I was sweating balls. I had come back from a deployment in Afghanistan and it just happened to coincide with my little sister's twentieth birthday. So, I thought it would be cute to hide in a giant box wrapped like a birthday present.
It would have been if I hadn't spent two hours now dressed in wool (that had been another brilliant idea, wearing my dress blues) and sitting inside a cardboard box with no air circulation.
Finally I heard the chatter of people coming downstairs and getting closer. Then the first rip. I burst through the top. My sister's jaw dropped. So did mine. There hadn't been a group of people coming down the stairs. It was just my sister Melissa and our eighteen year old brother Andy. And she hadn't ripped the present I was sitting it.
The sound I heard was Andy unzipping Mel's pants before pulling them down and burying his face in her pussy. He'd been humming happy birthday while tongue fucking her hole when I popped out.
For the next three minutes, everyone just sat there frozen in shock. None of us moved. None of us spoke. Until Melissa let out a drawn out "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit." This was almost as shocking as the incestuous cunnilingus. Melissa never swore.
"Danny...Oh gawd...Really happy to see you, but...your timing fucking blows."
"Sorry, if I had known you were in the middle of getting your twat licked by our little brother I would have come back later."