Let me introduce myself. I'm James Simon, Jimmy to most people. I'm the geek you always knew in high school. You know who I mean.. The scrawny kid with the glasses and unkempt look. The one who always tried to blend into the wall so you'd never see me. The kid who was 5'5" and weighed a buck twenty-five soaking wet. The kid who was always, and I mean always, picked last in gym class. I was picked on, bullied, ignored, and laughed at in high school. But I had something over them all, I was the smartest kid in class, if not the school. So despite all their bullying, I had technically graduated before any of those idiots. By the time the fall break ended in my senior year, I had passed almost all of the high school classes I needed to pass in order to graduate and I was then taking college level courses to get a jump on things. Unfortunately, there was just one class I could not avoid: gym class. The guy who teaches gym, who I have nicknamed "coach asshole", would not allow me to pass without taking it the entire year. This way he could torture me the entire because of my mother kept turning him down for dates. If I wasn't forced to take gym, I'd be out of the building!
You see, my mother also teaches at my high school. Biology and sex ed. to be exact. Imagine having your mother teaching sex ed. Oy. However, and I do say this proudly, she's what guys like to call a "MILF". I should be pissed that they call my mom that, but she really is fucking hot. 43 years old, 5'7", a lithe dancer's type body, perfect 36C boobs, deep blue eyes, and long auburn hair. I definitely love her more than life itself. And, yeah, I admit I would love to fuck her if given the chance. I've fapped many nights thinking of being between her legs and just ravaging her.
Anyway, I'm also the product of a broken home. My dad, the idiot that he is, left me and my mother just over 10 years ago. He wanted to "go find himself". Whatever the fuck that means. Other than the very occasional birthday or Christmas card, I haven't heard from him or seen him in a decade. After he left, my mother doted on me. She's the one who encouraged my love of reading and all things educational.
Most of my time at school right now is spent in the library or in a classroom by myself with someone from the college faculty reviewing my work. The other 4 hours of my week is spent dealing with coach asshole and all the jocks who love beating on "weaker" people. So much fun. I endured the torture knowing that come June I'd be free.
So as my life goes swimmingly along towards June, I knew I'd eventually would need to upgrade my old laptop before college. I still have some money from my 18
th
birthday gift that I got from Aunt Susie last month, but it's nowhere near enough. One of the things my mother instilled in me was to earn my own money and don't expect it to just be handed to you. I knew she'd probably help a little, but it was a pride thing for me. So I knew I'd need a job. I've had a few jobs in the past, but nothing really stuck. (Hey, I'm a teenager, I'm not looking for a career!) I just didn't want to look for another fast food or movie theater job. It was then I saw the ad posted online in the local paper:
"EARN MONEY TESTING A NEW ENHANCED VITAMIN SUPPLEMENT!!!
ABSOLUTELY SAFE TO USE!
6 MONTH TRIAL BEGINNING THE 1
ST
OF THE MONTH.
AGES 18-25 ONLY!
CALL THE NUMBER BELOW OR VISIT OUR WEBSITE!"
Well now, that's interesting. What did I have to lose at this point? I mean they say it's safe, right? Earn some cash for taking some pills? I know there's probably a risk, but there's no way they'd test on people without it being mostly safe! I'm all in! A few minutes later and the email was sent! And in less than a minute later I receive a response.
Dear applicant,
Please fill out the attached form and select a time & date to be interviewed.
Cordially yours,
Delia Johnson
Groeth Pharmaceuticals
Obviously a form letter, but what the hell. I spent a few minutes filling out the form and selected a 9:00 am appointment for Saturday. Late Friday night I received my verification email and I was good to go.
On Saturday morning I head over to my appointment with a little bit of trepidation, but still eager to do it. Once I got there I saw that I was the only one there.
"Odd," I thought, "I figured there'd be a lot more people here."
I walked up to the reception desk with a button on it and a sign that said, "Press button and please wait." One button push later I sat down and waited..... and waited.... and waited.... 20 minutes later a gorgeous blonde woman, who I guessed was in her late 20's, with extremely long legs wearing an impossibly short skirt came through the door holding a clipboard.
