I was sweating balls. I had come back from a deployment in Afghanistan and it just happened to coincide with my little sister's twentieth birthday. So, I thought it would be cute to hide in a giant box wrapped like a birthday present.
It would have been if I hadn't spent two hours now dressed in wool (that had been another brilliant idea, wearing my dress blues) and sitting inside a cardboard box with no air circulation.
Finally I heard the chatter of people coming downstairs and getting closer. Then the first rip. I burst through the top. My sister's jaw dropped. So did mine. There hadn't been a group of people coming down the stairs. It was just my sister Melissa and our eighteen year old brother Andy. And she hadn't ripped the present I was sitting it.
The sound I heard was Andy unzipping Mel's pants before pulling them down and burying his face in her pussy. He'd been humming happy birthday while tongue fucking her hole when I popped out.
For the next three minutes, everyone just sat there frozen in shock. None of us moved. None of us spoke. Until Melissa let out a drawn out "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit." This was almost as shocking as the incestuous cunnilingus. Melissa never swore.
"Danny...Oh gawd...Really happy to see you, but...your timing fucking blows."
"Sorry, if I had known you were in the middle of getting your twat licked by our little brother I would have come back later."
All three of us burst out in nervous laughter.
"OK...what is it going to cost me to keep you quiet about this?" she asked in a tone of voice that let me know she could see how royally fucked she was.
All throughout our childhood, she'd been the biggest tattle tale. If she caught me committing ANY minor infraction of the rule, she would sell my ass down the river. Luckily for her there was one thing I wanted more than the sweet revenge of finally having something to rat her out on. Pussy. I hadn't seen a naked woman in three years and even though she was my sister, Melissa had a mighty fine body.
"You can let me fuck you."