"Are you okay, Judy?"
"I'm fine, just fed up with rocking myself to sleep every night on a latex cock, but aside from that, things couldn't be better."
He looked shocked but knew I was always forthright and far too vulgar in my choice of words, especially while hanging out with my cousin Simon, who was also my best friend.
He spends time at our family home in Cyprus and had been due to leave before I arrived. Knowing my recent marriage breakup was hard, he hung on while I visited.
"You could easily get laid here. There are loads of nice Turkish guys."
"I can't believe I'm telling you this, Simon, but I need something completely anonymous and very dirty to spark my desire again."
I watched the cogs whirr in his head while he processed what I'd said and decided how to respond.
"What about a glory-hole?"
I spat a mouthful of Sauvignon Blanc, quickly grabbing nearby tissues to wipe my mouth, while Simon brought a mop to clean the marble floor.
"That only works on Pornhub, sweetie."
"They have a glory-hole suite at a nearby five-star hotel. You rent room 612 and a series of cocks appear through holes in the adjacent rooms."
"Both rooms?"
"Two cocks, Judy, but obviously, you can only play with one at a time."
"Oh."
We continued drinking until the early hours, laughing and sharing witty anecdotes. Simon consoled me about my fucked up marriage that he'd felt sure would become a train wreck the moment I introduced my asshole husband to him.
I slept more soundly than I had in months, rose late, then enjoyed poached eggs courtesy of my cousin.
"Do you remember telling me about a glory-hole last night?"
The colour drained from his face while he thought for a moment, then retrieved the memory that had drifted to some place vague in his wine addled library of thoughts from the previous night.
He grinned cheekily, his colour returned, and I knew he'd remembered.
"It's at the Landmark Hotel in the City centre. You pay for the room by the hour, and stay as long as you like. They created it for women seeking no strings attached fun while their husbands gamble like crazy."
Later in the morning, Simon dropped me off in Kyrenia, where he had meetings. I enjoyed a cappuccino in the small, busy harbour, then visited a few shops nearby.
I strolled through the old town streets aimlessly, buying and window shopping, but was unsurprised when my unconscious mind steered me to the Landmark Hotel.
I stared up at its gleaming white marble facade.
Fuck it. Nobody will know.
"Room 612 please."
The girl at reception shot me an approving look while swiping my credit card, smiling, but not to the extent that she embarrassed me.
"An excellent choice Madam, please use the buzzer for room service. There is one on each wall."
I rode the elevator in a state of heightened excitement. My French knickers had passed the point where they could discreetly absorb my arousal, and a thin rivulet of shame dripped delightfully down my right thigh.
My hand shook uncontrollably when I used the electronic room door passkey and once inside, I collapsed onto a king sized bed, terrified by what I was doing.
Being theoretically slutty in the comfort of my family home with my cousin was very different to considering sucking a stranger's cock.
I writhed around on the bed in a quandary, conflicted between good morals and my taboo desires. When I saw the hole in the wall with a comfortable leather chair sat in front of it, an intense heat flushed through my body.
I turned and saw the other wall was almost the same, but with an additional, much larger panel.
When I explored and opened the panel, I discovered a slide out section extending from the other room, if needed.
The bed I created from the slide out was long and wide enough for me to lie on in my side of the room, placing my ass and legs on the other side.
Anonymity was secured by a heavy velvet curtain that would drape over my body while my cunt was accessed and serviced by whomever on the other side.
I peeped through the open panel and saw nobody, so I locked it, then opened the cock slot, feeling around its comfortable velvet lining.
When I pressed the button, there was no immediate reaction, so I waited patiently with the cock slot open.
After a few minutes I got up and used the complimentary fridge bar, pouring a sparkling water, collecting a few napkins, then placing them on an occasional table next to the comfortable glory-hole chair.
The dressing gowns and slippers provided by the hotel were comfortable, and I admired myself in the full-length mirror.
A knock at the door surprised me, but I answered it, and a housemaid entered.
"May I take your clothes to laundry while madam is entertained, please?"