"Rick, what do you think?"
"You're asking the wrong person for advice on relationships."
I was surprised. In my experience bartenders and taxi drivers are always keen to have their say, even when they are not qualified to do so.
"Come on. All those years of listening to people telling you their sob stories."
"Listening yes, but giving advice, no," then he gave me a wry smile, before adding, "I've been married five times."
He was now looking at me, waiting for a response. I was initially shocked, then I burst out laughing. Rick shook his head a few times, but he was smiling, then he left me to serve another customer.
I had been telling him about my girlfriend Charlotte. When we first met I wanted to see her every day, but six months later I was losing interest. The sex was still good, but no better than what I was getting at The Tavern. And we were fighting more often, even over trivial things. It was time for a change. I was twenty three, too young to settle down with one woman. I was going to leave her. My mind was made up, but I wanted Rick's opinion, so I had asked him.
As soon as he was free again, he was back.
Leaning close to me, he said, "Dump the bitch."
His face was serious, and he had said it firmly, then he spoilt it by laughing. It was my turn to shake my head.
I waited until he had finished, then I said, "What do you really think?"
"OK, but remember, this is from a man who has been married a few times," then he gave me a brief smile before continuing with, "Charlotte seem really nice, and I like you Simon. But if it is not working, then there is no point in continuing."
While I contemplated what he had just said, Rick got me another beer.
As he handed it to me, he said, "It's on the house," then he looked around, as if he was checking to see if anybody could overhear him, before adding, in a whisper, "But don't tell the owner."
I laughed at Rick's joke, he was the owner. Ten minutes later I was in the back room, seeing which girls were free. I had the choice of two, Anne or Mary, and I picked Mary. I really wanted to see Anne, so that I could ask her out. However, it didn't feel right doing that while I was still with Charlotte.
As I opened the door, I made myself a promise that the next time I was back at The Tavern, I would be single again.
"Hi Mary, it's Simon."
"Simon with the big..."
I cut her off with a quick, "Yes," that made her giggle.
"It's been ages, I thought I was never going to see you again. Don't you love me anymore?"
As she giggled again, I said, "Of course I love you," then I muttered under my breath, "But not as much as Jim does."
A few seconds later the panels were opened, and Mary's tits were in the holes. This was the first time I had seen them, because my only previous visit to her was before the top holes had been added.
"I bet they are not the biggest tits you have ever seen," then she laughed.
No, but they were definitely the smallest, little more than two small bumps. However, her nipples were big, completely out of proportion to her small tits.
"I like your nipples."
"And I like them being sucked."
I am always eager to please a woman, so as a hand when to one nipple, my mouth went to the other. As I sucked long and hard she moaned. I was excited as well, my cock was trying its best to split my trousers. It would be better if it was out. As I continued servicing her nice nipples, I unzipped myself.
Mary must have heard what I was doing, because she said, "Is the beast out of its cage?"
I gave her a quick, "Yes," then I got back to work, this time sucking on the other nipple. That made her gasp.
"Put it through the hole."
I wasn't ready for that yet, I wanted more time on her tits.
"Please."
I raised my head, and sighed, I was going to give in.
"I want your cock, but you can still play with my tits."
That surprised me, normally the women close the panels before I fuck them. Would it even be possible to enter her and have her tits at the same time? I was about to find out.
When I put my cock through the hole, she said, "Fuck, you are a big boy."
It made me smile. It was what she had said last time, but it was still nice to hear it again. Then I waited for her to push herself against me.
"It's not going to work. I need to step down so that you can fuck me, but if I do you can't have my tits."
She sounded disappointed.
However, before I could reply, she said, "I know what we can do though," then she giggled.
I then felt her hand grasp my cock, and move it. When her hand stopped, the head of my cock was touching something that was sticky.
"This is what we are going to do."
I didn't reply. I could tell from the tone of her voice that she wanted to be in charge, and I was going to let her.
"You suck my tits, and I rub your cock against my clit. With a bit of luck we can both come together. Is that a good idea?"
I wasn't sure that it was, but why be negative?
Enthusiastically, I said, "Yes, it sounds like a plan."
I then got back to work on her tits, and she started moving my cock along her slit, then up to her clit.
It took a while to get into a rhythm, but after that it felt surprisingly good. I was enjoying sucking each nipple in turn, and the feel of my cock against her cunt, even though I wasn't getting inside her.
A few minutes later she started moving my cock faster, and as she did her moaning increased.
"Suck me harder," then she gasped, before adding, "I am nearly there."
I did, almost pulling her nipple off.