Everyone having sex is at least 18. This is fiction, I made it all up. Warning: this is a self-edited story. I do use Grammarly to help reduce my ability to murder the English language. Special thanks to goducks1 for his help.
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Chapter 1 -- Reserving a Venue
My phone rings. I slide to Ignore.
My phone rings again. I slide to Ignore.
My phone rings yet again. I slide to Ignore.
My phone rings.
I answer my phone, I am very annoyed, "Can't you take a fucking hint?"
My niece Stacy replies, "But uncle Phil, you are my favorite uncle."
I laugh, "Nice try bitch, I am your only uncle."
She continues, "It's summer and hot outside, I thought maybe an old man like you ..."
I cut her off, "No."
She whines, "I didn't ask for anything yet."
I continue laughing, "You mother says no alcohol, you call me saying your mother gave you money but wants help transporting the alcohol, it's heavy. Oh no, your mom says no, you can't buy that swimsuit. Next week you take me out for lunch and then talk me into buying it for you. Your best one was when your softball team needed a back yard, and all the back yards are bad, too small, smelly, whatever, but mine. Your mom told you not to ask me. I see a pattern. Your mom says no and then you call me. Have your mom call me." Click.
I wait five minutes.
Yup, just what I thought.
Twenty minutes later, my phone rings again, I answer it with "Hi."
A woman says, "Hi Phil, Stacy said you wanted me to ask you something."
I laugh at the woman, "I got to hand it to you. You sound like an adult, but Stacy's mother is my sister, I know her voice. She has already told Stacy no."
Dee says, "I am Dee Robinson, Stacy and my daughter Vickie are best friends. You have seen them at softball practice, games, and some team dinners. I know you. However, you only got part of the story right. You know that financially they are in rough water, right? Their home and yard are in terrible shape, they don't have the money to fix things up. You know how proud her husband is, nobody can help that SOB. She wants to ask you but is too embarrassed. Everyone can see you have the biggest and best house for miles. Stacy marvels at how awesome your pool is.
"I hear the chairs are wonderful for tanning. Stacy says you're a master at the grill. I think you get the idea. All the girls are graduating Friday night and they want to have a last fling on Saturday. The other places are too small or not anywhere I want to be. You will have about two dozen hot eighteen-year-old softball players and their MILF mothers in bikinis. Sadly, you will be the only male there."
Trying to sound irritated, "Just once I would like no to mean no. Who is organizing this?"
Dee replies, "Carrie and I are. I would like to stop by to see the layout of the place. I also want to check out the cooler and refrigerator situation. Any questions?"
I am serious in my reply, "Yeah, a few rules. Nobody under eighteen. If a mother and daughter drink, I retain their car keys until the next day. My basement is a game room. I can hide out there or in my office until it is over. If they car pool, parking should be no issue. If they plan to stay the night, bring a pillow. I have several beds and air mattresses from the parties I used to host. There is one room off limits, it will be locked, no issues."
Dee purrs on the phone, "We can live with those rules. I will be by tomorrow night. 7:00 OK with you?"
I reply, "That will be fine. I will see you tomorrow. Good-bye."
Dee purrs again, "Later stud."
A few minutes later Stacy calls again, I answer, "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You are the best uncle ever."
I inquire, "Thanks. Can you talk for a minute? I have a few sensitive questions."
Stacy is eager to answer, "Sure, anything you want."
I am unsure how to ask, I blurt it out, "Dee mentioned that your family is struggling financially. How bad is it?"
Stacy is unsure how to answer, "Well, um, money is really tight. Dad drinks and smokes too much. He got a demotion at work. Mom is going to get a job, so she can help pay for my college. The economy is bad, all the parents are hurting. Most of my friends are looking at local community colleges. They can work and save up for the last two years. Because of dad I would say we are probably in the worst shape."
I ask Stacy, "Do you have a job yet?" She answers "No." "Great. I can hire you to help clean up my house and pool for your party. I pay well. You up for some work?"
Stacy is super excited, "Oh my. YES! I need some money for starting college. I was looking at no new clothes for college, just so I could buy my books and supplies. Anything will help. You really are the best uncle."
I blush, "Dee is stopping by tomorrow night. How about after school Thursday and then Friday if it's needed. I want washrooms, kitchen, game room, and the pool area cleaned at the very least. I am a man and a slob; this house needs a lot of work. The washrooms are gross. How about you bring a friend, if you want. Someone that can use the money."
Stacy sounds like she is ready to cry, "Thank you Uncle Phil. I got to go. Thank you!" click.