"So, tell me, what happened last night."
"Mom told me that she was fucking around on you, and that she was specifically making a point of fucking your employees. It was going to happen whether I participated or not. I realize that doesn't make it right, but I just-"
Dad started laughing uncontrollably. He clapped me on the shoulder. "Oh, for goodness' sake, Frank, I'm just fucking with you. We're all depraved shits here."
I sighed, forced a nervous laugh. "Guess so."
"Far as I'm concerned, you, or anyone else who wants her, can have her."
Should I tell him thank you? Or tell him he was an unappreciative ass?
He took a slow sip of his bourbon. "This is the life, though, isn't it? Burning through fake money, drinking the finest liquor, fucking the finest ass. And it's all in the family."
"Yeah," I said. I probably should offered more of a reply, but I just wasn't sure what to say. I felt like I should be ashamed, and was having a hard time with the fact that no one else thought so. But I'd be lying if I said actually
was
ashamed. If Mom told me she was going to try to resist the unearthly temptations, I'd be devastated.
"But here's the thing. Like I said, I don't give a shit if you want to fuck your mother. Maybe you like gigantic udders. I can do without that, but hey. What I'm trying to say is, I expect," he stopped. "No, I can't tell you what to do. What I mean is that I'd
appreciate
if you step out of the way when it comes to-"
There came a knock at the door. Before Dad could answer, it opened.
My father's sisters walked in. They closed the door behind them.
They did in fact look a lot alike. I couldn't believe I hadn't seen it earlier.
There were differences, to be sure, but the family resemblance was unmistakeable now that I looked for it. Particularly in their faces. They did, however, have different physiques.
Cindy lived in the gym. You know, when she wasn't fucking Dad, at least. Her breasts were larger than you'd expect for a woman who was so toned, but they weren't amazing. Her ass, though, was what most men would call perfect. Could have been a touch bigger for my taste, and a bit softer, but I stood by my earlier claim that it was a work of art. And on her petite frame, it seemed downright oversized. It was so round, and sat nice and high on her frame. Despite its size, you could just tell it was basically solid muscle.
Iva was nowhere near as fit, though she was also far from being in bad shape. Maybe her metabolism just hadn't started slowing down yet, even though she had to at least be in her late thirties, maybe even early forties.
For all that age meant anything to us. My father was past fifty, but his body didn't seem to have gotten the message.
Iva had a slender waist and fairly nice legs. Her breasts were, well, perfect. Jack had been right about that. My mother's had a definite appeal. I didn't like hearing others call them too big. But looking at Iva, I had to admit, hers were actually more appealing. There was nothing cartoonish about her figure. She was just exceptionally well endowed.
Both women had fair skin. Iva's even more so than Cindy's. Both had blonde hair. Cindy's had prominent dark roots, almost to the point that she looked like a brunette with blonde highlights. Iva's was also dirty blonde, but more even in color.
And both were dressed like they were about to model lingerie for a catalogue. Or, you know, fuck like bunnies. Cindy wore a translucent pink cami that barely covered her breasts, leaving her skin exposed from her hips to her ribs. Her g-string was equally flimsy, and I could see her swollen labia through the gossamer fabric. Besides the camisole and g-string, she wore white fishnet stockings, pink heels and a headband with bunny ears on it. The ears, naturally, were white on the outside and pink on the inside. Her nails were painted a light pink, matching her outfit.
Iva wore a black babydoll that didn't quite fall to her waist. It had bright pink triangles attempting to cover her huge breasts. A matching bright pink thong just barely hid her snatch. Black thigh-high leather boots with stiletto heels encased her long legs. A silk black choker with a pink bow wreathed her neck. Her nails were a much brighter pink than the pastel tone her sister wore, consistent with the louder pink found in the rest of her get-up. She was the naughty to her sister's nice, apparently.
Dad cleared his throat. "Ladies, it's not 12:30 yet. Not even 11:30."
"We couldn't wait," Cindy said.
