Everything probably would have been fine except that when I won a little over Β£40,000 on the Lottery I opened my mouth about it!
I just missed out on the jackpot β I got five numbers and the bonus number (damn the other number!) but Β£40,000 was more than enough to be a life-changing sum of money so after sorting out some essential financial matters (paid off my credit cards and bought myself a better car) I lined myself up for a holiday β for a good break.
Having stayed up in Cairns in Queensland, Australia when I took a gap year from Uni, I wanted to go back there for a holiday and with a quick search through the internet I soon discovered an adults-only resort just a bit further up the coast.
'Fine' I thought, 'Peace; I can take a break and try to find some time to write....'
I'm an apology for a novel writer by trade; I had one decent 'hit' and I was hooked. Hooked, because it was great to be in the spotlight β pampered and feted β and with lots of money thrown my way too. But it's been hard to recreate that success and a lot of my work seems to go unpublished these days. Yeah β I make enough to get by what with the royalties on my 'best-seller' but I need more success β another best-seller β so this break might give me a chance to rediscover my art.
And while I'm mentioning me and because I guess I'm half the theme for the story here's a bit more about me. So I'm Bobby (sometimes Bob) Fury although some of my mates do insist on calling me Billy β those with a penchant for old rock songs, that is. I'm single β too busy writing to marry; I've got my own house; I'm 35 this year and I think I'm ok to look at. I'm a few inches over six foot tall; weigh in around 175 and look reasonably fit because I have my regular work-out routine which I stick to. Not heavy stuff, but enough to keep my muscles in trim. I'm careful in what I eat β which is why I can occasionally allow myself to let go and have a bit of a binge! But that's more than enough about me for now, so here's the rest of the story.
As it happened I'd planned to visit my parents for the weekend a couple of weeks after I'd struck it rich so I made sure that all the family were around when I told them β Mum, Dad and my sister β but in retrospect, perhaps I should have just kept quiet.
So, having gathered them about me I opened my mouth and told them the news and I need hardly say that they were obviously mega-pleased for me. But it was when I told them what I was going to do that things started to go wrong....
Mum and Dad are now in their mid fifties, so at least they're respectably sensible beings and Dad has worked hard to make sure that the family were affluent enough to be comfortable so there was no problem with them accepting my good luck. They insisted that they didn't need anything β that I should just make the most of my windfall β although I did promise I'd get Dad a case of malt whisky.
But my sister Tina is still young and silly at times β she's still making her way in life and still living at home with our parents. Truthfully I've no idea what she does for a living except that it has to do with clothes and today she was sitting there in Daisy Duke shorts and a cute halter-neck top and she looked eminently edible β even to her brother!
I may have said that she's still young and silly but she's 27 now so she's fully grown with a tall slim figure topped with wavy auburn hair; a pretty face and tits to die for! Christ knows how she can be a size 10 waist and yet have 40 inch knockers but she does! Well, I don't actually know their size but they've got to be at least 40 inches! In a way it's a shame because all you see are her tits β you tend to miss her pretty face and her sweet figure.....
Of late I've often found myself wondering about my sister and her boobs β well, about all of her body really, but her tits in particular! Because I'm that much older, I'd left home for college and then university before she really developed; she was just a boring teenage girl when I glimpsed her naked in the shower one day and that's about all I'd ever seen of her now delectable body. Which is a bloody shame, because since she turned about 18, every time I pop round home she looks better and better and there are many occasions when I curse myself for not having got to know her better β perhaps a whole lot better! Dirty old man, I tell myself! Ahhhh β I'd still love her, tits or no tits!
Anyway, the moment I told them of my plans, my sister immediately bounced up and I mean bounced; happily buoyed by my good fortune. She was absolutely fully of it β shrieking and yelling as if she'd won the money, not me.
It took a while to get her to calm down and when she'd done so, I thought that would be the end of it, but that was just the start! Instead she came and sat on my lap, cuddling herself into my body; her arms quickly becoming wrapped round my neck and her breath warm in my ear.
"Bobby β you always said you'd take me with you if you went on holiday!" she crooned, gently rubbing her hand over my cheek, "Can I come with you this time?"
Now I never ever expected to win such goodies as I had, so my past "promise" to take her with me really applied to what I presumed a holiday might be β a week in a caravan on the south coast or something like that β but could I reasonably turn her down? Could I be that hard?
I tried to turn her down anyway.
I tried to explain why I needed this holiday on my own.
I tried to explain how helpful it would be in furthering my writing.
