Shortly before graduation from Ballard High School, in June of 2017, Mandy Jensen and I, had a serious conversation. Mandy was my best friend. I remember that conversation like it was yesterday. We were sitting at a picnic table, in the student commons court yard. It was a beautiful, spring day. Because we were seniors, we only had two classes that day. While all the other students were in class, we had two periods with nothing better to do than talk. Best of all, no one else was around. I decided to ask her a question about dating.
Why would I do that, you may ask? Well, in order to understand why I would ask such a question, I need to tell you a little bit about Mandy and myself. First of all, my name is Heather Laughlin. I turned 18 three months ago. I have been told that I am quite striking. I stand, 5' 2" and weigh 100 pounds. At least 10 of those pounds are in my boobs. I have been blessed, (or cursed) with very large, double EE sized breasts. With my blond hair and tiny body, my big boobs stand out even more than they would on an average sized girl. Some people say that I look like a porn star. But despite having pleasing proportions and a pretty face, I can't hold on to a boyfriend.
Mandy on the other hand, is my physical opposite. She is nearly 6 feet tall, with black hair, a thin pretty face and is as skinny as a rail. Her breasts are a perfect B. Unlike me, her hips are narrow. I am your typical hour glass girl, with curvy hips and a full, heart shaped ass. Even though I have "booty and boobs", Mandy is the one with a constant compliment of boyfriends. As a matter of fact, I don't ever remember a time when she didn't have a boyfriend. Even though we are both 18, I consider her to know far more about dating than I do. That's why, on that beautiful spring day, I asked her about dating.
"Mandy, I need to ask you a very serious question. I want you to answer me without any regard for my feelings. I just want an answer. I swear that I won't be mad at you for telling me the truth, no matter what you say. Will you do that for me?" I asked.
"Ok, shorty" she said, affectionately, "What's your question?"
"Can you tell me what I'm doing wrong with men? I can't seem to keep a boyfriend for more than three dates. I know I'm not ugly and I've been told that I have a nice body, but despite all of that, you always have a boyfriend and I don't. What do I need to do differently, so that I can keep a man?"
Mandy cleared her throat, then quietly answered my question.
"The reason that you're not getting any body to date you more than three times, has nothing to do with your looks, personality or the way you wear your hair, sweetie."
"What's the problem, then?" I asked in an exasperated voice.
"Can I ask you a personal question?" She asked.
"Yeah, sure. Go ahead." I said.
"When you put out for a guy, what do you do?" Mandy inquired.
"Actually, I usually don't put out. I want to get to know a guy first. But, on the occasions where I have put out, I just do normal stuff, you know."
"No wonder you can't hold on to a guy!"
"What do you mean?" I answered.
"Guys usually want one thing; and that one thing is sex! If you don't put out, you'll
never
keep a dude, honey. That's the unvarnished truth. Women want intimacy, then sex. Guys want sex, then maybe they'll give you intimacy." Mandy stated.
"So, what your saying is that if I don't put out, I can forget ever having a steady boyfriend?"
"Yep, that's exactly what I'm saying." She said.
Once I heard what my friend had to say, I just sat there quietly, thinking. Then Mandy interrupted my thoughts once again by asking me another, probing question.
"I really want to help you Heather, but if I'm going to do that I need to ask you some pretty personal questions. Will that be ok?"
"Yes," I answered, "I really want a boyfriend, and if your questions can help me get one, I'll answer anything!"
"That's good, sweet heart. Maybe we can get to the heart of the reason that you can't keep a boyfriend. What I need to ask you, is
very
specific, so please don't get offended, ok?"
I nodded my head. Then she continued talking,
"Here goes question number one. When you have sex, what kind of sex acts do you perform?"
"Like, what exactly do you mean?" I asked.
"For example, do you let your dates fuck you in the ass?" she said, looking me straight in the eye.
"Of course not! I said, with some fervor, my face turning red with embarrassment.
"Do you suck their cocks?" she said.
"No, not usually."
"What about bondage, discipline and submission? Have you ever let one of your boyfriends tie you up and fuck you?"
"No, never." I said.
Mandy sighed, then said, "Honey, can I tell you the truth? I don't want to hurt your feelings, but you need some outside input."
"Absolutely," I answered.
"Ok, please don't take this the wrong way, but you, Heather, are an uptight prude. Your asshole is so tight it squeaks when you walk. If you want a boyfriend, pussy sex isn't enough anymore, not in 2017. Guys not only want, but demand more kinky sex today. If you won't put out, some other woman will. That woman will steal your man."
She paused for a moment to observe how her words were affecting me, then reached out and squeezed my hand. Continuing, she said,
"Personally, I think you're a wonderful young woman. But if you want to have a steady relationship, you have to let men have kinky sex with you."