Holiday plans go awry and Will ends up sharing a hotel bed with his mother, Hannah - for three weeks!
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Sylviafan
I suppose what happened between my mother and myself wouldn't have happened had it not been for a couple of unfortunate incidents, although from my selfish viewpoint I'd be less inclined to say "unfortunate", considering how things worked out. The first of these was my Aunt Victoria falling off her motorbike.
Aunt Victoria is dad's sister, younger than him by a couple of years, and dad's extremely protective towards her. Victoria lives by herself in a crofter's cottage on the north coast of Scotland, in the bleak wastelands to the west of the town of Thurso. She's fiercely independent, frankly rather odd, and has few acquaintances, let alone friends. She does craft work and knits and drinks a lot of single malt whisky and roars round the countryside on a big BMW motorbike. Dad travels up to see her twice a year and stays for a couple of weeks. Mum refuses to go. I don't think she's that keen on her sister-in-law and it's a ten-hour drive from Birmingham, where we live, although you can fly to Wick and hire a car.
Anyway, although dad's retired, mum still works full time as a pharmacist and on Saturday mornings she volunteers in a charity shop in Great Barr. She's ten years younger than dad and still has loads of energy and enthusiasm, something that dad hasn't shown much of for years.
Dad got a call from the hospital in Thurso on a Friday morning. His sister had overcooked it on a bend near her cottage and ended up in a ditch on a remote road. Luckily the bike had one of those fancy devices that can tell when it's been flipped over and it contacts the emergency services. Turns out she had a badly broken leg, six broken ribs and numerous cuts and bruises. Dad drove up the next week as soon as she was fit enough to be discharged from hospital and managed to load her in his car and drive her home. Then he phoned mum at the pharmacy and informed her that he would be staying with his sister until she could cope on her own - about five weeks.
Mum was sorry for Victoria but at the same time she was massively pissed off with her husband because of the holiday.
My parents aren't wealthy or anything, but they do like to have a decent holiday in the sun every year, usually in September. Their favourite destination is the Greek island of Samos, birthplace of Pythagoras and one of the larger of the Aegean islands, just off the coast of Turkey. They'd been there several times and loved the place. This year they'd pushed the boat out a bit and booked three weeks in a suite on the top floor of a swanky hotel near Pythagorion, with sea views, a huge balcony, two bedrooms and a lounge area. And they were due to fly out the week after dad decamped to northern Scotland.
Mum had phoned me about the accident as soon as it happened and I had expressed the usual condolences. She phoned me a week later when she found out that her husband was going to miss the holiday.
'It's bloody typical!' she hissed down the phone at me in a very rare display of temper. 'Buggering off to look after that sister of his. I hate to sound callous, I know she's had an accident, but couldn't she go into a care home? And why does she have to ride a bloody motorbike anyway?'
'Have you got travel insurance?' I asked.
'No,' my mum replied. 'I usually organise it a few days before we leave. I could probably get some money back from the airline but I don't know about the hotel.'
'What about going with one of your friends? Hilary or Caroline?'
'I've asked them both,' she said, sadly. 'You're my last chance.'
'What?'
'Are you free to come on holiday with me, Will? I know it's short notice...'
'When are the flights?'
'Leaving next Tuesday, from Birmingham and coming back on the twenty-third, a Wednesday.'
'And you want me to come?' I asked.
'Well I don't want to go by myself like some sort of Shirley Valentine,' she snorted. 'Besides, it could be fun, Will! The hotel's really posh and we've got a suite with two bedrooms and a lounge and a balcony. And Samos is so beautiful in September. And we could climb Vigla. I've always wanted to do that but I couldn't get your dad interested.'
'Vigla?' I asked.
'It's the highest mountain on Samos and the second highest in the Aegean. Come on Will, what do you say?'
'Let me think about it,' I said. 'I'll need to talk to my boss.'
Even if I hadn't known that my mum was really looking forward to this holiday, her enthusiasm over the phone would have convinced me; she would be bitterly disappointed if it had to be called off. There were a couple of other factors that influenced me, too. Firstly I love my mum very much, she's a really nice lady and she's fun to be with and interesting and I wanted her to be happy. The second reason is somewhat darker; I have always had the hots for my mother. Less so in recent years, since I moved out of the family home and into my own flat a few miles away and started having semi-serious relationships with girlfriends. But when I was in my late teens and early twenties I wanked myself stupid with visions of the two of us writhing naked on her bed and fucking on the settee in the lounge. I regret to admit that I regularly pinched her soiled underwear out of the laundry basket and held the crotch to my nose as I masturbated. ClichΓ©d but true, I'm afraid.
That was all in the past, but the idea of being exclusively with my mother for three weeks on a Greek island definitely had its attractions. Clearly nothing would ever happen between us, but for three weeks I would be living in close proximity to her, able to surreptitiously ogle her bikini-clad figure and maybe catch a glimpse of her breasts or even her pussy.
I should say at this point that she has a very nice figure. Perhaps I should describe her:
My mother, Hannah Marshall, is forty-eight years old. She's about five feet seven inches tall and has long, shapely legs, a flat tummy and a nice, rounded bosom. She's not slender or wand-like, although you definitely wouldn't describe her as overweight. Curvy, I suppose, describes her. Which happens to be just my type. Or maybe that's my type because that's what my mother is. Freud would certainly have had an opinion on that.
Facially, she's not classically attractive but she's pleasant-looking. A round face with a high forehead and a full-lipped, rather downturned mouth, which sometimes makes her look as though she's sneering, which mum never does. She's also got a pale complexion, grey-blue eyes, a snub nose and a few age lines round the corners of her eyes and from her nose to her mouth.
Her hair is this amazing thick, dark-brown mass of curls, shot through with lots of grey. She wears it piled up on her head like some sort of old-fashioned perm, but much more untamed. I always wanted to run my fingers through it. And it used to make me wonder what her pubic hair was like.