"OK, Brittany, it's your turn to deal."
"Oh, Mommmmmm! I am SO tired of Uno I could make little origami animals out of these damned cards and choke myself to death by slowly swallowing them one by one. Crane. Frog. Hippo...! And it's HOT since the Air Conditioning went off when the power when out! And I am SoooooOOOOooooo B-O-R-E-D! WHY didn't you invite my boyfriend over to our little Hurricane Party? At least then, I'd have something to Doooo while we just wait for the wind and rain to FINALLY stop! This is SOOOOOOooo BORING!"
My daughter slumped and glared at us.
I closed my eyes and bit my bottom lip and exhaled.
And counted to 10.
But that didn't really help.
So I opened my eyes and caught my husband's and slightly shook my head - silently asking for his help.
Or to shoot me.
Anything to put me out of our misery.
Yes. We were stuck. In a "Hurricane Party." Waiting for yet-another "killer" hurricane to bore us to death. It sounds frightening, but actually, most hurricanes are just an exercise in boredom, overheated bodies - and tempers - and, eventually, poor personal hygiene from hot, humid, lethargic existence.
It didn't help at all that my husband, Dave, and I, were both busy with our jobs and lives in addition to being parents of our son, Eric, and our daughter, Brittany - soooo I had to admit that we had raised 2 disrespectful brats. Now fully 2 bratty adults with their own relationships and very strong opinions about life and how "badly" they'd been treated while they were being raised: never getting the specific phone - or shoes - or trips to Universal Studios - that EVERYBODY else in our socio-economic class - was getting. I began thinking that my name had changed from "Carol" to "But MOmmmmmmm!!"
And I had to admit that Dave and I hadn't had a good romp in bed together - for a very long time. Sure. I'm "middle aged," but that's the height of my body's sexual peak and I just got HORNEY sometimes and longed for a good "seeing to."
Dave's a good man - with a respectable cock - but we just never seemed to be able to both be ready to *use* that respectable cock - at the same time.
So. Many a night found me having my own little personal party with my battery-powered friends that I kept in my night stand. Shoving my big rubber peter into my hungry pussy while holding my "pocket rocket" vibrator to my aching clit - until I bit my lip to keep from screaming - and climaxed there in the dark.
Of course, there was that one time when Dave was on a business trip overnight and I don't know WHAT came over me, but I found myself horney in the middle of the night. Like 2 or 3 AM. Really "in the dark of the night."
And.
I... just... got out of bed and wasn't in control of myself.
There in the dark, I just stood by the bed and began rubbing my pussy and pinching my nipple - through my nightgown.
It felt so good, so I just stood there, eyes closed, rubbing myself and feeling my slit get wet. Lubricating my lower lips while my tongue wetted my upper ones.
The kids were upstairs in their bedrooms. Their lavish bedrooms that they didn't appreciate. But I knew that they were sound asleep.
And I felt a need to be naughty. I mean, I just needed to be N-A-U-G-H-T-Y. Something lewd and nasty. Something shocking.
And I just couldn't control myself.
I mean, there I was, a respectable mother, wife, teacher, but my pussy had taken control and wanted to be BAD. NEEDED to be outrageous.
I was not in control of myself as I slowly shuffled to the master bath and to the door that lead directly out to the back yard.
I mean, there I was in the middle of the night - wearing nothing but my nightgown and panties (my "Mother" panties - not something sexy) with my hand on the doorknob - to the back yard!!
I can remember watching my hand unlock the door and turn the knob - as if it was not my hand. I was just watching a movie that I had no control over. My aching pussy was calling all of the shots and I was just a spectator. A voyeur. Very-slightly horrified at what I was watching, but simultaneously very aroused by it - and totally unable to stop it.
The hand swung the door open and someone's feet calmly stepped out onto the little walkway along the back of the house - carrying me with them.
Then my pussy made me stop and just feel the wall of heat and humidity as I left the air conditioning and was enveloped by the night. The warm, sticky, night.
As I looked up at the stars. Stars I never took the time to see.
And listened to the insects buzzing and singing in the night.
Felt the world asleep all around me. Felt the the whole world was mine right now. All mine! Felt at one with the Universe as someone's feet unconsciously walked my body out into the back yard. Onto the grass. Felt the damp slight prickly of the grass on my soles. And on my soul. Listened to the frogs and the night creatures and felt that I somehow understood what they were saying to the Universe. That we were all part of the same consciousness.
My eyes closed as I just twirled like a little girl in the grass. Barefoot. Nightgown twirling out and up a little. Feeling the warm, damp air find my calves. My thighs. My Belly. My bare breasts - swinging in the starlight.
Wait. What? BARE breasts? What?
My eyes opened and my head tilted down and I found that my nightgown had been slipped off and discarded on the grass. And it just felt so *right*, so "yes," so "one with Nature" as my naked body embraced the night. And wandered around the back yard. Exposed. Alive. Feeling so beautiful and so perfect.
And so *naughty*.
Here I was in my back yard with my kids upstairs asleep and I was wearing *nothing* but my panties!!
My full breasts swinging as I moved.
My hands unconsciously brushing my nipples and shivering as the sexual signal was sent from my chest - to my pussy. My naughty, naughty, now-happy pussy, purring in my panties.
I don't know how long I wandered around. Feeling the air. Listening to the night sounds. Feeling the starlight on my bare skin. Dropping down to lay on my back in the grass - feeling the prickles on my back and legs. Dozing off and reawakening to wonder WHERE I was, then crawling, rolling, strolling, exploring my own back yard.
Wearing nothing but nature - and my panties.
My panties.
Hmmm... WHY did I need them?
My pussy asked me. Asking to be free to enjoy and explore as the rest of me was doing.
And I found myself at the gate in my side yard.
The one that opened right out onto my well-lit front yard.
And the street.
And. I just couldn't come up with a single reason why I shouldn't open that gate and walk out.
Walk across my front lawn.
Right to the middle of the street.
So.
I did.
Well, "somebody" did.