What do you do when you only have lemons? That's an easy question to answer. You make lemonade!
And that's what I did. But of course, we're not really talking about lemons, or any other type of fruit. It's about making the most of the talents that I have. And, unfortunately, I don't have many.
My name's Chris, and I'm twenty two years old. I like to think that I'm handsome, but nobody else has ever called me that, so I guess I'm not. However, I'm certainly not ugly. Regarding intelligence. Let's say average, and leave it at that. So what do I have going for me, what are my lemons? My family would say straight away, that it's my personality. I get on very well with people. The proof being, that I have lots of friends. However, my girlfriends would probably disagree, and put something else at the top of their list. The size of my cock. It's a real, 'Big swinging dick'.
What do you do when all you have going for you is a charming personality, and a very big cock? That's an easy question to answer. You work for Mrs. Templeton!
I met her a month ago, in a local bar. Despite her being at least twenty years older than me, I was instantly attracted to her. It wasn't just her beautiful face, or curvy body, that interested me. It was also her stylish clothes, and elegant demeanour. She was a classy lady. Two hours later, we were in bed together, and we weren't sleeping!
The sex was very good, and I wanted to see her again. But while giving me a nice smile, she said no. That surprised me. I'd made her come twice, and the second time, she'd actually screamed. So why was it a no? I was confused.
"Chris, I need to tell you something."
It didn't take her long, and when she'd finished, she asked me a question.
"So do you want to work for me?"
Without any hesitation, but with a big smile, I said yes.
"Good, but now that I'm your boss, you don't call me Anne. I'm Mrs. Templeton."
She had just given me my perfect job, so as far as I was concerned, I was happy to call her whatever she wanted.
It was late when I got home, but I called Andy. I wanted to tell him my good news. He must have still been up, because he answered on the second ring. I quickly told him.
"Is this a joke? If it is, it isn't very funny."
"No, all of it's true. Scout's honour."
"But you've never been in the Scouts."
I gave a deep sigh. This was hard work.
"Remember when we were five, and we made that pact. To be best friends forever."
"Are you sure it was with me?"
I just ignored him. It was, and he knew it.
"And we said we'd never lie to each other."
"OK, I believe you. But tell me it again."
I did, but this time, giving him more detail.
"So you didn't know when you were fucking her, that it was an audition? And she now wants to pay you to have sex with members of her club? It seems too good to be true."
"Correct, but she refers to it as, 'Providing the client with the service that they require'."
"And to do that, you put your cock through a hole in a wall."
"Mrs. Templeton calls it, 'A barrier that maintains anonymity'."
"You know what your job really is?"
I didn't, but I knew that he was going to tell me.
"You are fucking in a Glory Hole!"
He then laughed, and I had to join in. He had summed it up perfectly. Mrs. Templeton had shown me pictures of her establishment, and it was indeed classy. No expense had been spared on the fixtures and fittings. It catered for a very exclusive clientele, who paid a lot of money for their membership. However, when you stripped it down to its bare bones, it was exactly as Andy had said. I was going to be working in a Glory Hole.
A week before I was due to start, I went to the club. I had an appointment with Helen, the Manager.
She greeted me with, "We have a lot to do, so let's get on with it. Take your clothes off."
She was a formidable woman, both in looks and manner, so I did as I was told.
"Now stand in front of the screen. I'm going to take some pictures for our website. Don't worry, your face will be obscured."
When that was done, she took a good look at my cock.
"Ten inches?"
I nodded. That got a flicker of a smile from her, because she'd guessed correctly.
"It's too big for me, but we have some clients that prefer our men to have a large penis. And yours is definitely that." Then, after some thought, she added, "I'll put it down as eleven."
She must have seen the concern on my face, because she spoke again.
"Don't worry, they are not going to measure it."
When, after two hours, I left, I'd been given a tour of the club, and all the paperwork had been completed. I now had a pension, and medical insurance. I had a legitimate job, but one that I couldn't talk about in polite company!
On my first day, I was introduced to Simon.
"Hi Chris, I'm your mentor. That's a fancy way of saying that if you screw up, I get the blame."
Then he laughed, and I was happy to join in. Half an hour later, he was more than a mentor, he was a friend. And he had given me some good advice.
"It's all about their needs, and not yours, because it's them that are paying."
"Sometimes, the client will be difficult. Just take it on the chin. As far as Mrs. Templeton is concerned, the client is always right."
"Pace yourself. You can have up to three clients in an evening. Coming each time, is ambitious."
When it was time for my first client, he vigorously shook my hand, and then, as I was leaving, he shouted out, "Good luck."
As I walked towards the room, I remembered some more of his wise words. And I wished I hadn't.
"It happens to the best of us. Sometimes, no matter what you do, you'll find that you can't get it up. That's a problem, but you'll be OK, if you can manage to get them off by just using your fingers or tongue."
I was now worried. Was I going to get stage fright? This could be a disaster. My first time working for Mrs. Templeton, might be my last.
I was now in the room, waiting for the client. There was a discreet camera on the other side of the wall, and I was viewing the image on a small monitor. When the door opened, my anxiety increased, but when I saw her, I started to relax. She was an attractive woman, easy on the eye. Definitely fuckable. And surprisingly, not much older than me. Simon had told me that most of the women were at least mid-thirties, and that a client in their twenties was unusual.
"It's my birthday, so I'm here to celebrate it in the best way that I can, with a big cock deep up my little pussy."
Then she started to undress. So no introduction, and no small talk. She just wanted to get on with it.
It was over in only a few minutes. After undressing, she'd bent over, with her pussy against the hole. I had to push hard to enter her, but she managed to take most of my cock. Then she'd urged me to fuck her hard.
I was now back in the common room, telling Simon about it.
"It sounds like Melissa. Was she a redhead?"
I nodded.
"It must be her. She's not very talkative. It was only on my third time with her, that she told me her name. But don't worry, not all of them are like her."
He was trying to reassure me, but I was worried. I didn't expect to have a meaningful relationship with the women that I serviced, but I was hoping for at least some foreplay, before we fucked.
When I was called for my second client, Simon gave me the thumbs up, but all he got back from me, was a forced smile. If this wasn't any better than Melissa, then I would seriously think about quitting.
When I saw her, my heart sank. She was at least fifty, possibly older. My first client had been wearing stylish clothes, that showed off her body. This one was the complete opposite. Her clothes were baggy, and she'd made no attempt to coordinate them. Even to my untrained eye, it was obvious that her top and skirt didn't match. Had somebody else dressed her, possibly a child?
"I'm Alice, and I believe that you are Chris?"
She might not be my ideal client, but I should still do my best to give her a good time.
"Yes, and it's nice to meet you Alice. What can I do for you?"
"Lots of things," and then, after chuckling, she said, "And hopefully, all of them very rude."
I had to laugh. I was warming to her. This lady had a personality, and she was indeed a lady. Her posh voice had confirmed that.
"I'll do my best."
"Good, and I'll do my best to enjoy it. I'm told that you have a very big penis. My late Husband had nine inches. I hope you can match him."
Match him? I can beat him. Then before I could respond, she spoke again.
"I know that on the website you are eleven inches, but they always exaggerate."
"They do. But, hand on heart, I can confirm that it's really ten inches."
That made her squeal with delight. Then she started to undress.
"My Husband wasn't a nice person, and I don't miss him. But I do miss his big cock."
When she was naked, I took a good look at her body. Her breasts were a decent size, but they were sagging. However, I did like her prominent nipples. And, apart from one or two extra pounds around her waist, she was quite slim.
"So what do you think?"
That surprised me. The clients weren't supposed to know that they could be seen.