her room.