Big Incestuous Greek Wedding
This is it, Readers. The author has either fallen into alcoholism or is getting laid too easily and too often. This one is pure silliness punctuated by impossible sex. Let me know if you think it should be classified as Satire. All comments welcome, and responded to if you're not anonymous.
TRIGGER WARNING: Lots of m/m and f/f bisexuality and oral play. If this disturbs you, there is almost no way you'll enjoy reading this one.
NOTE: All the "Greek" and "Latin" phrases are courtesy of the internet. It's just there for fun, so I'm not really sure how correct it is to begin with. -Emmerson
The wedding invitation had been addressed to "Uncle Jerry and Cousin Vanessa," and Sabrina's upbringing did not permit her to attend an event to which she was not specifically invited. Jerry promised to record what he could. "I promised Rob and Margaret to email everything to them. I'll copy you as well."
Their time together had been very rewarding so far; lots of great sex, as expected, but Sabrina's experience as a litigator had come in handy when the HOA tried to get Jerry kicked out of his condo for "lewd and lascivious behavior contrary to the bylaws and the good of the children." It was Sabrina who "coincidentally" picked up the Head of the HOA at a lesbian bar and got photos of her sucking the shit from Sabrina's ass. When Jerry asked if that kind of extortion is legal, Sabrina laughed and said, "Legal? I'm a lawyer, What the fuck do I care if it's legal?" They heard nothing more about evictions, though Sabrina seriously considered taking up with the woman full time. "I don't often cum from just ass-play, but she is something special, let me tell you."
Uncle Jerry and Vanessa took turns trying to prove her wrong, for the days leading up to when they got in the rideshare for the airport.
Some 20 hours later, they arrived at Patrai airport the morning of the wedding, which was to be held that evening at the family home. They were greeted at baggage claim by a taller (Vanessa would say a more masculine) version of Marcus. Same silver eyes, his hair was longer all around, his jaw was wider and his nose looked like it had been broken at some time in the past.
"I am Vassilis, Marcus' older brother. I will take you to your hotel, then to πατρικό σπίτι.
The car was large and comfortable and the drive to the hotel took about an hour.
As Vassilis set the last of their luggage down, he turned to the couple, who were obviously exhausted from their trip. "You'll want to change clothes before we leave for πατρικό σπίτι? The wedding will be very informal. I suggest lightweight, loose-fitting clothing for the climate in Patras."
"Thank you, Vassilis," Jerry said, "we'll do that." Jerry and Vanessa started unpacking, then noticed Vassilis was still sitting on the corner of the bed.
"Thank you, Vassilis. We'll meet you in the lobby after we've changed clothes and freshened up."
"I do not understand," Vassilis seemed genuinely confused. "You are Uncle Jerry. The sexy one. Rachel said you like sex with everyone all the time. Marcus told me you sucked his ... πέος?"
"His dick?" Vanessa offered, trying to hide her smile.
"That's it. You sucked his dick. Am I not sexy enough for you?" He quickly took off his shirt. Vanessa braced herself on the back of a chair. His chest was sculpted by exercise, rather than steroids. The well-defined muscles seemed to flow like once-molten steel from his broad chest tapering to funnel into his pants, which Vassilis was opening, proving he wasn't wearing underwear. He turned his back to pull the pants off, his ass tightening and flexing as he stood back up and turned to face them. Dark black pubic hair pooled around a nine-inch cock.
"You're sexy enough for me." Vanessa said as she took off her shirt. Jerry felt his cock grow as she wrapped her breasts around Vassilis' big cock and started titty-fucking him. She lowered her mouth to spit on his purple head as it emerged from between her tits, and spread it the full length of his shaft.
Vassilis marveled at how good it felt. He gasped, "Η Ρέιτσελ δεν ανέφερε ποτέ μια χάλκινη πόρνη που γαμάει με τα βυζιά της."
Vanessa felt her panties soaking up her juices, as this amazing looking man fucked her tits harder and harder. "Θεέ μου, χάλκινη πόρνη, έχω οργασμό!" He shouted as he sprayed cum all over Vanessa's tits and face. She quickly wiped her breasts with her fingers, shoveling cum into her mouth.
Vassilis stepped back from Vanessa and grabbed Jerry by his crotch. "Look how hard you are, Uncle Jerry!" He unzipped Jerry's pants and pulled out his cock, long and throbbing. "Look at this cock. Isn't it beautiful?" Vanessa found herself nodding at the rhetorical question.
"Please let me suck you, Uncle Jerry, like Rachel did, like Marcus did."
"If you don't let him, Jerry, then let me." Vanessa was rubbing her swollen nipples.
Jerry looked at Vassilis' handsome dick, and felt his own cock throb in Vassilis' hands. He knew he had to agree, and he knew where it would lead. Uncle Jerry smiled. "Suck me you crazy bastard."
