"Come here and give your Dad a hug," he said to Jason. "I've haven't seen you since I dropped you off at college. Did you get taller? Turn around and stand against me. Maybe, I should grab the measuring tape in the kitchen and measure us. I think you may be taller than me, finally."
Jason felt a bit homophobic feeling his father's cock pressing against his stomach.
"Gees, Dad, let go of me, will you? Gees, Dad," he said looking down at his father's big, dangling cock and huge, hairy ball sack. "Susan and Vivian are right there upstairs on the landing. They'll see you."
"So? I don't care if they see me," he said laughing.
"Aren't you embarrassed that might they'll see you...naked?"
"Embarrassed? Embarrassed over what? They've already seen my package when I said hi to them earlier. We even gave each other a good long hug," he said smiling and waving to his daughter and her girlfriend. "Girls, I hope you're not teasing Michael too much. Hi Michael," he said. Jason watched his father's cock jiggle from side to side as he waved to Michael. "How are you?"
"Good, Mister D. How are you, Sir?"
"Ah, no complaints, I'm just chilling and enjoying the holiday."
"Happy Nude Day, to you, too, Sir."
"Thanks, Michael, Happy Nude Day to you, as well."
"Dad, tell Jason to take a chill pill," said Susan. "He's a bit uptight over everyone being naked but him. He doesn't understand this Nude Day holiday at all. He's confused and thinks that this is a sexual holiday instead of a non-sexual holiday."
"A sexual holiday? Oh, Son, this one day out of the year is a statement of public nudity and has nothing whatsoever to do with sex. This is a freeing demonstration of how we are all equal beneath our clothes. Think of it as a twenty-four exemption from our inhibitions and modesty." He leaned into his son and laughed a whisper. "I even accidentally got a drop or two of pre-cum on your sister's and her friend's flat bellies when I hugged them. They surprised me and squeezed me a little bit too hard. Oops," he said putting his hand to his mouth and giggling like a girl.
"Eww, Dad, do you hear what you are saying?" He looked upstairs to where his sister stood with Vivian and Michael. "That's your daughter and my sister that you are talking about. That's really gross."
"Oh, Jason, it's just part of life and at my age sometimes a little drips out when you least expect it. Certainly, I didn't mean for that to happen. Yet, it was no big deal, they both laughed and took their little fingers and licked my pre-cum off their bodies."
"Gross. I can't believe they did that. They're just as bad as you are."
Okay, this isn't real, thought Jason. It can't be. I'm dreaming while imagining my father talking disgusting thoughts about his young, innocent daughter and her equally as innocent friend.
"I can assure you that there was nothing sexual about hugging my own hot daughter and her equally as hot friend, even though we are all naked. Now, if I hugged them tomorrow and we were all naked," he said throwing an elbow in Jason's ribs, "I'd be shooting my load across their taught little bodies. Today there's no lustful desire between father and daughter, none whatsoever. Today is just a celebration and a mutual appreciation of nudity."
"Dad, hugging your naked daughter while naked is beyond incestuous and then, dripping pre-cum on your daughter's tummy crosses the line between what's appropriate and what's incestuous, and what's sexual and what's non-sexual."
He tuned out his father speaking the same idiotic rhetoric that his sister had just espoused. Equal? Not everyone has a nine inch cock, as does his father. Not everyone has the perfect body, as does his sister and her girlfriend. This whole holiday is a crock of shit, he thought, just so horny, perverted people can get away with flashing their naked bodies to their family members under the pretense of celebrating Nude Day.
Now that he thought about it, the only people he has seen without their clothes are people who have good bodies. The rest of them, fat people, thin people, and those people who don't especially like their appearance, when thrown naked in the public spotlight, as this holiday does with most of the rest of the population, are probably hiding in their homes until today passes and until they can safely come outside without fear of ridicule while wearing their clothes again. Not to mention, there are those moral and modest people who don't believe in public nudity no matter what the holiday or conditions.
"Jason, Jason, Jason, if this was a sexual holiday," said his father, "after all those years of seeing my daughter and her girlfriend sash shaying around me and teasing me with their short mini-skirts with exposed thongs, low cut tops with down blouse bobby slips and nipple peeks, and string bikinis that revealed most of their ass, while laying on their flat stomachs topless out in the backyard by the pool, wouldn't I have a huge boner after finally seeing my 22-year-old daughter's and her 22-year-old girlfriend's perfect naked bodies? Wouldn't I be mad with desire over their delightful, enough for a mouthful and plenty for a handful, A cup tits? Wouldn't I be loony with lust over their firm, young, round asses?"
"Okay, Dad, enough, calm down because you're making me crazy with lust and desire, too."
"Ah, that's where you do not understanding that this Nude Day holiday is non-sexual. Moreover, wouldn't you think that after twenty-five years of your grandmother flashing me her panties with accidental up skirt views and giving me down blouse peeks of her bra, tits, areolas, and nipples that I'd be all hot and bothered finally seeing my mother-in-law naked. She's been a secret fantasy of mine for decades and wondering what she looked like naked is something that I've thought about, while masturbating in the bathroom, all these years? Now, if this was a sexual holiday, then wouldn't I now have a huge erection after seeing my mother-in-law's ass, tits, and pussy?"
"Dad! Eww! That was way too much information. Now, that's an image that I'll have to live with for the rest of my life, you jerking off over grandma's naked body."
"Sorry, Son, I was only trying to make a point. Suffice to say that this Nude Day celebration has absolutely nothing to do with sex. I can freely walk around my naked daughter, her naked friend, and my naked mother-in-law without having any sexual thoughts."
"Oh, yeah, I can see that, Dad," said Jason looking down at his father's semi-erect cock. "Just keep telling yourself that this Nude Day celebration has nothing to do with sex and even you might believe it."
"Well, listen Jason, you don't have to celebrate the holiday, Son, but I wish you'd reconsider after you've given it some thoughtful consideration. Maybe, you should read up on the history of the holiday, Google, National Nude Day online. It's celebrated the world over. It's a real, albeit obscure holiday."
"Okay, I'll think about it," said Jason trying not to look down at his father's huge cock that quickly deflated once he stopped talking about his naked daughter, her naked friend, and his naked mother-in-law. Unfortunately, he was having an impossible time trying to remove the image of his father squirting pre-cum on Susan's and Vivian's belly.
