Summary:
A mom accidentally sucks and fucks her well-endowed son.
Note 1:
This is an
April Fool's 2015 Day
Contest Story. The theme for this
NEW
contest is: humorous, surprise meetings, trick endings or themes of deception, chance or misunderstanding (happy or otherwise). This story will fit at least one of those...enjoy.
Note 2:
Thanks to Robert, Wayne and goamz86 for editing.
GLORYHOLE MOMMY
"Bull shit," I called Ralph out, who was usually full of shit. If ten percent of what came out of his mouth was the truth that was a very good day.
"Seriously," he said, more animated than usual.
"You're telling me that you got a blow job at lunch time at the adult store?" I asked, still not remotely believing it.
"And she swallowed every drop," he continued.
"How do you know it was a girl?" Joey asked.
I laughed, "Yeah Ralph, you probably just became a homo."
"No, no, it was definitely a girl," Ralph countered, although the look on his face made it clear he wasn't so sure.
Joey laughed out loud, "Ralph got blown by a dude."
Ralph protested, trying to remain cool, even though it was obvious he had no idea, "No way, man, those lips were all woman."
"This based on your years of experience getting head," I quipped sarcastically.
"As if you should talk," Ralph countered back, which was a good point. I was a virgin. We were all virgins, although according to Ralph's many stories he got more pussy than Cody Watkins, our star quarterback and resident douche bag.
I shrugged, "I'm not the one making up the story."
"Let's go back tomorrow," Ralph said, "Old man Garrard said she is there every lunch hour."
Joey roared, "Could you imagine old man Garrard getting head."
"Fuck," I said shaking my head, "That is disgusting." Old man Garrard was in his eighties, and owned the adult shop just a couple of blocks from the school. He also wasn't remotely a stickler to the whole age issue. So nerds like us had been there on many occasions to buy adult magazines and, on occasion, go into those booths and watch porn flicks.
Being 1985, this was the only way to watch porn, unless you counted the scrambled channel shit...which, of course, we had watched many times on weekends straining our eyes trying to see a tit or nipple. (We were all too scared to rent porn on vhs...although we kept talking about it).
Joey agreed, "I'm in. Making Ralph eat crow is always fun to watch."
"I have my biology make-up test tomorrow at lunch," I said, which gave me a good excuse to not have to go. I had missed last week's test because I was at a chess tournament. Yep, I was a nerd.
Joey joked, "I'll do the intel for you."
"Yes, please find out his name," I joked back.
"Fuck both of you," Ralph snapped.
"Shit, he turned gay already," Joey said, "wanting to fuck us."
"Ralph, no is no," I joked, quoting some terrible film strip we had watched last week about keeping your virginity until marriage.
"God, you guys are assholes," Ralph said, shaking his head.
.....
The next day, I took my test while Ralph and Joey went to the adult shop. I was a few minutes late for class as it took me forever to finish the test, so I couldn't ask either of them about their trip although the smug look on Ralph's face when I entered English class told me everything.
I handed Mrs. Appleton the late slip, apologized and walked to my desk, where Joey just gave a knowing nod.
I couldn't believe it. Ralph wasn't lying. Even more significantly, they both likely got blow jobs, meaning I was the last one standing in terms of sexual experience. We were all virgins, but now I was the only one who hadn't had a blow job.
I was instantly jealous and instantly annoyed that I hadn't gone along.
I barely listened to the half hour discussion on Death of a Salesman and the many symbols that were rampant through the story as I pondered tomorrow and the possibility of getting my first ever blow job.
Instead, I replayed in my head a movie I had just seen in theatres...The Sure Thing. Every guy wants a sure thing, and I wondered if this was mine. The reality was that because I was incredibly smart, had some acne, and wore clothes that were out of style, I didn't fit in and sure didn't get the attention of the ladies. So, the closest I came to any sort of sex was with my left hand usually 3 or 4 times a day.
When class was done, Ralph walked over and smirked, "You missed out on heaven, Melvin." Also, my parents named me Melvin which wasn't even remotely a cool name.
"So it's a chick?" I asked, turning to Joey.
"Undeniably," Joey nodded.
"Did you?" I asked, even though the question was stupid.
"Oh yeah," he nodded, with a confidence I had never seen in him before.
"She swallowed every drop," Ralph added.
"I can't believe it," I said, shaking my head. This only happened in the porn movies, not in our small town of 14,000.