With a loud whoop and a grin, Vassilis pushed Jerry onto the bed and dove for his cock. Jerry grabbed a handful of dark hair. "My God, Vanessa, he is really good at this."
"Η μητέρα μου με έμαθε να πιπιλίζουν ένα πέος και εξασκούμαι στο πατέρας"
"He says thank you," Vanessa joked with her hand inside her pants.
"Dear God. So good. I have to..."
Jerry swung his legs around on the bed, leaving his cock in Vassilis' talented mouth while sucking the Greek's cock between his lips
"Θείος Τζέρι θέλω να μου ρουφήξεις το πουλί!" Vassilis screamed as he started fucking Jerry's face.
"Oh wow, Uncle Jerry," Vanessa got hotter and wetter watching her future husband suck this handsome man. She groaned with her hand still in her pants, slapping at her clit. A wide dark stain spread across her crotch.
Smelling Vanessa's sex sent Jerry over the top. He shoved his cock into Vassilis' mouth, unloading stream after stream of cum. Vassilis screamed as his orgasm hit, shooting cum down Jerry's throat before yanking his dick from Jerry's mouth and pointing it at Vanessa who could only close her eyes and open her mouth. Vassilis kept jerking his shaft, sending more cum onto her tits and face.
When his cum ran low, Vassilis laid back on the bed, giving the couple a very self-satisfied smile.
Vanessa gathered her clothes and went into the bathroom to change.
Once they had changed and cleaned up quickly, they got back in the car for the short drive to the family home. They pulled up in front of a large white house with blue trim. A tall fence blocked the front with a columned arch leading into a private courtyard.
Marcus was waiting in his Sunday best to greet his "in-laws." He was flanked by what Jerry was to learn were the family elders. Marcus stepped forward. "Uncle Jerry," they shook hands. "Rachel is finishing up getting ready for you. She's very excited about seeing you again."
Jerry put his arm around the redhead, "I don't think you met my cousin Vanessa when you came by the house."
Vanessa extended her hand. Marcus held it in both of his. "Σέξι σκύλα." His voice was smooth as velvet. He gave her hand a gentle tug, pulling her close for a long, closed mouth kiss on the lips. "Έχω ακούσει πώς σου αρέσει να γαμάς," he lowered his head to place a single kiss at the base of her throat. "και έκλεψες το πέος του θείου Τζέρι από την αγάπη μου."
Vanessa was speechless, as a deep blush ran up her neck and filled her face.
Marcus stepped back, gesturing to other members of his family. "This is my father, Michail."
They shook hands. "Welcome to Greece and welcome to our family." Jerry remembered Rachel's description of Marcus' father as being the Greek version of Jerry himself. Jerry thought Michail was much better looking.
"My mother Dimitra." Instead of shaking hands, the beautiful brunette pulled Jerry close, blatantly pressing her large breasts to his chest.
She pushed her sharp nose into his neck and took a deep breath. "Η Ρέιτσελ μου είπε ότι έχεις υπέροχο κόκορα. Ελπίζω να το χρησιμοποιήσω κατά τη διαμονή σας." Jerry had no idea what she said, but he was instantly hard from hearing it.
Jerry remembered Rob's investigation into Marcus' family had indicated that Dimitra once worked in the porn industry. He certainly believed it now. The mother embraced Vanessa letting their nipples caress one another.
"Είσαι όμορφη και σκοπεύω να σε γαμήσω."
Vanessa blushed and looked at me for help I could not give.
"Thank you, Dimitra."
"You are very welcome, beauty lady."
Marcus smiled as he continued down the line of dignified Greeks.
"My aunt, Próinpórni," a less-reserved version of Dimitra, she stared at Jerry's crotch and licked her lips. "My Uncle Yannis." Even in the loose style of clothes, his huge dick was obvious as he blatantly rubbed it. Vanessa gave Jerry a look as if to say she didn't know if she should doubt the sanity of this family, or her own.
"My grandmother, on my father's side, Gios Gamiménous" Jerry took a moment to admire this woman. The word statuesque came to mind. If Jacqueline Bisset were Greek and had even larger boobs, she would not measure up to Gios Gamiménous.
"And our Clergyman who will be performing the ceremony this evening, Father Megálo." The clergyman's smile was gentle and beatific as he shook Jerry's hand. "Αυτοί οι άνθρωποι είναι όλοι τρελοί διεστραμμένοι και εγώ είμαι ένας από αυτούς. Αποδράστε όσο μπορείτε." He gave Vanessa a soft kiss on the cheek. "Θα σας αναγκάσω ευχαρίστως και τους δύο να με γαμήσετε αν δεν το κάνετε πρόθυμα.."
She smiled at him and kissed him back.
"UNCLE JERRY!"
Rachel came charging out of the house, dressed only in a thin white cotton shift. Her tits were bouncing every which way and her dark pubes were clearly visible as she ran to Jerry with her arms outstretched and a beaming smile in her face!