Looking down at her clipboard she asked, "Mr. James Simon?"
I stood up and croaked out a response, "Yep, that's me!"
"Oh wonderful! I'm Delia. It's so nice to finally meet you!"
I muttered a thank you and blushed as she shook my hand.
"Now then, I see you're 18?"
"Yes, as of last month. That's Ok, isn't it?"
Giggling, Delia said, "Oh yes! Yes it's fine. I'm just making sure. I need to dot those I's and crossing those T's!"
"Yeah, that makes sense."
"And you're 5'5" and 125 pounds, correct?"
"Actually I'm 123 as of this morning."
She then writes something on her clipboard.
"Ok, that's very good to know, the weight is important with this trial! To make sure the dosage is correct."
She noticed my nervousness at the comment and said, "Oh! It's nothing to worry about, James! It's just that we need to be exact when it comes to approval!"
"Um, Jimmy. You can call me Jimmy."
"How sweet! Well, Jimmy, why don't you follow me and I'll get you ready."
We walk through the door she came through and went down a long, stark white hallway. Her heels clacking on the tiles as we walked. A few doors lined the walls that had nameplates attached. All of them a doctor somebody or someone. I didn't see all the names, obviously they had a lot of people involved!
After a short walk she opened a door and showed me into a rather plain office with an examination table in it.
"Jimmy, please undress to your underwear and hop up on the table. Dr. Jensen will be with you shortly."
And with that Delia walked out allowing me to undress.
So more waiting. I tried to kill some time while playing on my phone, but I was getting zero reception for some reason. I decided to just sit there and try not to doze. After about another 20 minutes the door opened and Dr. Jensen appeared. I was expecting some old guy, but instead I got an older woman who was a knockout. I couldn't help but stare. She was definitely in her 60's, but she had to work out! Her body looked incredible. Even better than my mother's! She towered over me by a few inches and her deep brown eyes completely drew me in. Even with the white lab coat, I could tell she was extremely well endowed.
I apparently wasn't too sly in my staring and I heard a small cough come from her.
Looking directly at her, she said, "Good day, Mr. Simon. I hope I didn't surprise you in some way."
Embarrassed, I softly said, "No, ma'am. I, uh, was.... Um, well, I wasn't expecting someone like you."
Chuckling she said, "Someone like me? You mean a doctor, right?"
"Uh, yeah, that's it." At that point I figured the less said the better.
"Ok then," she said with a smile, "Let's start the examination. I do need you to sign a waiver first before we can begin. Delia should have taken care of this. She incredibly capable in many ways, but she can be such a ditz sometimes!"
Handing me the form I took a cursory glance and signed it.
"And initial here please."
I did as she asked.
"And one more here," she said as she flipped to another page.
One more set of initials and I handed it back to her.
"Excellent! Now let me take a look at this fine specimen of a young man!"
Hearing that I noticeably blushed and I heard her laugh softly. Her probing and touching and examining of every square inch of my body certainly did not help with the embarrassment either! It got particularly embarrassing when she had me stand up to examine my penis and balls. My regular doctor is a man, so this was the first time ever that woman touched me there! I tried not to get hard, but I was fighting a losing battle.
"Oh how nice, you're cooperating with me! We needed a measurement eventually! One moment, let me check.... Hm, ok! 4.8 inches long and 2.1 inches in girth. Testicles are on the smaller side of average size."
Hearing her be so analytical about it didn't help the erection. Matter of fact, she put her hand back on my penis and started to slowly stroke.
Looking at her with a mix of fear and enjoyment I muttered, "Dr. Jensen, what are you doing?"
Smiling she said, "Don't worry, we need a sperm sample as well, I figured since I was already here I might as well get the tube fil.... Oh look! So soon! How nice!"
My body betrayed me and I came in seconds. I was thoroughly embarrassed at this point. I sat back on to the table with head hung down.
As she stored the sample, she looked at me and smiled softly.
"Mr. Simon, it's fine. It happens to many young men of your age. I am not judging you here. This was purely a medical procedure."
Hearing that made me feel a little better, but only a little.