I'm a hot fit blonde bombshell, and I just turned eighteen. If I followed the standard "dumb blonde rich chick" playbook, I'd be having a wild birthday party at a friend's house, taking eighteen shots of brandy and letting a bunch of crew team jocks slurp more of it from my belly button (after telling my father I went out golfing at the Greenwich Country Club.) But I'm about as far from the dumb blonde stereotype as a girl can possibly get. I have a 4.0 grade average, and I won the American School Scrabble Championship, and I'm going to Oxford in the fall as a history major.
And,
strangest of all . . . I'm still a virgin, and I've never even had a boyfriend. My heart belongs to daddy.
I'm sitting next to my 44 year-old father in our luxurious living room on a cold February night, savoring sweet slices of sacher torte while gazing at his multi-million-dollar art collection on the walls. My Austrian grandmother passed down the recipe to my mother, and my mother made it for us every month . . . until she divorced her CEO husband. It was a long, drawn-out, painful separation, leaving permanent mental scars for all three of us. This is my first birthday without Leni there to share the love.
I take another delicious bite of chocolatey apricot-y cake while gazing longingly into Roger Keofferam's big brown eyes. Good looks run in the family. I've been dreaming about fucking daddy for so long. Every single night, and many times during the day too. It can't be normal for a girl to have that many incestuous fantasies about her father. (Sigmund Freud would have a field day with me. True to my Austrian heritage.) Leni moved to Chicago to run a commodities investment firm, burning her bridges away from Connecticut, leaving my father's queen size bed without a queen.
"Wow, this sacher torte sure is scrumptious," Roger beams while touching his curly brown hair. I inherited my athletic prowess from him, while my blonde alpine milkmaid look is from mommy's side of the family.
"Rinaldi's is the best bakery in Fairfield County."
"But it's still not as good as your mother's sacher torte," he sighs wearily.
"I really miss her," I sigh back. "I know it's killing you just as much. Cake is a pale substitute for sex."
"I suppose you're right," he snickers, glancing subconsciously at his daughter's amazing breasts. (Perkier than mommy's hooters.) "But let's not think about that tonight, Katie. This is the biggest birthday of your life. You're a woman now, and I'm so proud of all your accomplishments."
"Thanks, daddy. I'm the smartest girl at Greenwich High School, and soon I'll be the queen of Oxford."
"You're prettier than Princess Di, and smarter than Jane Goodall. Luscious 'eye candy' for all those one-percenter high school dudes."
"Stop it, daddy. You're embarrassing me!" I giggle loudly.
"I love embarrassing you."
We finish our decadent dessert, then he grabs a gift-wrapped box with a silky red bow on top.
"Time to open your present, sweetie. I'm sure you'll be . . .
pleasantly
surprised."
I take the box and smile at the wrapping paper, covered with Daphne Blake. The hot redhead from Scooby-Doo. That tacky cartoon paper screams: "
You'll always be daddy's little girl."
"You're right, daddy. I
am
a blonde Daphne."
"Reah, reah! You're a real rolden rombschell!" Roger remarks, poorly imitating an iconic Great Dane. "This present will make you look even better than that airhead ginger."
I rip Daphne to shreds, eager to be spoiled even more. Inside is a red silk-coated box from Pierre Cassel, a high-end
haute couture
Paris designer.
"Ooh, fine Frenchie fashion. Just what I need to break the ice at Oxford."
I open the glossy keepsake container . . . and my jaw drops open in shock.
"Oh my god, you got me a
bikini
for my birthday?"
"That's no ordinary bikini, honey. That's a $900 Pierre Cassel Femme Gem set. I saw a supermodel wearing it in Vanity Fair. It'll look even more fabulous on you."
"Oh my god, oh my god!" I shriek in girlish glee, pulling out two skimpy pieces of high-end swimwear. The top part has two glittery green triangles bound by a 12-karat golden ring in the middle, with green spaghetti straps flaring out. The bottom part has two slightly larger pieces of red glittery fabric, bound by two more 12-karat rings and red spaghetti straps. Sexy as hell.
"I fucking love it, daddy! Thank you, thank you,
thank you
!"
I jump out of that easy chair, leap onto his lap, and give him a big wet kiss. Surging with repressed erotic energy, feeling intense buzzing desire between my legs.
"You're welcome, Katie. You'll have to wait a few months to show it off at Greenwich Point beach, but it'll be worth the wait. I'm sure it'll get you your first boyfriend."
"I know you can't wait to get your daughter off your hands," I remark while massaging his shoulders. I know there's a beast lurking behind his stuffy white-collar facade, because he always "played rough" with Leni. I jump off his lap and take another look at the shiny fabric.
"Damn, these golden rings are like men-magnets. A bunch of guys I don't know at the beach will think I'm America's Next Top Model."
