"Linda still sleep?" Glenda asked John as he came into the kitchen ready for work.
John stared at his wife as she sat his breakfast on the table. He knew she was aware that he'd spent the night having sex with their daughter, and was puzzled by her reaction. He sat down at the table as she set his coffee next to the plate of food with the same smile she greeted him everyday.
"Jeff left for work already. I'm so glad he's home. I knew it was a mistake, him marrying that girl," Glenda said as she sat down at the table.
John couldn't take it anymore. "Glenda?" he said putting his hand on hers.
"Yes dear?" Glenda looked into his eyes smiling.
John paused.
"I know. Linda told me that you told Jeff not to marry Sarah," she said.
"No, it's not that," he said shaking his head. "About last night?"
Glenda looked at him fully prepared to pretend like nothing out of the ordinary was going on. "Did you have a good time with Linda?" she asked smiling.
"You don't care that I slept with our daughter?" he asked.
"Of course, I care silly," she said. "Why wouldn't I care. She certainly looked like she was enjoying herself." Glenda chuckled.
"I mean, you don't have a problem with it?" he asked.
"Honey, you and Linda have been sleeping together for a while now," Glenda said cheerfully. "Linda is sexy. As much as she loves sex, and I know how much you love having sex. The two of you are a perfect match. How many men your age have a very attractive young woman like Linda?"
"But, she our daughter?" John said.
"I hope you didn't just figure that out," Glenda laughed. "John, I figured that it would come to this eventually, the way you'd strip me naked in front of them. Especially, Jeff. He imitated everything that you did. Do you have any idea how difficult it was for me to constantly fight off a teenager with raging hormones?" She laughed. "I knew you wouldn't stand a chance against Linda, but I figured it served you right since I had to deal with your son."
John sat back in the chair in deep thought.
"John, I tried holding on to some form of morality, but after cutting on the light one night and finding that the person I'd been having sex with wasn't you...I gave up," Glenda said.
John couldn't hold back his laughter.
"O' its funny now, but it wasn't funny at all then," Glenda said.
"You couldn't tell the difference?" John laughed.
"How about this...no," Glenda said wide-eyed. "He is just like you...in more ways than one."
John pulled back his chin and stuck out his chest. Glenda rolled her eyes at the smirk on her husband's face.
"I was so afraid that he would do something like pulled my pants down in front of somebody," Glenda said. "The thing I don't understand was how you could have been so oblivious."
John shrugged his shoulders.
"John, the boy pulled my bottoms off several times right out there in that pool while you sat out there drinking beer," Glenda chuckled.
"I thought you'll were just playing," John chuckled.
"He was playing, I was trying his fingers from going inside of me," Glenda laughed. "...and I wasn't always able too."
John laughed.
"Linda wasn't that much better," Glenda said. "I had to physically pull her off of Jeff. She just looked at me and said that I do it. John, what was I going to say to her when you were screwing me in front of them. Finally, I just left them along. That's why I had her put on birth control."
"I guess I fucked them up good, huh?" John said with a chuckle.
"I didn't exactly fight you off," Glenda chuckled.
"I can't believe that had sex with you, pretending that he was me," John laughed. "He must have been good for you not to notice." John saw that Glenda was blushing and burst out laughing again.
"He's your son," Glenda chuckled.
John grabbed his crotch. "I would loved to have seen that," he said.