"Baby. Baby. BABY!!!"
"Oh. Hi, Daddy. What's up?"
"What are you doing?"
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm vacuuming the living room."
"I can see that. What I mean is, don't you want to put a few more clothes on?"
"Why? We're out here in the country and on a private drive, and it's a lot of work pushing around this old vacuum. I don't want to get all sweaty."
"You're not going to get very sweaty wearing that, that's for sure. "
"I'm just dressing for the job, you know?"
"Look, I know there aren't any houses down this way, but the windows are open and anyone could come strolling down and see you."
"Daddy, come on already. I'm not naked or anything!"
"No, not naked. But all you've got on is that little crop top and a miniskirt that barely covers your ass. And you're not wearing a bra, either."
"You don't think I look good?"
"No, that's not what I said. I'm saying you look TOO good, okay. You're doing housework, not putting on a show."
"I'm just trying to be comfortable, that's all."
"Well, this house is wide open, and you didn't hear me come in the front door. That's not safe at all. The way things are nowadays, that can get you hurt."
"Daddy, you worry too much."
"Baby, you don't worry enough. Let me tell you a story about someone who was doing what you were doing and got very unlucky because she wasn't paying attention to what was going on around her. This is important, so listen up."
"I'm all ears."
"This housewife was divorced and living alone. She was about ten years older than you, but she still looked a lot like you. You know, about 5'1" with red hair with the blond streaks and a really nice figure."
"That means she had big tits, then. 36DD's right?"
"Yeah, I said she looked a lot like you. She lived in a house that was kind of secluded like we do. She was wearing what you're wearing right now. She had on a little crop top that didn't even cover her tits all the way, and she wasn't wearing a bra, and she had on a little plaid micro miniskirt. So the Housewife was busy cleaning the living room, vacuuming away and wearing headphones listening to music, not a care in the world.
"What she didn't know was that there was a cat burglar working the area. He had been looking around for likely places to hit, and had cased her house during the week. He found some nearby woods to stash his truck, and headed up to the house to make sure it was empty so he could get to work.
"He did a sneak and took a look into one of the windows carefully because he saw a car parked in the driveway. There she was, running her vacuum, bopping away listening to her music, oblivious to everything else.
"Now, this guy wasn't some easily distracted kid. He was my age, which meant he had a little self-discipline, looking to make his score and get out quick. But the sight of this hottie, her huge braless tits bouncing around and her perfect ass swaying as she did her cleaning -- well, he decided there was more than one way to make a score.
"So this guy oh so quietly went through the front door, closing and locking it behind him, and creeped into the foyer. "
"She didn't see him or anything?"
"Nope. She was absorbed in her vacuuming. He continued to pull his sneak, and cat-footed right behind her, and then did a grab just like this."