[A/N at the end.]
-Posted at 10:37pm at X/XX/20XX-
Well, here goes nothing.
Hello there, internet. My name is Victoria Faun, and this is the start of what's going to become a blog, of sorts. Or, more like... a public diary? I don't really know yet. See, my counselor told me that I've got some "repressed aggression" that I need to get out in a "creative or productive way" and suggested that I keep a journal or some shit, and figured maybe if I threw it out into the internet that some folks might sympathize with my... situation.
Let's cover the basics first. Like I said, my names Victoria, but you can call me Vic, Vicky, whatever fits. I tend towards Vic. I'm 20 years old, still live at home, and commute to a local college where I still haven't really figured out what I'm doing. I've got a few close friends who go there, but mostly my family keeps me plenty occupied. I work part-time flipping burgers and at the college's library. Standard stuff.
But the point of this blog isn't to recount to y'all the boring details of the life of a broke college student; no, plenty of you probably go through that shit on a daily basis to. See, I've got, uh, a particular situation that tends to make life a little complicated for me. Awfully messy, really. It's this "situation" that my counselor thinks is actually not that big of a deal, and that maybe by sharing it online I might get past some of the frustrations it causes me.
I'll cut the shit, I guess--no use dancing around the subject, because it's probably what brought you here. So, I've got a dick. Like, a real dick, and real big one at that. I know, I know; futa girls stopped being a surprise years ago, but still-it comes as a shock to most people.
I know what you're thinking, dear reader: "So you're a futa, what's the big deal? Don't all futas have oversized schlongs? What's so bad about that?" All the things that come with it, honestly. For starters, I'm more than just "big;" my dick hangs at 10 inches, flaccid, thick around as my wrist. And not only that, but my balls are way oversized, like two oranges hanging behind my dick. That might sound like hitting the genetic jackpot, but please imagine how hard it is to stuff that into most pairs of pants. The bulging is a nightmare.
But wait, of course, there's more. Because what kinda effect do you think balls that size have on daily life? If you guessed "excessive cumming," then ding fucking ding, we have a winner. "Hyperspermia," or something my doctor called. I've literally been medically diagnosed with "cums too much." When I cum, I cum a
lot
. Probably a couple pints worth, but I never really care to measure. And also, if I don't try to empty myself every couple hours, I end up having numerous involuntary releases. Think of it like having a wet dream, but being very, very awake. This shit happens every day, too, because unlike a lot of futa, I don't have a crazy libido that matches my production and the size of my assets.
Now, that doesn't mean I don't like jacking off or blowing a good load, but it becomes more than a chore to have to attend to it so goddamn often. I can barely take two classes back-to-back without leaking out some, and don't get me started on how inconvenient it becomes at work. My only relief there is that as futas start becoming more and more common, so does my particular condition. You'd be impressed by how many people aren't actually surprised by the huge bulge in my leggings every day, or by how hurriedly I have to scram to the bathroom when I can feel myself about to explode.
So now I've probably got you convinced, right? You can see how living like that might get someone frustrated with their life. Believe it or not, though, that's not the kicker. The REAL trouble starts once you start to talk about my family, because the whole damn house overendowed.
I'm not kidding. Let's run down the cast of characters, shall we?