(This one is supposed to be kind of silly and stupid and exaggerated, with an unreliable narrator. I realize that's kind of niche but thats what I'm going for here. It's all fiction, all characters 18+)
I'm John. You're probably not going to believe any of the stuff I'm about to tell you. That's fine. I don't care. It still happened whether you believe it or not. And my life isn't normal. But it's my life and this kind of thing is just normal to me.
To start with, I have a fourteen inch cock. I'm probably going to lose a lot of you right there. Idk if these two things are connected but I also suffer from hyperspermia. I have larger, more frequent loads and I can experience discomfort if I don't get enough release. I've been to a doctor and everything, I'm not just self diagnosing here.
If you're still with me, surely the next part will lose you. I live with my mother and sister. I'm 18, mom (Krissy) is 36, sis (Jill) is 22. The both of them have had breast augmentations too which drives me insane. My mom is up to a 36H cup and my sis is something like 32DDD which looks insane on her super skinny body. Mom is a personal trainer, Jill is an influencer.
And they're both massive sluts. I mean, that's why they both got augmented. Mom got a mild one years ago for perkiness but then Jill got one I guess because she was self conscious about how much bigger Mom's are but then Mom went up a couple sizes recently. But I mean, that's not why they are sluts. They are sluts because they're both fucking guys constantly and as part of their jobs. We live in LA so I guess I shouldn't be surprised but that's the only reason they both make so much money at their super easy jobs. I'm taking a gap year at the moment because it's not like I even need to work but it kind of sucks knowing my PS5 and my DoorDash is paid for by my mom getting her back blown out and my sis giving out titjobs.
So needless to say, I have a raging fucking boner all the time around the house. It doesn't help that they have a ton of hot slut friends they're always posting pics with or bringing over/going out with. And I'll have to save the extended family for another time.
But anyways my life is hell right now because I have to constantly beat off my fat cock since there's big fake tits constantly being paraded around the house even if they belong to my stupid big sis and my own mom. And I overhear them getting their brains fucked out all the time too. Zero filter on either of them. They'll trade sex tips right in front of me.
Also I say "right now" but I mean here at the start of what I wanted to tell you about, it's been a ride since then and things have gotten better but I was genuinely in a bad spot at the start. I was stroking myself like eight times a day most days and honestly I had to keep stepping up my game to keep my balls empty, plus it was hard to keep keeping it a secret.