On the station alone with hirsute mum
There once was an Australian lad, Jeffery, who was at least 18. He asked, "Mum, why do Gramps and uncle Neville say dad gets lost in the bush and then snicker? Pops knows the outback as well as any man and he has GPS on his phone. How can he get lost?
His mum, said, "Oh they mean something else, don't you worry about it. You'll find out about such things when you're older."
The youth replied, "I'm in the top rank of scouts and next year I'm joining the Royal Navy. I'm certainly mature enough to know any family secrets. Older came and went and here I am. Why, if I get to do radio work in the RN they'll give me a security clearance
His mother laughed and responded, "Alright kid, follow me - quick step." They marched up to his parent's bedroom. Arriving she moved a chair to face the bed and pointed to it. Jeff sat as ordered, an obedient youth - usually. His mum excused herself to enter the large walk-in closet. She reappeared shortly in her evening gown.
She sat opposite him. "What first you don't know is that I come from an aboriginal tribe . ." She was interrupted.
"Of course I know that." She waived him silent.
"Yes, sure you do. But what you don't know is that my people have a genetic defect."
"You're not going to die early; I couldn't take that my dearest mummy!"
"No no, not to worry. Certainly you must be aware that my body is hirsute."
"Your body is beautiful mum."
"I'm pleased my mid-aged physique can command a compliment from so handsome a man. But I mean hairy. You can't have missed my hairy arms and legs when I wear my bathing suit. My hairy arm pits."
"Don't shave your arm pits I love them!"
"Never fear, I am a pure maiden of the Ewroorung tribe. We are proud of our pelts, gift of the First Mother; we do not clip our coat. We keep fit as the Sky Father taught us to be tough. We maybe shaggy but never baggy! You are half Ewroorung so you naturally have an affinity for the unshorn." With this she shrugged off the top of her robe and declared, "BEHOLD! the 'Venus de Downy' or so your dad calls me." She lifted her arms to form a showgirl V above her head.
Jeffery sat there bedazed. Two thoughts were all his brain could hold just now with the top half of his mum starkers in front of his eyes. The sash kept the lower portion of her gown closed, though the lengthy limbs of her legs were exposed. Clearly she wore just the single garment or maybe panties too? But that wasn't on his mind. Jeff focused on the generous breasts which pendulous hung on her chest. Meanwhile in a sub-basement of the youth's skull her he realized that, yes, his mum's hair was very soft and downy indeed.
His mum spoke breaking the hypnotic hold her tits and arm pits had on him. "Darling, come feel these best of boobies." She lifted the mellons to him Who was he to object to such an invitation to touch the tender tah-tahs, a boon not to be turned down He scooched the chair closer and reached out grasping the jugs, feeling the gravity of their weight, noticing the softness of her skin, observing the small fibers even around her nipples.
"Taste them" his mum urged. Jeff eagerly took the long ruddy-colored points that poked out at least a full centimeter. "Mmm oh yesss." The naughty matron moaned. Then she gently eased him back in his chair.
Jeff asked, "Mum do you mind being so hirsu . . . uh hairy?"
"No," She gave a soft laugh, "I've always been like this, my folks were so, my people all were likewise. I feel natural and I am comfortable in my Ewroorung pelt.
"Sooo," inquired her son, what does this all have to do with dad in the bush?"