I don't remember everything from that night. I mean, we were pretty drunk, but I do remember some of it.
The very beginning of it all started at my friends' house. I had stopped there to pick up some videos. It was the weekend, and I had my job off as well as school. My friend was leaving town for the weekend so he was letting let me borrow some of his videos. I knew where he hid his porno movies, and he didn't know that I knew. So I hid one of the videos in a different movie case and left for home, planning to have the house to myself. (My parents were having a second honeymoon and my sister had a date.) Now, a few things will make more sense if I explain a few things first: My family is just a bit strange. We're like most other families, but all the men on my dad's side of the family are short. I mean really short. We're practically midgets. The tallest guy in my family is my Uncle Joe; he's 4' 7".
And the women of my mom's family are extremely tall. My grandma is the shortest woman in the family and she's 6' 3"! My mom is exceptionally tall even for her family, at 7' 1", and my sister Molly is even taller. (She's 7' 5".) That's nearly two and a half feet taller than me! (I'm 5 foot even.) Now, we both get a lot of action. Most of the time girls so tall have a hard time getting any. But my sister has an advantage, you see. She has huge tits. I don't know the exact measurement, but they are BIG. And since she's so tall, her boobs are eye level to pretty much all of her boyfriends. Short guys like me, though; we naturally get lots girlfriends. See, girls fall all over short guys. It starts out as just: "Oh how cute! You're small!" Itβs humiliating at first, but then you impress them with some jokes, and pretty soon you're taking them out to dances. Not long after... bang! Youβve got 'em in bed. Itβs a nice deal, all in all.
Still, itβs rather annoying having a sister so much taller than me. I get teased to no end from my friends. Once I asked my dad why he had to marry mom when she was so much taller than him. He just smiled and mumbled something that sounded like "you'll understand someday."
Anyway, back to the story: I had stopped off at the store before going home and gotten a 24-pack of beer. When I got home I headed strait to the TV with the movies and beer, intending to get pissed drunk before I finished the movies. The first movie had just started when Molly came down the stairs.
"John? Is that you?"
"Yeah, what are you doing here, Molly? I thought you had a date?"
She rolled her eyes. "Yeah, I did, but Jesse's mother found some pot in his room and now he's grounded! Can you believe that? He's a senior, and he's been grounded! She's one of those weird conservatives who doesn't believe in that sort of stuff. I'll bet she doesn't even know he lost his virginity to me."
I hesitated for a second. "He was a virgin?"