Starring massive-mammaried Mommy Hilda Humper and her well-hung boy Henry in:
"Hot For Mommy"
Written by Victor C. Nathan and Chantal Lefleur
Edited by Victor C. Nathan
"Yoohoo, Henry," Hilda Humper, the buxom blonde educating bombshell of Taft and Adams High School sang in a singsong voice as she closed the front door behind her and walked into her solidly middle class ranch house, the sacks beneath her barely buttoned black blouse bobbing gingerly with her steps. These were the sacks of tittie that made her son Henry's wild twelve inch wee wee surge with excitement when he saw them unhoused and unleased from her triple J cup hammock- sized brassieres that she ordered from Kimberly Buxsom's Bras For Busty Broads. It was a local company and one that many of the ladies in the community were forced to use because of the girth of their massively sized balls of tittie flesh. Hilda would often place orders for her special brasierres on the internet.
"Henry, sweetie," she called out again, this time slightly louder as she felt her nipples on her terrific king-sized knockers tingle with her innate excitement. "Henry, Mommy wants to talk to you."
The stacked Humper strode to the bottom of the staircase leading to the upper levels of her home, her breasts bouncing provocatively, barely restrained by the dainty lace bra and almost sheer blouse she wore under her suit jacket.
"Hennnnnnnrryyyyyyyyy!"
"Yeah, Mom?" said her 18-year-old son, Henry, bounding down the stairs two at a time, clearing the final five by placing his hands on the railings and swinging to the ground floor in a single motion, hurrying hornily to his heavy-laden hefty-hootered parent and not even knowing why yet. "What's up, Mom?"
"Henry, sweetie," Hilda spoke with a girlish little giggle, her bountifully beautiful breasts trembling like jello in a typhoon under her top as her chest heaved with excitement. "Guess what, baby?"
"What, what is it, Mom?" asked Henry, wondering to himself what had worked his mother up into such an excited state of mind as he gaped at her globular glands that puffed out the front of her terribly inadequate top that could barely hold her super swells of saucy sexuality. "Did you get some wee wee after work or something?"
"Well, of course, Henry. Of course I did. Actually, I got a bit of back door sex."
"Back door sex?" Henry repeated in horror, astonished at the implications of what her naughty words suggested, but still staring at her twin titular heads. "Do you mean you got a wee wee in the caboose?"
"No, silly. I snuck in the neighbor's back door while the wife was in the kitchen and I fucked him a couple of times in the upstairs bedroom. We had to fuck real quiet so as not to alert the wife and two kids. But that's not my news. Have you ever heard of Biguns Magazine?"
"Yeah, sure," responded Henry, leaning forward subtly to peek down the front of her black blouse, spying Hilda's magnificent cleavage that looked like a chasm between two twin bra-encased mountainous structures of glorious beauty. "I've heard of it. I think I may even have an issue or two stuffed under my bed. I used to jerk off to them a lot before I got smart and drilled that hole in the bathroom wall. Now I don't need the fucking magazines. Now I can jerk off while I watch you or Harriet taking a shower."
"Stuffed under your bed?" Hilda laughed out loud as her boobies bobbled like a fucking bobble head doll, the one she had of chest queen Chelsea Charms on her office desk at school. "You don't need to hide that shit from me, precious boy. I know how hungry that wee wee of yours is. But that's beside the fucking point. I've got something very special for you today, honey."
At this point, Henry's big-bosomed mother reached into a shopping bag that she had set on the floor beside her. It was only at this point that Henry noticed that she carried anything at all, his eyes having been diverted from anything else but her monstrously straining and quivering swells of boobie humps that seemed to stretch her poor blouse to the near breaking point and seemed to push more weight against her clothing than fabric should legitimately have to bear.
"Henry!" Hilda almost shouted, trying to get her son's undivided attention, knowing that would not be an easy task once his gaze had been firmly fixed on what he affectionately called the 'greatest rack in the world.' "Henry, Mommy made the centerfold of Biguns Magazine. I'm the fucking big-tittied bimbo of the year! Can you fucking believe it? I sent them some photographs of me a few months ago, and they liked them so much they made me this month's centerfold and the Biguns Big-Boobed Bimbo of the Year. Can you fucking believe it? My titties are famous, baby! My titties are worldwide inter-fucking- nationally famous, motherfucker! Mommy's titties have made it big! No pun intended. Tee hee."
"Whoa, Mom. Let me see that," Henry said excitedly, roughly snatching the magazine from his mother's grasp, but not before he bumped one of her now famous and now fully erect paps.
"Holy shit, those fuckers look fucking huge, bitch!" he ejaculated verbally, his pupils dilating as he took in the huge set of titties before him, his inflating trouser snake feeling the immediate effects of his horny immediacy. "Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Mommy, you're a big- boobied bitch in this shit! You're every fucking schoolboy's wet dream! You just placed yourself in my 'Boner Of The Century' club! Whooooooooooo!"
"Pull out your wee wee, Henry," Hilda said in a voice that made her request more of a commanding expectation on her part as her tumbling ta tas jiggled with her jug-loving son's joyful jubilation. "I want to see what effect this has on your wee wee. Mommy's wee wee boy gets to see his big-motherfucking-boobied Mommy flashing her big fucking set for the whole red-blooded American male population to see. I want to see your wee wee when you see this whole piece they did on me. Take it out, tittie baby. Slap that big pee wee out of your Levi's, Mr. Humper."
Hilda smiled at her well-hung younger child as his eyes pierced through the tittie-rific centerfold like the sun burning an ant with a magnifying glass. Hilda didn't know which one of the two of them was more excited about her newfound fame.
"Yes, ma'am," Henry said, sounding like an oversexed robot that could barely think as he gazed at titties that blew his fucking mind. "They say the camera adds weight and they're right. It added about forty fucking pounds to your knockers, Mom."
"Tee hee hee, they do look pretty fucking huge, don't they, Henry?" Hilda asked in her girlishly breathless voice as she purposely shook her J cuppered big fuckers for her boob-blinded son. "But I want to see what they do for Mr. Happy, sweetie. So get that big fuckstick of yours out here, okay? Whip that fuckstick right the fuck out for me, Humperfucker."
Not waiting for Henry to take the initiative, Hilda walked closer to her male offspring and unbuttoned the button at the top of his Levi blue jeans and then swiftly lowered the zipper, her ability to lower it in a matter of seconds coming from years of experience on her part, some of it derived from her time spent with Henry and his particularly sizable private parts.
"Wow, Henry. Oh, Jiminy fucking Christmas, that big fucker of yours is making a huge bulge in the front of your briefs. I think wee wee likes. Your Phallic Pocket Pal is all puckered and protruding."