One I found in the archives. There will be errors and typos in the text because it's not had a read-through or edit. The scene is what it is. It's wild and impossible but meant to be fun for a read. I've disabled voting and comments because I can't be arsed with trolling opinions about how ridiculous the premise is, etc. As I mentioned, this is just for fun.
Anyway, Mikey's a perv who wants to get into the bath with his grandmother. He doesn't know she's way more nasty than he is.
Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoy the scene, errors and everything.
GA - Cambridge, UK - 3 May 2021
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I walked in and caught her in her underwear. It was a crazy, reckless, and deliberate action by me, my cock hard and pulsing after three days of struggling against the sensations.
"Occupied," my grandmother said. "I'm about to get in the bath."
Lust was boiling in the pit of my stomach, the heavy drag through my core when I let my eyes run over my grandmother's curves. The feelings were so intense, so overwhelming that I heard the words come out of me clotted and thick with desire as I said: "Could we have one together?"
I expected an explosion, a vehement, angry response because, even with those feeling swirling inside me, I knew it was an outrageous suggestion. I waited for it as time slowed, seconds stretching, the inevitability of a shocked rejection certain to come firing at me like an arrow.
"Oh, Mikey, come on," my grandmother said, eyebrows arches of incredulity. "What are you talking about? You must know you're too grown up to be taking a bath with me."
There was no outward sign of surprise from my grandmother beyond her eyebrows and the way she put her fists on her hips. The anger I was expecting didn't show. My grandmother was cool and calm, even casual as she canted her head towards one shoulder, apparently unperturbed as I gawked at her large, round breasts and the tit-flesh spilling over the cups of her bra.
As I stared, my grandmother murmured: "You don't really think I'd let you do that?"
I gulped, swallowing down on the desire surging within.
Then, as doubt trickled through and I felt the trembling in my legs and hands, I mumbled an apology.
"But, well, if you want to get in there with me...?"
My eyes had slithered to the floor between us when my grandmother said it, my focus moving back to her face as the shock of realisation hit me like a physical blow.
"You better close the door," my grandmother was saying. "And lock it, too. If anyone caught us having a bath..."
She paused and chuckled, shrugging, the action setting her boobs shivering while I boggled in surprise.
She had to repeat the order for me to shut and lock the door. I was reeling, slow to react, stunned she'd agreed. Then my grandmother layered on the shocks as, with no hint of inhibition or self-consciousness at all, she hooked her thumbs into her knickers and shoved them down her thighs.
Dark urges and desperate desire rose up again, half-choking me when I saw she was hairless down at her vulva, the contrast in skin tone apparent where her bikini had covered her body when she'd been sunbathing out near the pool. That was what had set the dark carnal urges loose inside me. I'd seen her in that skimpy two-piece and felt my dick thicken and grow.
"Your granddad likes it that way," my grandmother said when she saw where my eyes were pointing.
After she said it, with that image imprinted on my memory, my grandmother went to the toilet, settling down where, after a pause of a couple of seconds, I heard her piss a heavy stream into the bowl.
She was looking at me with a weird smirk twisting her lips, eyes heavy-lidded and with an expression of something sly in her face.
"Come here," she said on what was almost a whisper.
My legs felt like stilts as I walked the few feet to where my grandmother was pissing her water.
I gasped, appalled yet also delighted when she looked up at me and muttered: "Feel it. Put your hand down there."
Hot piss cascaded over my palm and fingers and wrist when, after a brief hesitation, I showed my hand between my grandmother's legs. As I did it, she parted her thighs, giving me a view of the liquid gushing from her body, the flow tapering off.
"I thought so," my grandmother chuckled when she tugged at my shorts so my dick sprang free. "A big fucking hard-on," she added, shocking me with the obscenity. "God, that's a lovely cock," my grandmother murmured as her fingers closed around my girth. Then she tilted her face towards me, her piss on my fingers as I stood upright, gawking at her. "Not a word," she said, stroking my length. "Not ever. Not to anyone."
A second later, after she dropped an eyelid against one cheek in a lascivious wink, I groaned because she was sucking the bulb, her hand working at my root down near my balls.
"You want to be all grown up with me," my grandmother gasped as she came up off my cock. "All right. We can do this. You have no idea about what a filthy fucking tart I am, Mikey. But you're going to find out."
Spunk splashed across her cheek after a few more seconds of sucking and stroking. She must have sensed it was on the way because she was smirking at me as the first rush burst from my cock, the jet of it splatting against her cheek with an audible squelch, the goo ricocheting off her face to where it hit her shoulder, several more vehement spurts issuing forth as I sobbed and gasped and stared at the incredible sight of my own grandmother taking that outrush without flinching at all.
"God, I need a bath now," she said through a delighted yelp as she continued to jerk my cock. "Nasty, filthy pig," she added, smiling to take any sting out of her words. "All over my bra ... Fucking hell, Mikey, you've come in my hair!"
I groaned and muttered sex-nonsense about how lovely she was as my grandmother purged me of my immediate, desperate need.
"Uh, I'm sorry," I moaned.
"Oh, sweetheart, you don't need to be sorry. I was expecting that. At your age, well, I remember your father being exactly the same."
With the disbelief on me, I gawked as my grandmother got up off the toilet.
"It'll stay hard, won't it, Mikey?"
As she said it, my grandmother was reaching back to unclasp her bra, my focus going to her big swaying tits when she set them free.
She tutted and rolled her eyes when I gasped: "My dad?"
"Not now," she said as she turned away from me. "First I want you to fuck me. Put it in. Give your dear old gran a right good fucking."
The shocks just kept on coming at me while my grandmother swivelled around, creased at the waist, large breasts in three-quarter profile while she grinned at me and splayed her buttocks.
Mindless to the revelations, the need surging inside me again because I could see the loose, glistening gape of her cunt and the dark stain of her sphincter exposed as she held her buttocks apart, I was tugging my dick, lust boiling within.