"But I didn't. Uncle D is talking about me. I'm the one who he was scared of..."
Now Jacon interrupts, "Ty Bear. I told you. Dad was also scared of me having my dick sucked by anyone and..."
Now it is my turn, "Okay. Okay. I get it! It's just, apparently, you all have been drugging me and shit! The entire situation is just moving so damn fast! What the fuck are those gummies?"
Three heads nod, and finally, Jacob speaks. "Okay, so the dark green ones are ex, and the bright colored ones are THC."
"What the hell is that?" I ask.
Tyler says, "THC is weed--grass of your day. So don't even freak out about that. A couple of years ago, Mimi found my stash, and she told me you once loved getting high. But you 'quit' when my Dad was born, but she knew you went to the old barn to smoke."
Jacob said, "Ex is ecstasy, and it's like... I don't know; maybe acid from your days will describe it best?"
"What the fuck."? I mumble."Your stash? Mimi? She never told me. And she knew I kept hitting the bong? Damn the secrets!"
Long pause.
"Okay. So now I know." I reply. "I'm going to shower, get dressed, and find the charger."
As I showered, I reflected on everything I learned today, and I began to feel like a hypocrite. I had spent years suppressing bisexual tendencies, and, as a single or even attached adult man, I would have loved a jack buddy--a buddy to touch and be touched by. I thought I needed to tell them. No. I knew I needed to tell them! It was weighing heavily on my mind. So I rinsed off, put on my boxers, jeans, socks, and boots, and returned to the kitchen. With my jeans unbuttoned and barely zipped and no belt on, without a shirt, I felt like a confident man about to tell a tale I thought would die along with my soul. However, I now have three people I can tell it to without the feeling of being disgraced or embarrassed, without judgments and ridicule. I am ready for this!
"Great. You've finally come out. My turn." Angel said.
I laughed out loud as I heard these words. Well, I'm about to come out, but not from the bathroom, I thought. I said, "Wait. I need to talk to you guys. Will you sit back down?"
In the same chairs as before, two naked eighteen-year-olds and a grown man only wearing a robe towel with an embroidered "D' on it sat back down, and I began to talk...
"I matured at a regular age, I guess. My parents never talked to me about sex, but from my eighteenth birthday on, I jacked off every chance I got. You could say your great grandpa; my dad was a nudist. I saw him naked every day once I turned eighteen. I suppose that since I was a grown man, I obviously knew about sex, and that was that. Right up until I moved out to attend college, then summers when I came back home from college, again when I came home the few weeks before I married your Mimi, I saw him completely naked every day. Never once did my mom say, 'Rip, put some clothes on. Rip, Dean is right there. Rip, it's cold, so get dressed.' Not a word from her. Hell, I thought it was normal. On my eighteenth birthday, he told me I didn't need pajamas anymore, to sleep naked and let my body air out. My mom told me it was my choice, leading me to believe it might not be the best, even though I did start sleeping naked. But he never made a move on me--nothing like that. I never saw him hard, either. But was I jacking myself off? Sure I was. It was my thing. One day, doing my chores when I was home from college break, I thought I was home alone, and my chore was to clean the tool room for my OCD dad. It was hot, I was grown and horny, so I removed my shirt, dropped my pants, and started to jack off. Then the door opened. Before I could even move, my Uncle Jim walked in..."
"I remember him." Tyler said.
"Me too." Jacob agreed.
"Yes, we only went to his funeral a few years ago." Angel replied.
"Yeah, well, that day went to the grave with him, as far as I know. It was never mentioned to me anyway. He walked in, saw me, closed the door, and walked over. He didn't touch me at first, but I could see the bulge in his pants. He asked me if I had a good tunique, and I only shrugged my shoulders. He said, for an eighteen-year-old, I certainly had a nice cock. That's when he unzipped his pants and reached in and pulled out what had to be a ten-inch thick as a beer can cock and reached over and took some hand cleaning oil in the palm of his hand and started wanking that monster in long circular motions. Then, with his left hand, he unbuckled and dropped his jeans and boxers, exposing the most enormous set of male genitals you could ever imagine! Hell, he was bigger than my dad, and my dad was fucking huge!
