Hello everyone
This is a long time cumming it seems. I was going to give up on this one but I pushed through and am very glad that I did because I think this story is a big improvement to what I've submitted in the past. I hope you all enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. As always I appreciate all comments-positive and negative. So if you have something you want to say please do.
Before we get started, a little disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. All characters and subject matter is just the perverse inner workings of my twisted imagination and is nothing more than mere fantasy. Any coincidence between people and subjects alive or dead is just that; a coincidence.
And with that, get your motors humming and happy stroking and/or poking. I hope you enjoy.
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"There's no way, we would have heard about it by now." Jerry said, looking at Chucky, tightly wincing his eyes and doing very little to hide his skepticism.
"No dude, seriously, if I'm lying, I'm dying." Chucky pledged, putting one hand over his heart and the other in the air with his math book clutched in his fingers as they continued the walk home from school.
These two young men have been the best of friends since kindergarten and were known through their small, country town as a couple of pranksters. They proudly earned the nickname "The brat brothers," after they set up big Joe Cecil at the annual Country Fair.
Big Joe was Harper counties raining eating champ. He held a record in every kind of eating contest you could possibly think of. Pies, buffalo wings, hot dogs, watermelon, Bar B Q ribs, burgers, fried catfish. Harper county put on a contest for Just about everything that you could make an eating contest out of, and Joe had a local record in it. If there was a trophy to be won for eating in the last five years, then Big Bad Joseph had it sitting somewhere in his house and that was saying a lot.
Well during one hot day a couple of years back the boys got up the courage to cut halfway through Big Joe's chair legs with a saw that Chucky had snuck in by strapping it to his leg under his bibs. So when Big Joe sat down, the chair broke and Big Joe fell on his big ass, causing a riot of hysterical laughter.
If that wasn't bad enough, the boys did the same thing to the posts underneath the stage. So when big Joe's big ass came smashing into it, the platform skewed, leaning further and further to the side. The crowd gasped as the wood creaked and moaned under big Joe's rotund rear, slowly falling apart till it came crumbling down in a cloud of dust and splinters. No one ever found out for certain that it was the boys and they sure weren't going to tell any one. But there were whispers that the two were seen just moments before the contest started, crawling out from underneath that stage and running off in a rush of elbows and snickers.
"There's no way. I don't believe it," Jerry said, flat out shaking his head. He couldn't wrap his thoughts around the fact that there could be such a thing without a line of guys waiting impatiently, and circling the building.
"dude, my dad told me so. We were joking around, and pops had a few beers in him. Well, you know how he gets. Anyway, one of his buddies were at our house visiting and dad was rambling on, that's when I heard him mention this place." Chucky argued, trying to convince Jerry of what he was barely convinced of himself.
"So your drunk ass dad was mouthing to someone else's drunk ass dad about a glory hole right here in town, or so you say. I just don't think so Chucky, if there was something like that around here, then there would be a line stretched around the block and I would be standing at the front of it with a platinum membership card." Jerry just could not believe what his best friend was attempting to convince him of, no matter how much he wanted too.
"No, I went to him later on in the day and I was like, 'Hey dad, is what you told your friend true, you know, what you said about that glory hole thing.' "
"Really?" Jerry said with a high cynical voice as his eye's grew animatedly large, feigning disbelief. "Did he say anything else?"
Chucky smiled ear to ear, he'd known Jerry for a long time, so it was obvious to him that his best friend was beginning to wear down, even if he was trying to act uninterested. "You bet, I asked him if he ever went and tried it out himself and then he said, 'why would I go through the trouble when I have the same thing here at home.' "
Jerry's mind was racing now. On one hand; Chucky could totally be telling the truth. If he is, and that's A Godzilla-sized if. Then this could change everything for the two of them. But on the other hand, Chucky could just be setting Jerry up. A prank if you will; which they were both infamous for. The last thing Jerry wanted was a picture of him with his dick shoved through a hole in some random public bathroom stall posted on "Facebook".
"Well if you're so sure then where is it?" He finally conceded after bouncing the idea around in his noggin for a minute and mulling over everything that Chucky said.
"From what I heard my dad tell his buddy, it's inside the rest area just outside of town," Chucky stated triumphantly, finding it difficult to hide his wide, shit eating grin.
"Wha, Wait a minute," Jerry gasped, wheezing and bending over to catch his breath. He looked around for a moment and spotted a log a few yards away. He staggered over and flopped down to take a break. It was a hot, humid day and even though the boys were surrounded by vegetation and tree shade it did little to help the sweltering temperature. The front and back of their t-shirts were soaked through with perspiration and their faces were covered in glistening beads of moisture.
"Fuck it. Why not? let's go check it out then." Jerry said, throwing his hands up, deciding to play this out and see where it might lead them. Which is usually how Jerry wound up grounded and forbidden to contact Chucky for a month.
"Sweet, but there's a wee little problem. We'll have to skip school." Chucky knew this was what would get Jerry. The last time the two of them got caught skipping out on school Jerry's mom was really pissed. Chucky's parents kind of looked at it like they were just kids being kids. But Jerry's mom really bit into his ass. She swore that if he skipped one more day than she would skip his ass off to his dad and new stepmother. "The Wickedest Witch in all of Oz," as Jerry liked to affectionately refer to her.
Jerry sat there on the log shaking his head and stared at a beetle crawling across a fallen twig. He was quiet for a minute, going over the situation in his mind and chewing a hole through the inside of his lip. Suddenly he stood, looking Chucky right in the eye. "OK, I'll trust you. but you know what happens if this is bullshit, and I know you don't want your best friend to be shipped away to the horrible trailer of OZ with the flying step monkeys."
Chucky smiled, slapping Jerry across the shoulder. "Hell no dude you're my bro. besides, who else do I have to pick on around here," He didn't even attempt to hide his wide, triumphant grin as he tasseled Jerry's damp hair and pinched his nipple through the sweat drenched fabric of his t-shirt.
Jerry looked at Chucky with ice in his eyes. "I'm really serious bro. My mother doesn't make idol threats, you know that."
Chucky nodded, "so am I dude, so am I. But this is just too sweet to pass up. Besides, since when are you afraid of a little trouble?" He laughed, making a sad attempt at being humerus.
Jerry chuckled a little and smiled, figuring if you can't beat them then join them."OK then, so when do we do this?"
"Well," Chucky said, dragging the word out with his southern accent, taking off his hat and slicking back his drenched brown hair. "dad said Rosie is in business during school hours and on Sundays during church. Kind of makes sense when you think about it."