Happy New Year
This is a repost from when I was on here under a different username.
My wife Lorna ended the phone call, she sat down and smiled at me. I knew the smile well, I had seen it many times before. Lorna and I, Ray, had been together for eight years, married for six. I met Lorna one night in a club, she was with two friends. Some guy was pestering her, all three women told him to get lost. I sat watching for a while. I'm quite hard to miss when I stand up, I'm 6' 4" tall and weigh 225 lbs. Despite my size I am not a violent person, but this guy was beginning to piss me off. Through the confrontation I had worked out the woman's name was Lorna, her friends were Katie and Sarah.
I walked over to the group. "Hey Lorna, great to see you again. How are you?" The guy took one look at me and went on his way.
"Thank you, thank you so much." Lorna held my arm. "Can I buy you a drink as a thank you for saving me?"
I smiled. "No, let me buy you one." I led Lorna and her friends over to the table, we sat and talked. I danced with all three of the women, and at the end of the night I walked Lorna out to a taxi.
"Can I see you again, Lorna? Maybe you'll let me take you to dinner?"
"Sure, give me a call during the week." Lorna passed me a slip of paper with her number on it, her friends were playfully teasing her. I took Lorna out to dinner the following Friday night. She turned heads when we entered the restaurant. Lorna is 5' 4" tall and perfectly proportioned, she has a 34c bust and an arse that just won't quit. Her brown hair was cut into a stylish bob. The dinner date led to other dates, within weeks we were exclusive.
Lorna met my mother, they bonded instantly. I met Lorna's parents, her Dad thanked me for saving her in the club. Her mother, Heather, was the same size and build as Lorna. Her Dad, Phil, was about 5' 8" and looked to be in good shape. They seemed like nice people, a bit reserved but nice all the same. Lorna was their only child, it was plainly obvious they all loved each other. One thing I learned about Lorna was her attitude to sex. Lorna was very adventurous in bed, she didn't seem at all shy.
I had my own place, Lorna stayed over most weekends. Some nights we would make love all slow and tender, other nights we fucked like wild animals. All three holes were on offer, when I came it could be in her mouth, arse or pussy. Sometimes Lorna liked me to give her a facial. I knew after three months Lorna was the one for me, I had already asked Phil for her hand in marriage. The night I proposed to Lorna, she screamed and said yes. I think the scream could be her over ten miles away.
On the day we married, Katie and Sarah were her bridesmaids. My oldest friend Terry was my best man. We spent our honeymoon in Goa, it was two weeks of lazing in the sun and sex every night. The only blight on the marriage was Lorna couldn't have kids, after months of trying to get pregnant we both got tested. Lorna was upset when we got the test results back, I did all I could to reassure her that it didn't matter to me. In all honesty it didn't matter to me. My attitude was we could adopt if we wanted to, there are enough unwanted kids out there.
I knew by Lorna's smile she wanted something. "Okay, what is it you want?" I asked.
"Damn, I can't fool you, can I? Mum and Dad are having a party on New Year's Eve, they have invited us."
I liked Lorna's parents, being that they seemed a bit reserved I wondered how exciting the party would, or wouldn't be. "I guess we can go, weI have no other plans."
"Great, I'll tell Mum we will be there. Now what costume will you hire?"
"Costume, what costume? You never said it was a fancy dress party."
"Oh yeah, sorry I forgot to mention that part." I looked as Lorna just smiled at me.
Lorna called her Mum back and informed her we would be there. "Thank you," she kissed my cheek.
"Not fair, you tricked me, Lorna. I'll make you pay for that." Lorna was still smiling, she knew the punishment would be sexual.
"So what costume will you get?" Lorna asked.
"No idea. Is it a themed party? You know, like Star Wars or something."
"No, there's no theme, just fancy dress. Mum said anything you like, so long as it's decent." I nodded my head and fired up my laptop. In a way I was glad it wasn't a Star Wars party, with my height I was perfect to be Chewbacca or Darth Vader. I didn't want to spend the night in a hot sweaty costume.
"What are you going to wear?" I asked Lorna.
"Not sure yet. There are loads of costumes, but Mum said it has to be decent." I laughed, Lorna would have worn something very sexy and revealing if it was possible. The list of costumes was overwhelming. Lorna made a few suggestions, most of which I shot down because they were not decent or I didn't like them.
"I like that one." Lorna piped up. It was a sexy cop uniform.
"You can't wear that, look at the shorts." Lorna's back side would have been on display for all to see.
"I can always wear black trousers with it, the rest is okay." The outfit had a blue shirt, peaked cap and a belt. There was a plastic gun, nightstick and handcuffs.
"Okay, if you wear trousers it will be okay. What are your parents dressing as?"