"Is he going to join us?" Iva asked, looking at me. Her brown eyes were wide and a smile formed on her luscious lips. They were possibly the fullest lips I'd ever seen, and the bright pink lipstick made sure you'd notice. Cindy's were nice as well, but holy shit.
"I don't kno-" Dad began.
"Oh, dear, how sweet of you," Cindy said. "What an unexpected treat!"
"I-—I-" The protest wouldn't come out. I felt like I
should
protest, for Dad's sake, but I just couldn't bring myself to refuse these two blonde beauties.
Dad tipped his glass to me. "The more the merrier, right?"
I clinked my glass against his then downed the remainder of the bourbon. "Right."
Iva was in my arms a moment later. I looked over to see that Cindy already had Dad's package in her mouth. Either he'd put some effort into enhancing it, or he was quite well-endowed naturally. If so, I wondered why he hadn't managed to pass that on to me.
My aunt grabbed my jaw, pulling my eyes away from Dad and Cindy to look at her. Her eyes were deepest brown. Wasn't every day you saw eyes like that on a blonde. I was just getting lost in them when she pulled me in for a kiss.
I was still gasping for air when I realized my pants were gone and she was mimicking her sister. Her lips were a gift from heaven. And she was talented too. Like Mom had the night before, she might as well have been unhinging her jaw. My mother gave really good head. Iva gave
great
head. If anyone could compare at all, it was Brianna.
Except I knew that wasn't quite right. Brianna not only compared. She was better. And it wasn't because of anything she did physically. It was that she had immense supernatural power. And for that reason, Brianna was not the only one who was better than Iva. Grandma Kaitlin, Iva's own mother, was without peer in that and a great many other areas.
Still, just at the moment, the logical part of my brain was having a hard time persuading the other part that it was even possible for anyone to deliver greater pleasure with their mouth than the aunt I didn't know I'd had was doing for me right then.
She was swallowing a hot load of my jizz within a minute. And another one very soon after that. I could have cried, it felt so good.
The sisters stood up, wiping their mouths with the back of their hands in an identical motion. It was almost freaky. "Okay, boys," Cindy said, taking Dad by the hand.
"You've been warmed up," Iva said, taking my hand as well. They led us over to the leather sofa in the corner of the office and sat us down.
"For now, enjoy the show," Cindy said.
Music started to pour out of the high-end speakers on Dad's desk. Cindy and Iva started dancing, grinding on each other, shaking their asses in our faces. They made out with each other, felt one another up. Iva lay down on the coffee table while Cindy sat just above her face, running her hands over the thin fabric covering her pussy. Cindy cupped Iva's full breasts, bounced them in her palms. Iva turned Cindy around, bent her over to pop her ass out, and spanked her repeatedly.
Cindy had surprisingly hot moves. I never would have pictured my responsible, progressive, NPR-loving aunt shaking her hips and ass like that. And god, it was a nice ass.
But Iva stole the show.
She moved like she had earned a living from a stripper pole for years. Her hips had a range of motion that didn't seem possible. Probably wasn't. Just on the basis of how she moved, I went from thinking she had a moderately nice lower body to hardly noticing the difference between her modest curves and the more impressive ones her sister was sporting. Much the way I half-remembered that Brianna could hypnotize me despite her relative lack of curves. And when Iva shook her breasts, a little drool made its way down my chin. Hell, she hadn't even taken the babydoll off yet and I was ready to be her slave, if she wanted. Yet another way that she and Brianna were in a class all their own.
Dad and I were wantonly stroking our cocks by the end of the first song. My dick was now swollen to twice its ordinary size and was still just barely bigger than his. Moreover, I realized that he too had packed on about twenty pounds of muscle. I'd hoped to distinguish myself from him in that way, but no such luck. I had biceps like cannon balls, a huge chest, chiseled abs with deep grooves between them, and powerful thighs. But so did Dad. It took a great deal of effort on my part to close the gap between us in height. If he'd bothered to augment himself there, I doubt I could have caught up again. But, regardless of whether I could say that I was better looking than my father, I was at least confident that I looked a lot better than I had a minute ago. And I hadn't been unattractive then.