Mom and I were all smiles as we waved at each other across the crowded waiting room. Terrified of flying, she had refused my offer to buy her a plane ticket and had made the long trip by bus to celebrate her fiftieth birthday with me. We exchanged a loving embrace and a kiss on the cheek. As I drove back to my apartment, I ignored her rambling conversation and thought about the past two years that had been so unlucky for both of us.
My father had abandoned her two years before in favor of a younger woman. It was a terrible blow to her ego. She had been devoted to him and had worked tirelessly to make a beautiful home for him. At least he had been generous in the property settlement and had left her financially secure.
I had also had my share of bad luck. My boyfriend of many years had suddenly packed his bags and moved out without even the courtesy of an explanation. That had been a bitter pill to swallow, but I had gotten over it.
Over dinner that evening, Mom and I caught up on all the latest gossip. We eventually got around to our love lives. She was disappointed that I hadn't found a new "significant other". "What about you, Mom?" I asked. "Are you seeing anyone?" She shook her head and tried to change the subject.
"Mom, you are a beautiful woman. You shouldn't spend the rest of your life alone. What do you do about sex?"
"Oh, I'm not beautiful. Pretty, perhaps. I've had men come on to me, but I don't want the aggravation. I like living alone. And as far as the sex goes, I have a box of toys that satisfy me better than any man ever has."
I'm not a psychologist, but I thought I knew why Mom did not want a relationship: she feared another rejection. That night I lay in bed and thought about ways that I might get her interested in men again. Her room was next to mine. I pressed my ear to the wall and heard her soft moans and sighs as she masturbated. Then it suddenly came to me. My birthday present to my mother would be a man!
Shortly after my breakup with my boyfriend, I had discovered a place that I referred to as "The Magic Kingdom". I had wanted an evening of hot, sweaty sex without any possibility of emotional attachment. A girlfriend of mine had given me the phone number and address of a male whorehouse. The ten college boys who operated the business catered only to women and dates were by appointment only. The rates were steep but satisfaction was guaranteed. They promised to suck and fuck until the customer was satisfied. If they failed, the session was free of charge. During my three visits, I was treated to more orgasms than my ex-boyfriend had given me in three months.
I did not tell Mom what I had planned for her because I was certain that she would refuse to go to a whorehouse. The next morning, I immediately called and made appointments for us. In the afternoon, I took her shopping and bought a whole new outfit for her. She wanted something conservative, but I insisted that she get something sexy. She finally gave in. Her new outfit took ten years off of her looks.
Our next stop was the beauty shop, where I ordered Mom a new hairstyle and a complete makeover. By the time we sat down to a nice dinner in the best restaurant in town, Mom looked like a new woman. I wanted to get her loosened up, so I insisted on an after-dinner drink at the bar.
"Dear, I can always tell when you are up to something," she said. "Where are you taking me next?"
"Don't worry, Mom. You are going to love it. And I think it is just what the doctor ordered."
The whorehouse was located in a large, run-down mansion in what had once been the most exclusive section of the city. I parked in the parking lot and led Mom to the front door, which was opened by an attractive young woman. Several of the men had beautiful young girlfriends who helped out. They served drinks and were available for threesomes or lesbian twosomes. She led us to a plush livingroom and told us to make ourselves comfortable.
I had managed to get three stiff drinks into Mom and the side effects were beginning to show. "Now you must tell me what you are up to," she said. Her eyes were a little glassy and her speech was slurred. Before I had a chance to answer, seven naked men walked into the room. I had hoped to get there early enough to have our pick of all ten, but three had already been taken. No harm had been done. We still had some fine choices. I had fucked three of them and could vouch for their lovemaking skill and stamina.
Mom nearly fell off the couch when she saw those handsome studs displaying their beautiful erections. All of them had at least eight inches of pussy-plunger sticking out from their bellies. "OH, MY GOD!" Mom exclaimed. "WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?
"It's a whorehouse, Mom. Now take your pick. It's on me. You can even have two men if you like."
"Oh, I couldn't. I just couldn't. It's wicked."
"Mom, you are a healthy woman. You need a man. Now pick one of them. When it's over you will feel much better."