"Anyways, without talking, he continued to masturbate only inches from me as I stood there and watched. He took long circular strokes, starting at the base and going to the head, then twirling back around, cupping his balls, and then moving back to the shaft, back to its base, then back to the head. It was a slow yet precise jack-off in the beginning. Once he took the head and pressed it down on my dicks head, making them look like they kissed, maybe? Then he started his process over. he pushed me down into a chair and stood over me as his jacking got more and more intense, and then, moving in quick swift circular motions, he started shooting cum that landed on my hard cock in thick white ropes, squirt after squirt. He came in fucking bucketloads!
"After a minute or two and after he caught his breath, he leaned back and reached down and pulled his pants up and told me to get a steady girlfriend, then he turned and walked out of the room. My cock was so hard with his cum on my dick that I jacked that mother fucker off without any technique! Sure, I looked for a girlfriend. I was in college and home for summer break, but I figured I could find one. But did I continue to jack off? Naturally, I did. To images of my dad's swinging dick that was huge and soft or Uncle Jim's beer can cock that I had seen hard, or of the poster of Farrah every young man had on his wall. Or Kristi McNichol. Or the blonde, I forget her name on Facts of Life or Sylvester Stalone. Hell, even Farraha's husband, Lee Majors.
"The deal is, I, too, have had suppressed bisexual tendencies. I wanted to touch, maybe even taste Uncle Jim's dick that day, but he didn't offer it up, and I didn't move at all. So Tyler, that day in the barn, I don't know. Maybe I was you, and you were my dad. Or I was my dad, and you were me. Or you were Uncle Jim or Lee Majors. Fuck if I know! I fucked Susie, this chic I had graduated with earlier and was already nineteen years old, she had huge tits and experience after a football game one Friday night on a whim, and I loved her pussy. I continued to fuck her that summer. Then I went back to college, and she dumped me. I found another chic and started fucking her, then another. I couldn't get enough pussy for the longest time! Sure, I still had jack-off fantasies, but I also turned into a pussy fucking machine as a grown eighteen-year-old; I was nineteen years old by this time. I would come back home and tell Uncle Jim about the cunts I fucked, and he would give me a bear hug and an atta boy, laughing and encouraging me on. I once fantasized about him and Dad having a 69 while I watched. Fucked up, huh?"
I had three amazed men staring at me as I told my tale. They were eager to hear more, and I felt I should go on. So I did. But before I could, Tyler said, "When Mom and Emma are not home, Dad walks around naked, too. He has a massive cock, and it's a lot like yours. But he doesn't, you know, like, try to have us touch it or anything."
"No, I didn't know that. But I'm not surprised. We have showered together here a lot once he turned eighteen and was a man. We have seen each other naked a million times. And just so you know, Michael has damn near the same fuck stick! But the truth of the matter is, the three of you plotted to get me to do something you had no idea I would agree to, and the fact is, it's something I always wanted. But I'm still in shock! Surely you know that! I mean, Angel, part of this is your fault. You are the mature adult who should have said no. You're the queer who told them to come to me and..."
"OH, IM THE QUEER! IM THE QUEER? YOU HAVE SUPPRESSED FEELINGS FOR YOUR DAD, HAD AN UNCLE JACKED OFF ON YOUR COCK THAT YOU FANTASIZED ABOUT, LOVED TO JACK OFF TO MOVIE STARS BUT IM THE QUEER? FUCK YOU! MOTHER FUCKERS LIKE YOU PISS ME OFF! JUST BECAUSE YOU CAME FROM A FAMILY WORTH MILLIONS DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANY MORE FUCKED UP THAN ANYONE ELSE, MOTHER FUCKER! WHAT A BITCH ASS THING TO SAY FROM A PRIVILEGED PUNK!"
"Calm down, Killer!" I stare at Angel, and after a long, uncomfortable silence