My husband, his brother, my sister-in-law and me, gathered at their home after a long distance drive, had a few too many after dinner drinks last holiday season. Bob, my husband, acknowledging the obvious economic devastation of his recent layoff from General Motors, said "Timmy's worked really hard this year in school and really deserves that X-Box he wants, but at $500.00, including some games, there's no way we can afford it this year." Jim, my cynical brother-in-law chimed in, "I feel your son's pain. I've got $500.00, but can't get an end-of-the-year blowjob!" The guys found this irony funny as hell, but Kathy, Jim's wife, just rolled her eyes and I smiled politely. On that note, we all went to bed and slept it off.
After breakfast the following morning, Kathy announced she was taking the kids for some last minute shopping and Bob would take the short drive to pick up grandma. As I'm bent over the dishwasher, Jim "inadvertently" bumps into my ass, which, judging from the leers I get occasionally, must still look pretty good for a thirty-eight-year old. I know Jim has had the hots for me for at least the twenty years Bob and I have been married, but he is usually much more subtle. Maybe he's getting more desperate as he ages.
"Oh, look", he says playfully, pulling five crisp Ben Franklin's out of his right front jeans pocket, "I seem to have found $500.00." The implication is clear. Looking up from the dishwasher, I give him the usual don't-you-wish look that has worked so well for so long.
In his typical nothing-ventured-nothing-gained style, he shoves the bills back in his pocket, grabs a drink from the fridge, walks in the living room and kicks up the footrest on his La-Z-Boy as he turns on the television. As I finish cleaning up, I catch myself thinking, "One little blowjob, and Timmy's got his exbox."
What am I thinking? That's insane. I've never done anything like that in my life. The thought returns; I've got plenty of time. Before Bob and I were married I sucked more than my share of dick and it isn't bragging to say, I'm really good at. No cock has ever made it past five minutes when I worked it over. What the fuck, I'm going for the X-Box. I walk into the living room and when I lean over the back of the La-Z-Boy, my well maintained 36D's land squarely in Jim's face as I reach into his pocket to retrieve the Benji's. I rub his cock through his pocket while my hand is in there.
"Changed your mind, 'eh?" he asks with a sly smile.
"A mom's gotta do what a mom's gotta do." I replied, as I stuffed the bills in my pants. "The rear sliding door is blocked with the stick, but we're doing this on the stair landing so you can keep watch for Bob out the window."
"Sounds fine to me, but for $500.00, I want two school girl ponytails and some streetwalker red lipstick." He says.
"Deal". I replied as I raced up the stairs.
When Jim saw me exit the upstairs bathroom in my pigtails and lipstick, I thought his cock would burst right through his pants. He leaned his elbow casually against the landing window sill; the exterior wall covering my actions completely. His cock burst out when I unzipped his jeans; not too big, not too small, just right for sucking.
"I've waited twenty fucking years for this day." Jim exclaimed. "What a Merry Christmas for me!"
I like to start slowly and tease a cock a bit with my tongue, but we're on a deadline here, so I had to cut the tongue-teasing short. As I took him deeper and deeper, the excess lipstick was turning his cock red in splotches, but he didn't seem to mind much. As I massaged his balls as I sucked, I knew, just like all the others, this wouldn't take long at all. This would be the easiest five hundred bucks of my life.
Suddenly, Jim raises the window and shouts, "Hey Bob, you need a hand with Mom's wheelchair?"
"Naw, I'm good, but thanks anyway". I hear Bob reply.
Instantly, I'm ready to abandon my work, no charge for half blowjobs, when Jim slides another hundred past my face, down into my bra and cops a nice feel while he's there.
"Keep going." He whispers.
I relax and recalculate. There is no way Bob is getting that fully loaded wheelchair up the drive, past the stairs and into the house before I drain this snake.