I'm twenty-four goddamned years old, but sometimes I just need my granny. Like today: I'm wet, cold, lonely and horny and I need her. Badly. I'm feeling bad, and sometimes I just need my granny to make me be bad too. It's so good when I'm bad with her.
Arriving at her cottage, I shed my shoes and wet jacket.
"I want to show you my cock, please, Granny."
All the while I was growing up, Granny had a nice little business being strict -- sometimes very strict -- with men she referred to as her "gentleman callers." Once I was old enough to realize why I was frequently sent outside to play no matter what the weather, I sometimes sneaked back in to watch her be the meanie with the men. She even paddled them when they had done nothing wrong that I could see. If they wanted to get naked at her house, they always had to give her a big bunch of money.
Once, when she had been given a stack of fifties, she smiled, told him to come back inside and take his clothes off again. She whipped the fat man hard and shoved something up his arse. "Keep that in until tomorrow to remember me by. If you come back tomorrow with the same again, I'll do you all over again, you nasty little boy."
Granny kept me well-dressed, warm, fed, and loved. She baked cookies. She read to me. She made me mind my manners: "Yes, ma'am, no ma'am, yes please, and no thank you." She didn't have a regular job, but she never was tight about giving me plenty of pocket money nor complained about my expensive school fees or the new roof for the cottage.
I finally figured out the cottage and her appearance were all part of the business. The ambiance was important. She was a little stout with big saggy boobs, wore cotton housedresses and fuzzy slippers when she entertained. The house was a little cluttered, with an old-fashioned dark front parlor and heavy furniture that could take the weight when men were tied down spread-eagled over the sideboard or turned arse-up over the arm of the overstuffed sofa.
Her kitchen was warm and inviting, smelling of fresh-baked bread and stew. It had lots of kitchen tools that could become instruments of punishment at a minute's notice. Those men were all longing for their mums or grannies to do the dirty to them and then punish them for it. They were willing to shell out big money for a trip back down fantasy lane, via granny's wooden spoon. She never took her clothes off.
And then came the day when she caught me watching from behind my bedroom door. She waited until her gentleman caller left and called me to the kitchen. I guess I was eighteen or better then and damned well knew the score. And it turned me on big-time.
When I came, embarrassed, into the kitchen holding my hands crossed in front to try to hide my erection, she said, "You nasty little peeping Tom. Shame on you for watching things that are none of your business."
She grabbed a whippy plastic spatula, knocked my hands away, and started whaling away at the front of my jeans. It hurt so good. She hit my cock until my pants filled with cum. I didn't understand until then why the men would spend so much money to be hurt so bad. Enlightenment flooded my head as my cock erupted. "Show me your cock, you sorry little boy."