"Baby. Baby. BABY!!!"
"Oh. Hi, Daddy. What's up?"
"What are you doing?"
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm vacuuming the living room."
"I can see that. What I mean is, don't you want to put a few more clothes on?"
"Why? We're out here in the country and on a private drive, and it's a lot of work pushing around this old vacuum. I don't want to get all sweaty."
"You're not going to get very sweaty wearing that, that's for sure. "
"I'm just dressing for the job, you know?"
"Look, I know there aren't any houses down this way, but the windows are open and anyone could come strolling down and see you."
"Daddy, come on already. I'm not naked or anything!"
"No, not naked. But all you've got on is that little crop top and a miniskirt that barely covers your ass. And you're not wearing a bra, either."
"You don't think I look good?"
"No, that's not what I said. I'm saying you look TOO good, okay. You're doing housework, not putting on a show."
"I'm just trying to be comfortable, that's all."
"Well, this house is wide open, and you didn't hear me come in the front door. That's not safe at all. The way things are nowadays, that can get you hurt."
"Daddy, you worry too much."
"Baby, you don't worry enough. Let me tell you a story about someone who was doing what you were doing and got very unlucky because she wasn't paying attention to what was going on around her. This is important, so listen up."
"I'm all ears."
"This housewife was divorced and living alone. She was about ten years older than you, but she still looked a lot like you. You know, about 5'1" with red hair with the blond streaks and a really nice figure."
"That means she had big tits, then. 36DD's right?"
"Yeah, I said she looked a lot like you. She lived in a house that was kind of secluded like we do. She was wearing what you're wearing right now. She had on a little crop top that didn't even cover her tits all the way, and she wasn't wearing a bra, and she had on a little plaid micro miniskirt. So the Housewife was busy cleaning the living room, vacuuming away and wearing headphones listening to music, not a care in the world.
"What she didn't know was that there was a cat burglar working the area. He had been looking around for likely places to hit, and had cased her house during the week. He found some nearby woods to stash his truck, and headed up to the house to make sure it was empty so he could get to work.
"He did a sneak and took a look into one of the windows carefully because he saw a car parked in the driveway. There she was, running her vacuum, bopping away listening to her music, oblivious to everything else.
"Now, this guy wasn't some easily distracted kid. He was my age, which meant he had a little self-discipline, looking to make his score and get out quick. But the sight of this hottie, her huge braless tits bouncing around and her perfect ass swaying as she did her cleaning -- well, he decided there was more than one way to make a score.
"So this guy oh so quietly went through the front door, closing and locking it behind him, and creeped into the foyer. "
"She didn't see him or anything?"
"Nope. She was absorbed in her vacuuming. He continued to pull his sneak, and cat-footed right behind her, and then did a grab just like this."
"OOOF. Daddy, I can't move my arms."
"That's right, baby. The Cat Burglar grabbed her around the waist, pinning her arms just like this, and lifted her off the ground. You're so little that it's not all that hard to do. And it was just as easy for him.
"He leaned back a little bit. Like this. And basically carried the Housewife. Out of the living room. Down the hallway. And into her bedroom. Yeah. And he kicked the door shut with his heel before he let go of her."
"Unnnhhh. Didn't she fight him, Daddy?"
"A little, baby. But she was so surprised that she was already halfway down the hall before she realized what was going on. And like you saw yourself, he had her in a way that she couldn't do much.
"When he got her back into that bedroom with the door closed, she realized that she was in a bad spot. Yelling wasn't going to do much good because the chances of anyone being within earshot weren't very good. She didn't have her phone with her. And on top of all that, he was a pretty big guy."
"What did he look like, Daddy?"
"Well, he was pretty much my size, looked like he lifted weights and fairly strong, obviously."
"One of those older guys who can dominate women, huh? Like you?"
"I suppose. But he obviously wasn't as nice as me. The Cat Burglar definitely intimidated her. All the Housewife could think to do was stand there and not make a fuss so he wouldn't do anything bad to her."
"Daddy, you said she was about 30, right? Don't women reach their sexual peak at about that age?"
"Baby, what's that got to do with anything?"
"You're missing the point. If she was like me already, that would make her even hornier that I am. If she was a divorcee, that mean she hadn't gotten any in a long time. And if he looked like you, and she was like me, she was probably getting turned on a little bit at that point, even if she didn't want to admit it. And I'm sure he was getting turned on like you are right now. Look at that tent! Mmmm, nice!"
"Baby, let go for a second. That's really distracting. Anyway, he grabbed her and reached up under her shirt and started feeling her big tits and said, 'You have nice big titties, little girl.'"