I looked down to see I was rapidly showing my appreciation of her appearance. "Sorry Joan."
"Stop saying sorry." She turned and left the room as I clumsily untangled the liner of my swim shorts and stepped into them.
Back on the terrace I found Mum still turning sardines. "Have I got time for a dip?"
"Two lengths only." The splash drowned out any more words she may have said, I did the two lengths and hauled myself out.
A cold bottle of beer was thrust into my hand with gusto and I drank half straight down. After we'd eaten the sardines and salad with some lovely local crusty white bread and we were putting the world to rights, a breeze caught some of the paper napkins and they landed in the pool. Without thinking I jumped in to retrieve them before they made a mess, Joan had the same idea and we found ourselves in close proximity aiming for the paper. We collected all the bits and threw them to the poolside, after which I swam to the end of the pool and back, bumping into Joan.
I stood beside her and messed about for a bit, swimming round, flipping etc. "Do you know what my favourite is Joan?"
"No."
"The breast stroke."
"Go on, I'm going to regret this, aren't I? Why's that then?"
"Because it goes like this." I swam towards her showing my poor attempt at breast stroke, when I reached her I bobbed up out of the water and placing a hand on each breast, stroked them vigorously, dislodging the small triangles of cloth well out of position to expose her breasts. She pushed me away quite hard and I made a big show of jumping up out of the water to fall over backwards with a big splash.
Quick as a flash Joan grabbed my waistband and as I was flying backwards I felt my shorts slide down my legs. When I resurfaced Joan was swinging my shorts around above her head, I made a grab for them but she was too quick and threw them to the poolside but managed to get them about twenty feet from the pool. Mum sat there laughing and refused to get my shorts. "If you can't take it, don't deal it." She said and despite my pleading she still refused. I sought revenge by removing Joan's bikini and throwing the two halves as far apart as possible. If I'm honest I don't think she put too much effort into trying to stop me.
After a while we both left the pool to retrieve our swimwear and sat around drinking and chatting, it turns out Joan had a big bust up with her girlfriend a few days before they were due to fly out so there would just be the three of us here. About 10pm Joan announced she was getting chilly, switched on the hot tub and lifted the two sections of wooden cover out of the way, we sat there waiting for a light to come on before we got in, equally spaced around its seating. I promptly fell asleep and dreamt about making love with Joan.
Now the story goes along lines:
I started saying something like 'I'm going to fuck you.' And made a grab for Joan, stroking and caressing her parts until she was turned on and ready. As it turns out she had drunk more than a bottle of wine and shared a bottle of Croatian rum three ways so she was receptive and put up no objection to being fucked doggy fashion in the hot tub. I too had drunk several beers and my share of Croatian rum.
In the morning, hosting headaches of all hangovers, there was some sort of recollection of what had happened but to be honest it was a bit hazy for all of us and during the chattering we agreed that none of us really knew.
As she pottered about preparing lunch, Joan seemed quite chirpy, singing along to the radio etc and decided to take a picture of us sitting by the pool with lunch, as she started up the phones camera the smile on her face changed to a grimace then slowly back to a smile, we could hear the noise of the hot tub coming from the phone and some laughing, shrieking and moaning. "It appears I took a video last night." The video was restarted and passed to Mum and me. Our mouths dropped in shock and horror but probably more embarrassment than anything else, there in glorious fuzzy jerky detail, in the way that only a drunk person can manage to film, was Mum being royally fucked by yours truly.
Mums first response took me by surprise. "Oh you sod, I wondered why my arse was sore this morning."