"DAMN IT!" dad shouted as the Red Socks evened up the score 5-5 against the Cubs, hitting the over on the 9.5 over/under for the game.
"YES! You owe me $6,000, old man." I shouted at my dad while mom sat beside him, reading her book.
"Okay, how about double or nothing. I'll take the Cubs winning this game."
"No way, you don't have $12,000 to pay me."
"Yes, I do."
"I'm not taking your mortgage money; you're just going to ask for it right back," I said, then glanced at Mom.
Dad tracked my eyes to his wife. Knowing exactly what I was thinking he said "Fine, you can fuck your mother again."
Mom didn't even look up from her book. She was used to her pussy being used as collateral for dad's gambling addiction. Dad made a lot of money as a lawyer, but mom's pussy was the reason they weren't bankrupt.
Looking at Mom, I said, "Instead of paying another $6,000, I want to do it without a condom." My words had their desired effect. Mom's hand stopped mid-page turn, and her breath caught for just a moment before resuming normal activity.
Mom never took birth control, and I knew this was a risky time in her cycle. It wasn't the first time I gambled to take my mom bareback during peak fertility. I knew at least one of my little siblings running around was actually my son, and my youngest sister was most likely my daughter.
Dad contemplated the offer before counters: "Fine, but you clear the $6,000 I owe you and pay me an additional $1,000 if I win. If you win, you pull out of your mother before coming."
"I pay you $3,000 if you win, but if I win, you still pay me $6,000, and I don't pull out of Mom."