Fucking the Feminism Out
I should have never let my son go off to college. They poisoned his mind with their talk of women's rights and equality, now I hardly recognize him. I didn't notice it at first, but after two years in college its become obvious. Raising our son, his father and I taught him that it was a woman's job to work in the home while he provided for her. I wonder how long until he turns his back on Jesus too? I need to do something.
***
"You want to fuck Robert? Why the hell would you think that's a good idea?" My husband asked, more stunned than angry.
"He needs to be shown that it's a woman's job to submit to him, not the other way around." I argued.
"I mean...yeah, but this seems pretty fucking drastic??"
"You'd rather our son becomes a liberal? Fuck, the way he was talking last night I think he already is!"
"And your solution is that having sex with him is somehow going to fix all that?"
"All he needs is pussy on a consistent basis and someone to cook and clean for him every day for him to get used to it! Once he becomes dependent on a woman to take care of him, we'll have em'!"
"And I'm just suppose to stand by and let you fuck our son?"
"How many affairs have YOU had Eugene? How many time have I come home to find a woman in our bed?!"
"I already confessed my sins to the lord! I've been forgiven."
"Too many times Eugene... too many times. You're going to let me show my son a woman's place is in the kitchen and on her back making babies. You've fucked a half-dozen whores for your own pleasure, I'm doing this to save our son's soul."
"And if I don't?!"
"Then I'm gonna tell everyone at church what you've done. Not just the priest this time."
"Whatever. Fine, just don't do it when I'm in the house."
***
The next day while my son was out working his summer job I made a three course Italian meal. While the lasagna was slowly cooking in the oven, my son came home and wandered into the kitchen while I was preparing the cannoli.
"Looks good ma! Need some help?"
"No, my sweet. Why don't you sit down and I'll get you a beer? The game's starting soon."
"Eh, I'm not really much of a baseball guy. I'd much rather help you in here."
"Rob, my darling, a woman's place is in the kitchen. You should have some fun, you worked really hard today!"
"But I-"
"Please, I insist."
"Ok mom." My son said, giving me a kiss on the cheek before leaving to sit with his father in the living room.
Good, that's a good small start. I thought to myself. But how am I going to escalate this? If this is going to work, I'm going to have to convince him to have sex with me, eventually.
A few hours later, the four of us sat down at the table and had dinner. Kim, my daughter, was picky and only ate half of what I cooked (as usual) and excused herself by the time the dessert came out.
"I made cannoli! I hope everyone likes them, I made them with love."
"They look really good ma!" My son said moments before happily scaring his down.
"I bet at college you're used to making the girls into a different kind of cannoli made with love!"
"Marge please! I'm trying to eat!" My no good cheater of a husband belted with half a cannoli in his mouth.
"Hahah well, you know." My son's face turned red.
"Know what?" I inquired.
"Gotta use protection and stuff. No cannolis here." He was clearly uncomfortable.
So he was using condoms? Back in my day, men didn't bother with that sort of thing. If I was going to turn my son into a REAL man, I was going to need to do something about that.
***
The next day, or the next night rather, my two children and I sat down to watch a movie. Who the fuck knows where my faithful husband was, probably out whoring. I deliberately picked out the steamiest movie I could think of while still maintaining plausible deniability. It was no Backdoor Sluts Nine, but I figured Red Mother (or whatever the fuck it was called) would be spicy enough based on the IMDB parents guide. While watching the movie I made sure to make a few choice comments.
"Wow, Jennifer Lawrence sure has some nice tits, huh?"
"Suuuuure." Kim questioned.
"Yeah, they're nice."
"Yeah, mine used to be just like that too. But they're still perky. You see any nice racks like that at college?"
"Mom! Gross."
"Hahaha... umm maybe? I usually look at a woman's face actually."
"What are you, gay?" I blurted out.
"No, I just think that women deserve respect and are more than just their bodies."
Well that was a total failure! I thought to myself. I needed to find another way, a pressure point. It sure doesn't sound like he's getting laid too often if you ask me. Maybe if I dress more provocatively, I can get to him that way. Then once he's in my bed, he'll be more pliable and fall under my influence? I'll have to fuck the feminism out of him.
***
I spent the next weekend picking out new clothes at the mall. Not just lingerie and skimpy underwear, but tank tops and booty shorts too. This needed to be a slow burn, like boiling a frog. I did buy a pink G-string though, that I would wear once IT happened. In fact, most of what I bought was red, white pink or purple. I feel like those are the submissive feminine colors.
***
After my little shopping spree I started to wear dixie shorts and a tank top around the house. Rob never said anything, but I've noticed that his gaze tends to linger longer now. Which is good, I need him to start seeing me as a sex object rather than his mother. After a brainstorming shesh, I decided on my next move! I would take on topless sunbathing as a hobby and request a massage. It was just sensual enough to move the needle but not enough to seem inappropriate. It's all about plausible deniability!
I bought a lounging chair and started to sunbathe in our fenced in backyard. I timed my sunbathing so that I would be outside when my son came home from his part-time summer job. Being the good boy that he is, he'd come outside to talk to him and tell me about his day. The first day I just let him notice that I was laying on my stomach without a shirt. But the second day I made my move.
"Oh good, you're back!" I said, flipping my sunglasses up to peer at my handsome son.
"Yeah, they only scheduled me for four hours today so things were pretty light and easy."