Hot and Horny - an Incest Comedy

Nate (20) walked downstairs to the basement and saw his sister Jane (19) lying on her stomach on a large pillow playing a video game. He sat on the couch and watched the explosions on the screen, while occasionally looking at her butt jiggle as she worked the controller.

"Can I ask you something?" Nate said suddenly.

"Mmm?" Jane said, focused on the game.

"Why don't you date?"

Jane glanced back at him for second, puzzled. "I date."

"Barely," Nate said. "How long has it been since you've had a boyfriend."

"I don't know, a few months?" Jane said.

"I'm sure it was last year," Nate said.

"So?" Jane said. "I'm picky. I'm not interested in the guys around here. I'll date when I get out of this town, which will be soon enough."

"Yeah, I need to move out too," Nate muttered. "But still, how do you stand it?"

"Stand what?"

"Not getting any?"

Jane sat up and turned around to look at him. "Who said I'm not getting any?"

"Are you?"

"No, it's been a long time," Jane said, frowning. "How long has it been since you broke up with Megan?"

"Three weeks."

"And you're not handling it very well?"

"I am going out of my mind!" Nate said, punching the armrest of the couch.

"Dude, you need to get some," Jane said. "Why aren't you out there getting some?"

"Because I'm all messed up!" Nate said. "I can't think straight, I'm getting weird ideas, I... shouldn't be talking to you about this."

"One thing you don't know about me," Jane said, "because we don't talk about such things, because we're brother and sister, is that I have a very open and free attitude towards sex. So, yeah, we can talk about it, if you want."

"Uh..." Nate said.

"I'll go first," Jane said. "Yes, it's been a very long time since I've had sex, and it's making me a little crazy, sometimes I feel like I will fucking explode if I don't get some soon, but I'm handling it well enough. Okay, your turn. Tell me what's on your mind."

Nate blinked rapidly for a few seconds. "You don't want to know."

"You're not going to shock me," Jane said. "All kinds of crazy thoughts go through my head all the time. Were you thinking of having sex with me?"

"What?!" Nate said. "No!"

"Because I've had the same thought about you," Jane said.

"Wait, what? Really?"

"Sure. That's one of my crazy, fleeting thoughts."

"Why didn't you say anything?" Nate said.

"Because it's wrong!" Jane said. "Because it's impossible to bring up. Because it has disaster written all over it. But since you brought it up..."

"I didn't bring it up!"

"Nonetheless," Jane said. "It's out there, and it's not going away. So, were you thinking about a little incest with me?"

"Fine, yes," Nate said. "I can't stop thinking about it. You're the hottest girl in town and I need to fuck so bad."

"Hmm, romantic." Jane stood up. "Okay, you got a deal."

"What?"

Jane said, "We're both hot, we both need a release, and this is exciting as fuck. Let's do it."

"Now?"

"Now, bro. Take off your clothes."

* * *

Steve (39), home from work, walked into the kitchen to get a beer. As he was taking a sip he heard unusual noises coming from the basement. He opened the door to the stairs, leaned his head in, and saw his son and daughter energetically fucking on the downstairs couch.

He nearly took a step down, then stopped. Nate, grinning fiercely, was plowing into Jane. Steve watched for a minute before quietly shutting the door. He walked down the hallway and went into his study.

* * *

Ashley (18) came into the kitchen and opened the fridge door, then noticed noises coming from the basement. She took a peek downstairs and saw her brother and sister having sex.

Her jaw dropped. "What the fuck?" she silently mouthed. Jane was on top of Nate, their eyes locked, her hips undulating. Ashley watched, her hand drifting to her crotch, until she turned and ran to her room.

* * *

Tina (38) entered the kitchen to make supper. She heard noises from the basement. Looking down into the family room, she saw her son and daughter making love.

Tina shut the door and started cooking.

* * *

Jane was sitting on her bed reading a book when her father appeared at the doorway.

"Can we talk?" Steve said.

"Sure," Jane said, putting away her book. "What's up?"

Steve came in and sat at the end of her bed. "It would seem that you and Nate..."

"Uh oh," Jane said.

"I'm not angry," Steve said quickly. "Just concerned. A sexual relationship with..."

Jane said, "We just did it once."

"So you're not going to do it again?" Steve said.

"No, I'm sure we're going to keep doing it. Probably a lot."

Steve said, "I hope he's not manipulating you, or...?"

"Oh, no," Jane said. "If anything, it was my idea."

"Okay, that's good. So you're okay?"

"I'm great. I know it's weird, but everything is great."

"You two... had fun?"

Jane said, "Dad, it was amazing."

"Was it?"

"It was unbelievable," Jane said. "We both needed it, we both loved it, and we both feel closer than ever. I don't know why incest is considered so wrong, it's fantastic!"

"I see," Steve said. "Do you think... you'd want to do it with me?"

"Oh!" Jane said, surprised. "You want to have sex with me?"

"I do," Steve said. "Does that bother you?"

"I just really wasn't expecting this," Jane said.

Steve said, "I wouldn't have brought it up if I hadn't seen you and your brother. You've been in my thoughts for some time now--you are so beautiful and alive, and I love you so much. I think making love to you would be very special."

Jane took his hand. "I think so too. I would love it if you fucked me."

