Shortly before graduation from Ballard High School, in June of 2017, Mandy Jensen and I, had a serious conversation. Mandy was my best friend. I remember that conversation like it was yesterday. We were sitting at a picnic table, in the student commons court yard. It was a beautiful, spring day. Because we were seniors, we only had two classes that day. While all the other students were in class, we had two periods with nothing better to do than talk. Best of all, no one else was around. I decided to ask her a question about dating.
Why would I do that, you may ask? Well, in order to understand why I would ask such a question, I need to tell you a little bit about Mandy and myself. First of all, my name is Heather Laughlin. I turned 18 three months ago. I have been told that I am quite striking. I stand, 5' 2" and weigh 100 pounds. At least 10 of those pounds are in my boobs. I have been blessed, (or cursed) with very large, double EE sized breasts. With my blond hair and tiny body, my big boobs stand out even more than they would on an average sized girl. Some people say that I look like a porn star. But despite having pleasing proportions and a pretty face, I can't hold on to a boyfriend.
Mandy on the other hand, is my physical opposite. She is nearly 6 feet tall, with black hair, a thin pretty face and is as skinny as a rail. Her breasts are a perfect B. Unlike me, her hips are narrow. I am your typical hour glass girl, with curvy hips and a full, heart shaped ass. Even though I have "booty and boobs", Mandy is the one with a constant compliment of boyfriends. As a matter of fact, I don't ever remember a time when she didn't have a boyfriend. Even though we are both 18, I consider her to know far more about dating than I do. That's why, on that beautiful spring day, I asked her about dating.
"Mandy, I need to ask you a very serious question. I want you to answer me without any regard for my feelings. I just want an answer. I swear that I won't be mad at you for telling me the truth, no matter what you say. Will you do that for me?" I asked.
"Ok, shorty" she said, affectionately, "What's your question?"
"Can you tell me what I'm doing wrong with men? I can't seem to keep a boyfriend for more than three dates. I know I'm not ugly and I've been told that I have a nice body, but despite all of that, you always have a boyfriend and I don't. What do I need to do differently, so that I can keep a man?"
Mandy cleared her throat, then quietly answered my question.
"The reason that you're not getting any body to date you more than three times, has nothing to do with your looks, personality or the way you wear your hair, sweetie."
"What's the problem, then?" I asked in an exasperated voice.
"Can I ask you a personal question?" She asked.
"Yeah, sure. Go ahead." I said.
"When you put out for a guy, what do you do?" Mandy inquired.
"Actually, I usually don't put out. I want to get to know a guy first. But, on the occasions where I have put out, I just do normal stuff, you know."
"No wonder you can't hold on to a guy!"
"What do you mean?" I answered.
"Guys usually want one thing; and that one thing is sex! If you don't put out, you'll
never
keep a dude, honey. That's the unvarnished truth. Women want intimacy, then sex. Guys want sex, then maybe they'll give you intimacy." Mandy stated.
"So, what your saying is that if I don't put out, I can forget ever having a steady boyfriend?"
"Yep, that's exactly what I'm saying." She said.
Once I heard what my friend had to say, I just sat there quietly, thinking. Then Mandy interrupted my thoughts once again by asking me another, probing question.
"I really want to help you Heather, but if I'm going to do that I need to ask you some pretty personal questions. Will that be ok?"
"Yes," I answered, "I really want a boyfriend, and if your questions can help me get one, I'll answer anything!"
"That's good, sweet heart. Maybe we can get to the heart of the reason that you can't keep a boyfriend. What I need to ask you, is
very
specific, so please don't get offended, ok?"
I nodded my head. Then she continued talking,
"Here goes question number one. When you have sex, what kind of sex acts do you perform?"
"Like, what exactly do you mean?" I asked.
"For example, do you let your dates fuck you in the ass?" she said, looking me straight in the eye.
"Of course not! I said, with some fervor, my face turning red with embarrassment.
"Do you suck their cocks?" she said.
"No, not usually."
"What about bondage, discipline and submission? Have you ever let one of your boyfriends tie you up and fuck you?"
"No, never." I said.
Mandy sighed, then said, "Honey, can I tell you the truth? I don't want to hurt your feelings, but you need some outside input."
"Absolutely," I answered.
"Ok, please don't take this the wrong way, but you, Heather, are an uptight prude. Your asshole is so tight it squeaks when you walk. If you want a boyfriend, pussy sex isn't enough anymore, not in 2017. Guys not only want, but demand more kinky sex today. If you won't put out, some other woman will. That woman will steal your man."
She paused for a moment to observe how her words were affecting me, then reached out and squeezed my hand. Continuing, she said,
"Personally, I think you're a wonderful young woman. But if you want to have a steady relationship, you have to let men have kinky sex with you."
"Like...?" I said, with a confused look on my face.
"Alright, baby girl, I'll tell you three very simple things that will make any man come back for more sugar, again and again. First, let your man fuck you in the ass. Get your ass ready before every date by doing two things: stretch your ass open by wearing a butt plug the day before and all day the day of, your date. Make sure you graduate the sizes of the plugs, by going from small to large. Then, about an hour before your date, clean your asshole and colon by giving yourself an enema. Further, don't eat 6 hours before your date. And most important, keep the butt plug in until right before he fucks your ass."
"Ok," I said, "what else?"
"The other thing you need to learn how to do is deep throat. Guys need to be able to face fuck you and treat you like a whore. They get off on the domination and control. But you will have to practice. Get a zucchini and shove it into your throat so deep you almost puke. It's ok if you do, actually, throw up. Then do it again and again. Eventually you'll learn how to control your gag reflex. When you do finally let a guy face fuck you, make sure that you slobber a lot. Most guys love rubbing the drool and slobber all over your face. If they can screw up your make up, so much the better. Make sure you make lots of noise. Glugs and glups really turn most of these fuckers on."
"How long do they usually fuck a girl's face?" I asked.
"It depends on the man." she said, "Sometimes it's only for 15 minutes. But I've been with a few men who were such kinky bastards that it just went on and on and on. One guy I dated, combined bondage, ATM, ass fucking, throat fucking and gagging in one of our sessions. It lasted four hours." She said, smiling at the memory.
"To bad he went back to his wife. I really liked him. He literally fucked me silly."
"What's ATM?" I queried.
"That's the third thing you need to let your man do to you. ATM stands for Ass-To-Mouth. Guys love to fuck a girl in the ass, then without cleaning off their cocks, face fuck her. Some of them will go back and forth from your asshole to your mouth, over and over. They want to humiliate you, make you feel like a dirty, rotten slut. But if you clean your asshole good, it's not bad at all."
She paused for a moment, then said,
"I always turn the tables on them though."
"How so?" I asked.
"It's a mental game. They can only
really
humiliate me if I think what I'm doing is horrible, nasty and demeaning. But if I secretly love it, if I love being a nasty, slut. I win. If I love being dominated, I'm getting what
I want.
I only act like they're making me do something I don't want to do, because that's part of the game. It turns the fuckers on when they think they are raping me, and honestly, I like it. Some of my force fantasies get fulfilled when they treat me like a piece of meat."
For a moment, I just sat there. All I could say at first was,
"Wow. I don't know what to say."
But then, after a few seconds I added,
"I'll have to think about all of this. I must admit, some of what you said, does turn me on. I know that I've always played it excessively safe, sexually. Maybe what I need to do, is to turn over a new leaf and become as kinky as you are!" I said, squeezing her hand and smiling at her. Then I added,