Totally Fake In Every Way Possible...Pure Fucked-Up Filth, Fun, And Freaky Shit Gone Wild... Raunchy, Depraved Hedonism
Filthy Freaks is the name of my mom's bar 'n grill and also the website that promotes it... among other things.
(Snorting lines in the bar bathroom)
"Nasty motherfucker. Pissing down your sister's throat while your doing lines."
"Sister-in-law. Get it straight, whore." I mischievously smirk over at Max (2 Broke Girls/Kat Dennings). She smirks back. Teasingly sticking her tongue out at me, then swabbing her finger in the leftover coke and rubbing it on her gums.
Sarah (ESPN Hottie Sarah Spain) is having a blast on her knees in front of me, sucking down my piss. Her beautiful, lip-glossed lips air-locked onto my bulging, thick-veins-throbbing shaft as I piss dump down her fucking throat. Letting her do all the work. I'm busy going through the bag of yayo aunt Alia (Former Pornstar Alia Janine) scored for me.
Sorry Todd... my half-brother... your wife is too good of a piss-drinking cocksucker not to get high with at work.
I get a text... "When are you bringing that dick over, stud?? Hoda and I need it, baby. I've already watched her fuck two of our neighbors. I want to watch you fuck her... now!"
Kathie Lee Gifford is horny. She's not only the queen of daytime TV, she's also a beautiful, famous friend... and much, much more.
"I'm cumming... oh yeah... I'm cumming right now. Ha!" Right as I write that, I start jizzing Sarah's throat. I just finished pissing down it, and two second later, I'm cumming down it. Perfect timing. I close my eyes and cum! Several powerful blasts of sperm rocketing down my sister-in-law's slutty cum-whore gullet. She bobs on my cock and moans so happily. Drinking every drop with the happiest of smiles. Massaging my big, pierced balls... small gold ball piercings running all the way down the underside of my cock and the center of my ball sack... as she sucks me off.
I hold Sarah's dark-brown-haired head, and ram her throat a few times as I finish jizzing down it. Damn, she's so pretty eating my cum. So fucking pretty. Awesome cum-smile too.
Max and I kiss... nice and nasty... while Sarah sucks me cumless, and Kathie Lee and her best bud Hoda wait. It's all about me, dude. Me, and what... and who... I want to do. I'm feeling myself right about now. Sorry, no humility here at the moment. (Cocky smirk)
Max keeps kissing me. Our tongues softly fucking. Those amazing full, gorgeous lips of hers driving me crazy as we kiss. I tweak her left nipple with my hand as we swap spit, groaning happily from Sarah perfectly orally draining the last drops of ball goo from me. Her soft lips making sweet, slutty love to my massive pierced cock. Fucking beautiful shit. Absolutely beautiful.
My coke high only adds to the beauty of the moment. I'm a chill coke dude. Most people get hyped from it. The yayo just chills me out. A different effect, but a really cool one.
"OH SHIT!"
We hear someone blurt that out from one of the stalls. Then, we hearing banging on the stall door. Rough banging. Like someone's head getting banged against it.
A minute later, uncle Dave and aunt Beth walk out of the stall. Both smirking away. Aunt Beth wickedly wiping the corners of her mouth as she struts over to the mirror, blowing me a slutty kiss on the way there.
I just chuckle. Damn, my bad-ass bbw aunt turns me on! Sexiest aunt ever. Those massive, natural milk jugs bouncing in front of her. That long, wavy blonde hair flowing down her back. Those gorgeous, cock-gobbling lips... with the thin layer of sperm glaze shining on them at the moment.
Aunt Beth leans down and finishes off the line of coke on the counter, then puts some more lipstick on. Hot pink. Fuck yeah. Hot fucking bitch.
Uncle Dave is chill. He just pisses in a urinal and calmly washes his hands, checking out Sarah and Max's big fucking tits as the three of us kiss.
Uncle Dave and Aunt Beth are part owners of the bar. Mom's the majority owner. My mom (Porn Goddess Kelly Madison) is the most perfect goddess ever to goddess. Ha. The perfect woman in every way freaking possible... every freaking way!
"Hey babe." Rachel (Friends/Jennifer Aniston) walks in and smiles over at me. She walks over to the urinal and whips her dick out. Yep... I said dick. A big one too. She's a hermaphrodite... she's got a pussy and a dick. A really beautiful pussy too. She pisses through her dick instead of her pussy.
Uncle Dave walks over to her and starts kissing on her neck as Rachel pisses. Flirting with her. They both laugh and flirt, and the next thing you know, Dave's got his massive monster crammed up Rachel's firm ass. About half of it anyway. His dick is almost as big as mine. His is thirteen inches long. Mine's fourteen inches long. Rachel screams out and puts her hands on the wall, still pissing in the urinal, as she gets ass pounded from behind by my chunky uncle.
