It was the summer of 2009 and I was coming home from Afghanistan on mid-tour leave. I had plans to link up with some old friends, see my family, and attend a friends wedding. I was especially excited about the wedding, as I had been overseas for a while, had been working out a lot, and wanted a chance to share my new physique with some lucky young lady. There weren't many ladies to choose from down range, and the ones that were there were either married, butt ugly, or giving it out to every guy that hit on them.
They both knew they were hot and I even watched them blow off some guy that approached them. I figured I had nothing to lose, and moved in to set next to them. After ordering my first beer I made small talk with them until they asked where I was from. Knowing Nashville was a very patriotic town, I immediately worked in that I was in town for a wedding while on leave from Afghanistan. This worked out great in more ways than one. They bought me my next drink, as did some guy that overheard our conversation. It also had both of the ladies asking me all sort of questions about war. Things were going very well and I found out that the two of them were also staying at the hotel for a wedding. It wasn't the same one, and I told them if mine sucked tomorrow, that I might crash theirs.
Things couldn't have gone smoother, until I hear a familiar voice say, "Jimmy, is that you? You asshole, why didn't you call and tell me you were coming back to the States?"
I turned to see my cousin Jenny walking directly towards me. She wrapped her arms around me for a long embrace. I was happy to see my cousin, but the two girls must have thought she was my girlfriend.
"Um, it was nice meeting you," the two said with a disappointed look on their faces as they grabbed their things and started to walk out.
"Hey, could I get one of your numbers in case the wedding is a bust tomorrow?" I asked.
"I don't think so," they said, almost in unison as they walked out.
"Oh crap! Did I just cock block you?" Jenny asked.
"It's ok Jenny. What are you doing here?"
It turned out that Jenny was with her boyfriend (who was apparently being a bit of an ass and was up in the room). They had just gotten here after arguing in the car for nearly three hours about some girl that he used to have a thing for, and was also going to be at the wedding. Why on earth you would tell your girlfriend about an old crush and then mention that they were going to be at the wedding is beyond me. Jenny told me that she just needed to get away from him for a bit and came down to the bar for a drink. I asked Vick the bartender if I could get a drink for my little cousin.
"War hero's cousin?' Vick asked. "I guess she is drinking for free tonight too." Vick winked at here as he asked her what she was having.
Jenny just ordered a beer and turned to me, "War hero huh? So, that was your "in" with the ladies. Smooth..." She paused for a second. " It would work on me too if I were them. Always a sucker for a man in uniform."
I replied, "I'm no war hero, but if the silver lining of the deployment is some free drinks and maybe getting some, uh... well you know. I'm not ashamed to use it."
"Hey you don't have to explain to me," she said. "You may be my cousin, but your still a guy. I don't blame you for wanting to get laid while your home. Sorry, I just ruined your chances with the two blondes. They were cute... At least for blondes." She sipped her beer and gave me a little wink.
Jenny was not a blonde. Jenny was a brunette bombshell. She wasn't super tall at 5 foot 4 inches, but she had a perfectly proportioned body. She was my younger cousin by 10 years, but I had seen her in a bikini the summer before and she was a knockout. She didn't wear a lot of makeup, and had these perfect, probably size C breasts that didn't need a bra. Her ass had the perfect curve, and she had a thin waist. She was athletic and perfectly toned. I would be lying if I said I didn't have an inappropriate thought or two over the years about Jenny.
"Well, maybe tomorrow you can make up for it by introducing me to some of your girlfriends. Are you in the wedding?" I asked.
"No, I actually don't know any of these people. They are all friends of dumbass upstairs. Especially, this girl Megan who he is apparently still fond of," she replied as a pissy look came over her face. "But, now that my favorite cousin is here, I am going to have fun in spite of him."
Jenny ordered some shots for each of us. Why she ordered Jagermeister I do not know.
"Careful with that stuff!" I said. "It might be a little awkward if we both wake up in the bushes together with no clothes on tomorrow."
I poked her in the side and she just gave me a devilish grin as she slammed the shot. Jenny stood up to go to the bathroom and I caught myself staring at her chest. She was wearing a low cut T-shirt that showed off a generous amount of cleavage, and I could just see the lace on the edge of her pink bra.
"Up here perv!" she said teasing me with a smile.
"Sorry, see that Jager is already kicking in," I replied awkwardly.
"Or, it could be the fact that you have gotten laid in forever," She said as she walked away with an ornery look on her face.
I watched her walk away and admired her incredible ass and her toned legs that were mostly uncovered by her jean skirt. She turned and gave me a wink as she walked towards the ladies room. It is no wonder why those two blondes felt overmatched by Jenny. While she was away, I found myself getting extremely turned on by my cousin. I was so horny and needed to get laid so badly. We were both a little drunk and I had to snap myself out of it before I crossed the line and did something regrettable. As Jenny returned, the bar tender announced last call.
"Well I better get back to the room. Hopefully, jerkoff is sleeping . We haven't really fooled around to much, and I think he was hoping that by bringing me to this fancy hotel and getting a suite he would get to fuck me." She suddenly stopped as she realized what she said and who she said it too. I'm sure the shocked look on my face didn't help. Although extremely hot, I always thought of Jenny as this sweet, innocent young thing. Granted she was 22 now, but I had never heard her talk like that before. "Sorry. Damn Jagermeister!" she laughed. I laughed with her as she wrapped her arms around me and pressed her body into mine. I could immediately feel my dick getting hard and broke off the hug before it pressed into her.
"See ya tomorrow Jimmy," she said as she planted a kiss on my cheek and walked away.
I headed up to the room and tried to sleep. I couldn't get thoughts of my young cousin out of my head. I tried to fantasize about the two blondes to distract myself but it was no use. Then my phone dinged.
JENNY: Hey, hope your not mad at me about those two blondes.
ME: No, it was awesome getting to hang out with you tonight.
ME: is your boyfriend asleep?
JENNY: Yeah, but he may be ex-boyfriend tomorrow if he so much as looks at that girl.
ME: If she's hot, maybe I'll try and hook up with her so you don't have to worry about it.
ME: If were lucky everybody can get lucky tomorrow. ;)
JENNY: I think his chances of getting lucky have come and gone.