"Believe it," Joey nodded, "she is the real deal."
"Want to come tomorrow?" Ralph asked.
"I don't know," I said. Of course, I wanted to. Yet, the idea of my first time being some anonymous stranger wasn't really a great story to eventually tell the kids.
"Well, we're going," Ralph said, "I can't imagine fucking someone feeling any better than getting a blow job."
Joey, who never agreed with Ralph, nodded, "Melvin, you have got to try it. I can't even begin to explain how amazing it felt."
"Fine, I'll go," I nodded, feeling better about making the decision if I was being peer pressured for some reason...although truthfully I was generally the leader of this small group.
"You won't regret it," Ralph promised.
I jerked off that night, thinking of finally getting a blow job. Not surprisingly, I shot my load pretty quick.
.....
Next day at lunch, we walked to the adult store, Ralph talking like he was an expert after two blow jobs.
"She doesn't say anything," he explained, "just slide it in the hole. She will suck you, and swallow it all."
"She doesn't say a word?" I asked, instantly wondering how they knew she was a girl then.
"No," Ralph said, "when we asked her to prove she was a female she put her breast and nipple through the hole."
"No way!" I exclaimed, having never seen a girl's nipple or breast in real life.
"Oh yeah, I offered to suck on her nipple, but she moved it away, unfortunately," Ralph explained.
Joey added, "It looked like she has some huge tits."
"Crazy," I said, still unable to fathom all they were saying. It just seemed too good to be true.
"Wait until she is bobbing on your dick," Ralph promised, "that is crazy."
Joey said. "You can go first, Melvin."
"Thanks," I said, my head no longer really in the conversation as I could see the adult store in view.
Reaching the store a couple of minutes later, we walked in and Ralph asked, "Is she here?"
Old man Garrard nodded in the affirmative and then saw me. His eyes went wide, a strange look of shock on his face. Yet, I was so nervous that I didn't really think much about it as Ralph guided me down the hallway.
Ralph said, "She is always in room four."
I walked to the door, took a deep breath and went into the room. I put a quarter in the slot and a porno began.
I was suddenly full of indecision. Again, I was dying to get a blow job, but it felt so strange to get it from a complete stranger.
Yet, when I saw a feminine finger wiggle in the hole I decided what the hell, this was too good to refuse. I unbuckled my pants, tugged down my boxers and moved to the hole. After a deep breath, I pushed my cock through the hole.
"Wow!" A voice whispered on the other side, which made a chill go up my spine. There really was a woman on the other side of this wall.
I then groaned, as a mouth wrapped around my cock. You can imagine it, you can dream about it, but you can't remotely fathom just how good a mouth feels around your cock until it happens.
That moment changed everything.
My hand would never again be good enough.
The woman bobbed back and forth on my cock slowly and I closed my eyes and imagined it was Becka, the hot cheerleader who didn't know I existed.
Unfortunately, the intense feeling of pleasure was too much and in less than a minute I groaned, warning the stranger, talking in a deep voice to hide my identity, "I'm about to come."
This led to her bobbing faster and, seconds later, my coming in her mouth. The intensity of the orgasm, the brief feeling of euphoria, was like nothing I had ever experienced.
She swallowed every last drop, and I was in love with a mouth.
When she took her mouth off my cock, I reluctantly pulled it out of the glory hole (which in retrospect is a perfect name...I was in my glory). I was pulling my pants up when I saw a piece of paper being held by her fingers in the hole.
I grabbed it and read it:
8:30, same place, same time.
This time to fuck me!!!
Yes or no?
I read it a dozen times, in awe of what it said. I didn't have a pen to circle yes or no, so I said, with the same deep voice, "I'll be here."
"Great," was all she said, in a French accent, which made everything even hotter.
I put the note in my pocket, deciding immediately this wasn't information my friends needed to know.
I walked out curious if she would be walking out too. Yet, all I saw were my boys and remembered they, too, were waiting for a blow job.
"So?" Joey asked.
"Wow!" Was all I could muster based on both the blow job and the secret invite I had been offered.
"My turn," Joey declared, walking in.
Oddly, I felt a twinge of jealousy hit me, as if she was my girl. Strange, but true.
Ralph said, "Told you so."
"Yep," I nodded, the whole experience rather surreal.
"Doesn't she have a great mouth?" Ralph asked.