We all watch the fun. Beth standing beside me, jerking my cock with her left hand while I film the ass fuck/hermaphrodite piss fun with my phone.
Max and Sarah light up a blunt and smoke, passing to me too as we all watch on, film, and cheer Dave and Rachel on.
Uncle Dave is a sex fiend... like the rest of us. Dude is a fucking and partying machine. He's always fucking somebody. Always having fun and making sure you do too. Everybody loves uncle Dave. Being 70 years-old and fat doesn't slow him down at all either. His beer belly jiggles while he ass fucks Rachel. She pounds on the wall and grunts. Taking all that dick up her tight ass with a slutty bitch grin, her big dick still pissing away in the urinal.
They keep fucking for another ten minutes or so. Rachel finishes pissing about a minute in, then just concentrates on taking that fat, old monster up her beautiful, trim ass more and more. Dave's got most of it shoved up there, pounding away in one of the most beautiful women you'll ever see. Rachel's a real beauty. Long, dirty blonde hair and a trim, fit body. Absolutely gorgeous chick... with a big ol' dick.
After uncle Dave dumps his load up Rachel's smooth, supple butt, he pulls out and calmly puts his cum-dribbling meat pipe away. Thanking Rachel and kissing her cheek. He smacks her ass too. Getting in a quick squeeze as well before he heads out of the bathroom. He gives me a thumbs up, and aunt Beth a pat on the ass, on the way out. He's a cool-ass dude. Ha.
Aunt Beth texts mom. They've got a party planned for tomorrow. A really-wild one.
But hey.. I've got hot pussy rubbing up on me, and a website to get content for right about now. Ha. And, a wife to check up on too. Speaking of my busty blonde wife......
"Mmmmmmm. You're good at that."
"Thanks. You've got the prettiest titties I've ever sucked."
"Aww. Thanks. Yeahhh. Suck it harder. Mmmmmmm."
Billie (Billie Eilish) sucks on her bottom lip as the customer sucks on her rock hard nipple. They're in a special, "work only" bathroom. Billie's earning a big tip. The dude's getting to suck on one of the most awesome racks ever. Pure milky-white perfection. He's paying for the privilege. I think $100 to suck Billie's boobs. I think that's the price.
Yeah... you can pay to suck... among other things... the bartenders/waitresses tits. One of the many reasons to come on down to Filthy Freaks and have a great time... We guarantee the great time part by the way. Just sayin'.
"Oh, sorry." My cousin Gabbie (Pornstar Gabbie Carter) walks in on Billie and the customer. She starts to walk back out and close the door, but Billie stops her and wickedly grins. She waves her over.
Gabbie smirks and closes the door, walking over to Billie and standing beside her. Peeling down her sports bra so her 34DDs...same size tits as Billie and Max... can spill out before she's even asked to show them. She knows what's up.
The dude's jaw drops. He stands up and looks at Billie and Gabbie in front of him. Two of the hottest, big titty bitches you'll ever see right there, inches from him. Both chicks with their awesome, natural racks out, smiling extra-sexy and playful at the guy.
He's staring hard. Swallowing hard too. He's also silent. He doesn't know what to say, so Billie helps him out.
"I'll tell you what. If you have an extra $100 on ya, you can fuck Gabbie's beautiful boobs while I play with myself. I'm sure she won't mind... right, Gabbie?" Billie playfully grins at Gabbie. Reaching over and groping Gabbie's fucking perfect tits while the dude drools all over himself.
"Sure. I don't mind at all... not at all." Gabbie blows the guy a very-slutty kiss. Moaning so hot and naughty as Billie gropes her.
Billie's thumbs are rubbing across Gabbie's huge areolaes and thick, hard nipples. Billie palms both tits and kneads them too. God, brown-haired beauty Gabbie's got perfect boobs... just like my wife.
The dude doesn't say a word. He does quickly fumble through his wallet though and grabs another $100 and gives it to Billie. She's being nice about the price. Usually it would cost $150 to fuck Gabbie's tits, but Billie likes the way he sucked her tits, so she's giving him a discount.
A couple of minutes later...
Gabbie's got those big, soft udders wrapped tight around the guy's six inch dick, pumping away on it as he leans back against the sink counter.
The dude's rubbing Billie's legs too while she smiles at him and rubs her pussy that she's got spread open for him. She's got her legs spread for him too, giving him a great view of her open snatch.
The guy keeps licking his lips. Groaning happily from the titty fuck, and staring a hole through my wife's gorgeous, juice-dripping coochie hole.
Billie's clit throbs wildly as she rubs it. Her labia puffy and tingling as her fingers rub in her slit. Her pussy lips glisten with Billie's leaking juices. She smiles so sexy too. The guy is mesmerized by my amazing wife... and his dick is mesmerized by Gabbie's amazing tits.