I tried to explain how much I was looking forward to the peace and how much it would help me to reminisce on my past.
"Oh but....." moaned Tina, slyly rubbing her body seductively against me, "It would be so nice β we could be together, just brother and sister β I'm sure I could help you, please....please!"
She kissed me warmly and wetly on the lips, such was her determination to get included and her breasts rubbed across my chest as she squirmed and being one who was always a sucker for a pretty pleading woman and a pair of big tits, I gave in without a fight.
"Oh yes β if it makes you happy," I said, "But I'm going there to try to visit my past and to write first of all and perhaps enjoy the tropical sun and the Reef and such as an afterthought β so you might well spend quite a bit of time on your own."
Mind you, I doubted that β every hot-blooded Romeo within miles would be buzzing around her!
Given that I'd pretty well said 'yes' to her holiday of a lifetime, it was hardly surprising that my sister would go loopy once more!
Tina was all over me with excitement, bouncing up and down, squeezing my neck hard, kissing me wildly, thanking me profusely and generally doing absolutely nothing to help my already aroused hormones to settle down. Fuckin' woman!
And all her squirming was doing absolutely nothing to help me physically either β all the feminine action and all the male sensations were ending up in my groin where my penis was now all scrunched up, foiling all his plans to do his elephant impressions. I had to push Tina off my lap or have a disaster though......
"Get off, you silly sod," I said, trying to play down the erotic aspect of her appreciation and Tina stood up from my lap.
But she immediately sank to her knees between my legs and wrapped her arms around me once more.
"You're an absolute darling Bobby," she said still bubbling happily, "I've always wanted to see the Barrier Reef β it'll be wonderful β oh I love you!"
She wasn't saying that sexually but the fact that her body was locked against my crotch made everything sexual! Especially the contact between her tits and my lower abdomen.....her tits that were now straining to escape from the little top she was wearing.
"Stop it, lay off," I groaned, "Mum and Dad might be watching...."
Well they weren't at that moment but it was a good cover story and Tina leaned back β but in doing so she released my coiled-up elephant trunk from his confines.
My delighted cock immediately stretched out down one leg of my trousers and created a long tent-like ridge. I groaned and Tina looked up at me to see not agony but relief on my face. Her eyes immediately did a quick scan of my body β down and up and down again β where they locked onto the protrusion that my penis was making.
"Oooh β you all excited too?" she questioned, her eyes glowing, "Put it away!"
"Well stop hugging me then!" I said, "It's your fault."
"How can it be my fault β you're the one who's got excited!" she said.
"Cos you're getting too close," I said softly.
"Hey β you're my bruv β can't I get close to you then?" she crooned, "Anyway β I'm just showing you my appreciation."
"That's not all you're showing!" I said, trying to sound serious but finding it hard to do so in the face of so much tit flesh on view.
"My body β I can show it to who I like!" she said with a big grin on her face, "How else can I thank you?"
I could easily think of some other ways but it might not be a good idea to detail them!
Tina laid her hand on my thigh, just a couple of inches away from where my penis was straining to meet her and I actually jumped at her touch.
"I'm sorry bruv," she said soothingly, "I can't help getting all worked up about the holiday of a lifetime, can I? And I guess you can't either! Perhaps we'll have to do something about that."
I looked at her to try to find some hidden meaning in her words but her face was seemingly innocent β although I doubted that her mind was so sweet!
I felt a bit naughty so I replied to her.
"Do something about what?" I replied, sending my own double-edged question back to Tina.
Tina knelt more upright between my legs, her arms and tits sliding up my body until we were more or less face to face.
"I don't know," she said seductively, "What do you fancy?"
My eyes just automatically fell straight down to her tits β I couldn't help it and Tina saw me looking.
As I said before, I guess that Tina is about a 40 inch bust although I don't know exactly what size she is but all I can say for certain is that something like well over half of her tits was being squeezed out of the top of her clothes. It was obvious that she wasn't wearing a bra because on one side her nipple protruded through the taut material like a pencil rubber while on the other side the brown crinkled skin of her aureole was exposed along with the top of her deep pink nipple itself!
"Ooops!" I said, but what's once seen cannot be unseen!
The vision had seared me to my cortex and an electrifying message went in micro-seconds to my cock, which lurched with excitement.
Tina wasn't slow on the uptake either as she quickly scanned her chest. Moments later her thigh was pressing against my renewed erection and I felt her body rubbing across me causing further seismic tremors to shake me. She looked up into my face β a look of wildness in her eyes.