"Really?"

"Yes, Dad," Jane said, starting to undress. "I think it would be wonderful."

* * *

Ashley walked past Jane's room and heard suspicious noises inside. "Seriously?" she whispered. She cracked opened the door and saw her father having sex with her sister.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" she said silently. Ashley watched for a few seconds, rubbed her eyes, closed the door and strode away, shaking her head and muttering.

* * *

Tina was walking down the hallway and noticed noises coming from Jane's bedroom. She glanced inside, saw her husband fucking their daughter, shut the door and walked off, deep in thought.

* * *

Ashley reached out and grabbed Jane's arm as she walked past and pulled her into the bedroom, then slammed the door shut.

Jane, rubbing her arm, said, "What the hell?"

"What do you think you're doing?" Ashley hissed.

"What?"

"You're having sex with Dad?" Ashley said. "And Nate?"

"Oh, right," Jane said. "You weren't supposed to know about that."

"Seriously, what the fuck are you doing?" Ashley said.

"Actually, maybe I should have told you," Jane said. "Because it's amazing! You have no idea. I thought fucking our brother was really good, but then fucking Dad? Holy shit."

"Have you gone insane?"

"Maybe," Jane said. "I feel like I've discovered the biggest secret in the World. Incest is incredible! You really should get in on this."

Ashley said, "I... don't think that going to happen."

"Why not?" Jane said. "You really should try it, it's fucking amazing. Don't you think Nate and Dad are hot?"

"Sure, but..." Ashley said, biting her lip. "I'm sort of more into girls."

"Oh!" Jane said. "Okay! I kind of thought so, but... oh, wait. I get it."

"Get what?"

"Why you're so upset," Jane said. "You want to have sex with me too."

"I... what?" Ashley said, crossing her arms and sitting on her bed. "No."

"It's okay," Jane said, kneeling in front of her. "I would totally be into that."

"Are you serious?"

"Absolutely," Jane said. "I've always thought you're hot. Do you think I'm hot?"

"Yes," Ashley said, turning red. "I fantasize about you all the time."

"Then let's make love, sister," Jane said. "I promise it will be awesome."

* * *

Tina opened the door to Ashley's bedroom. She watched her daughters having sex. She closed the door and nodded thoughtfully.

* * *

Jane walked into the living room. Her mother was standing there, arms crossed.

"We need to talk," Tina said.

"Um, okay."

Tina led the way to her bedroom. She shut the door after Jane came in.

"You're playing a dangerous game," Tina said as she walked across the room and closed the curtains.

Jane said, "So I guess you found out. I can explain..."

"I was just like you when I was your age," Tina said. "When I started fucking my brother, I thought I knew what I was doing."

"Whoa," Jane said. "Hang on..."

"Incest is intoxicating," Tina said. "It's so powerful, so addictive. Did you really think you could..."

"Wait," Jane said. "Does Dad know you fucked your brother?"

"Your father is my brother."

"What?!" Jane said, then thought for a second. "Actually, that explains a lot."

"We were planning on telling you," Tina said. "We were going to not only reveal the truth, but also initiate you all into the mysteries we've discovered, the glorious secrets of incest. But you had to ruin our plans by fucking everyone..."

"But Dad came to me!" Jane said. "He didn't say anything about..."

"He was testing you," Tina said. "As am I. You need guidance. We need to teach you so much."

"Mom, is this your way of telling me you want to have sex with me?" Jane said.

"We'll have sex later," Tina said. "First we must to talk."

Jane said, "Why don't we fuck now and talk later?"

"Yeah, all right."

* * *

Ashley walked into the bedroom. "Jesus fucking Christ!" she said.

"Oh my dear sweet girl," Tina said as Jane licked her pussy. "Come, join us."

"Heck yeah," Ashley said, diving onto the bed.

* * *

Steve entered the room. "At last," he said. "Our dreams are coming true."

"Yes," Tina said, looking lovingly at her husband-brother as her daughters sucked at her breasts, their fingers deep in her pussy. "We are truly becoming a family now."

"Wait, what is happening?" Ashley said. "Did you guys plan this?"

"Fate planned this," Steve said. "We only had to succumb."

"Works for me," Ashley said.

* * *

Nate walked in. "What the fuck?" he said.

Steve said, "Come, son--your mother's pussy awaits."

"Yes, son," Tina said, lifting her head from Ashley's pussy. "Fill me with your love."

"Cool," Nate said. As he climbed onto the bed, he whispered to Jane, "You've been busy."

"Thank me later," Jane whispered as her father railed her from behind.

"And why are they talking like that?" Nate whispered.

"I think it's a cult thing."

* * *

Steve stood up and cleared his throat. "Now that we've all had multiple, incredible orgasms, I believe this is a good time to discuss our mission--to safeguard the sacred principles of incest, as have been revealed to us, which must be keep secret, lest the world descend into chaos. And yet there are those who are worthy of these secrets, those who are pure of heart and body, and we shall seek them out and impart this knowledge, to perpetuate this most perfect and divine act of..."

Nate whispered to Jane, "I didn't sign up for this! I just wanted to fuck."

"Same," Jane whispered back. "There's no big secret anyway--if your family is hot and horny, just start fucking."