"But you're actually America's next expert on eighteenth century British colonial geopolitics," he beams, admiring my coke bottle figure through a blue Chanel dress.
My incestuous urges have returned with a vengeance. A very naughty idea surges from the back of my mind, and I'm powerless to stop it.
"I think I'll try this on right
now,
daddy."
"Right . . .
now?
"
Before I realize it, I'm pulling that dress over my head, revealing my high-end lacey black lingerie. Roger looks just as shocked as I did a moment ago. I giggle girlishly while peeling off my bra, stockings, garter belt, and panties. (I love that vintage style, like a blonde Betty Boop.) He laughs incredulously, seeing me completely naked for the first time since I was seven; taking a bubble bath in a spacious Carrara marble tub. I can't believe it either . . . but this mutually Freudian moment was years in the making.
"What do you think of my body, daddy?" I ask sweetly, twirling around slowly on the living room carpet, showing off my tennis-toned ass.
"I
love
your body, honey."
I keep giggling while sliding that awesome bikini over my pale sleek curves. Goosebumps rise on my flesh in the dead of winter, despite the good central heating in this lavish mansion on the windy shore.
"It fits just right. Like a sexy glove," I boast proudly, tossing my lustrous blonde bangs.
"You're the sexiest woman I've ever seen," he groans with clear arousal. The rising bulge in his pants makes it even clearer.
"Naughty daddy, getting hard just looking at your daughter."
"Well, it's
your
fault for getting naked," he chuckles.
I strut back and forth from one end of the living room to another, horse-stepping like Gisele Bundchen during Paris Fashion Week. The buzzing between my legs gets even stronger, with estrogen hijacking my rational mind.
"Damn, I'm getting cold in this itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny bikini," I utter seductively, wiggling my hips for emphasis. "Let's go downstairs and take a dip in the hot tub."
I grab his right hand, pull him off the couch, and lead him toward the back den.
"But . . . what about
my
bathing suit?"
I flash a big naughty grin back at him. "You don't need one, silly."
"But . . . but . . ."
"Stop acting like a prude, daddy. You went skinny-dipping with Leni so many times, late at night after I went to bed. You thought I'd never find out, but of course I did."
"Naughty Katie, always snooping around," he snickers. We turn left near a back window, glancing at our big outdoor swimming pool and hot tub, near a private beach on the dark Long Island Sound. The pool and tub are both drained and covered until the summer. I lead him down the basement stairs and into our "winter paradise" lounge room, with a fully-loaded Hawaiian-themed liquor bar that my parents used to butter up their international investing clients during cocktail parties. My father still throws those parties almost every weekend. Another big hot tub sits on a raised wooden platform, surrounded by gaslight Tiki torches. I flip a switch to light them up, then I flip another switch to turn on the jets.
"Damn, I love this crazy luau set-up," I beam while stepping up on the platform. I gradually lower my slender busty body into the hot bubbling water, sighing luxuriantly. "Oh god, that feels so good after the hardcore Pilates session I did today. Come on daddy, take off that stuffy business suit and join me!"
"Oh my god, I can't believe this," he chortles incredulously.
"But I know you
want
it. Hurry up and get naked for your big-spending client, Mister Keofferam."
He chortles louder, then he bravely shucks off his starched shirt, revealing a nicely ripped set of muscles. His love of physical fitness certainly rubbed off on me. The rest of his body soon appears. Still fully aroused, much to my delight. His erect penis is about nine inches long, making me moan with unfiltered teenage admiration.
"Nice dick, daddy. I can't believe Leni gave
that
up!"
"Me neither," he replies sarcastically, easing into the churning cauldron. "Awww yeah, that's the stuff."
He sits right next to me on the aquamarine bench, wrapping his right arm around my slender shoulders, with the powerful hydrojets massaging our lower backs.
"I'm so glad I decided to stay at home with you for my birthday," I murmur while running my fingers through his hair.
"Those high school rave parties were so overrated in the '90s, and they're still overrated now."
"I love you
sooo
much, Mister Keofferam. I'm gonna prove it to you."
"How?"
Without even thinking about it, I stand up in the tub and peel the boutique bikini off my glistening wet body. Slowly and tantalizingly, like an old-school stripper. Oh my god, this little "party" is spiraling out of control. My brain is on auto-pilot, heading straight toward a mountainside. I twirl both pieces on my right index finger while giggling playfully. Then I toss it onto the concrete floor of the basement, with the golden rings making a nice metallic clinking sound.
"That $900 bikini looks even better off," Roger groans, with his own brain obviously on auto-pilot. I get down on my knees between his muscular legs, wrapping my arms loosely around his neck. A savage beast is lurking behind that proper facade . . . and I'm desperate to be ravaged.
"What are you doing, Katie?"
"What does it look like? I