"No idea, Mum didn't know."
I kept looking at the choice of outfits, most of them looked uncomfortable or too heavy to wear all night. In the end I settled on a convict outfit, a short sleeved orange boiler suit. I planned to wear a white t-shirt and plimsolls with it. I ordered the outfits, they would arrive just before Christmas.
As we had no kids we spent alternate Christmas with our parents, this year we would spend it with my Mum. On the year we spent Christmas day with Lorna's parents, my Mum went to spend the day with her brother, my Uncle Joe.
It was absolutely freezing on Christmas day, we dashed indoors, Mum's house was always nice and warm. We exchanged gifts as we drank some mulled wine. We bought each other gift cards as gifts. I never knew what I wanted anyway, and Mum wouldn't buy clothes for me or Lorna. The three of us had a great day, we found out Mum had been invited to the fancy dress party as well.
"I can't go. I already promised Joe I would go to his house for the new year, sorry maybe another time." Naturally the subject of costumes was raised, Lorna showed Mum a picture of her outfit.
"Are those shorts not a bit risky?" Mum asked.
"I'm swapping them for black trousers." Lorna explained.
"What about you Ray, what are you wearing?" Mum thought my costume was a good choice, she suggested Lorna cuff me when we walked into the party.
We stayed over at Mum's as both of us had drunk too much to drive, even Mum drank more than she usually does. It was funny in a childish way watching her stagger upstairs, I followed behind her in case she stumbled backwards. When I knew Mum was safe and in her room, I went to my old room. Lorna was already asleep, I fell asleep as soon as I got into bed.
We spent a few hours with Mum the following morning before we headed off home. Lorna and I planned on spending the rest of the day relaxing.
Going to work for the few days between Christmas and the new year was a pain in the arse, it was always quiet. I could have spent the time at home doing something better.
We ate dinner early on New Year's Eve, it gave us a chance to relax for a few hours. I waited downstairs for Lorna. My costume was a nice fit, there was one drawback with it. If I went for a piss, I had to practically take it off to get my cock out. I stood and stared as Lorna walked downstairs. She had tied the shirt across her bust, exposing her tummy. The tight black trousers looked great on her, with black shoes and the hat she looked stunning.
I held my arms out. "Arrest me, please."
Lorna laughed. "I would, but the paperwork will take me all night."
I put our overnight bag in the car, and we set off for the party. Lorna cuffed me when we got to the door, her Dad roared with laughter when she led me inside in handcuffs. Lorna's Dad, Phil, was dressed as Obi Wan Kenobi. Her Mum, Heather, was dressed as Snow White. I spotted an Imperial Stormtrooper, Lorna's cousin, Michelle was dressed as Elvira, she certainly had the chest for it. I sighed with relief when Lorna removed the handcuffs, they were a bit tight on my wrists and were starting to pinch. I rubbed my wrists and followed Lorna to the kitchen.
We got ourselves a drink and mingled with the other guests. Michelle made her way over to me, I hadn't seen her for some time. It was hard talking to her without staring at her chest. Phil rescued me when he joined in the conversation.
"This bloody costume is killing me, Ray. It's so warm I am sweating like mad."
"Lorna suggested that I dress as Chewbacca, I said no purely for that reason." Phil laughed as he agreed with me.
Heather joined us, she smiled at me. "Where are the seven dwarfs?" I asked.
"I'm auditioning people for the part, are you interested, Ray?" Heather asked cheekily.
I roared out laughing. "If you can pass me off as a dwarf, go for it." Heather stood beside me, I towered over her.
"Yeah, it wouldn't work." Heather burst out laughing. Lorna joined us, she laughed when her Mum explained the joke.
I hadn't noticed that Phil turned the music up slightly, several couples danced when slow numbers were played. As soon as I heard the start of Jennifer Rush singing The Power of Love, Lorna grabbed me for a dance. It was her favourite, and the song we did our first dance to on our wedding day. When the song stopped, Lorna kissed me and went to get a drink. I watched her cute arse in the black trousers.
Heather grabbed me for the next dance, we swayed to Move Closer by Phyllis Nelson. Heather was as close as she could get to me, without getting inside my costume.
"Thanks, Ray. I enjoyed that." Heather kissed my cheek. I went to get myself a cold beer.
As I stood in the kitchen drinking my beer I could see Lorna and her Mum talking, Heather kept looking over at me. They parted and Heather went off in search of Phil. It was getting warm indoors, so I stepped outside to get some fresh air. Unfortunately for me, Lorna's uncle Graham joined me. I say unfortunately as he is the most boring person I have ever met. Lorna rescued me after ten minutes or so.
"There you are. Can you give me a hand for a moment?"
