Justin slept very lightly. He'd been woken by things quieter than pin droppings, so the phone ringing was no exception. Before he answered, he glanced at the clock. "Shit," he muttered, realizing it was eight in the evening. He worked 3rd shift, so he started a eleven. The daily revelation of his obligation to show at work had never failed to be a negative one. He groggily picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Hi, is this Justin D'Amour?" Justin wondered if it was that fat bastard Ed McMahon with ten million dollars for him. Then he remembered that Ed McMahon didn't have a cute feminine voice. "Yeah, why?" he questioned. "Who is this?"
There was a tiny squeal at the other end. "It's Brittney, you fucker!" the voice screamed. Then it hit Justin. It was his cousin, Brittney. He hadn't seen her in ages.
"Hey, what's up?" he asked. "Not much," she began. "It's been too long, and I've never been good at phone conversations. I've got some booze and we can talk for a while. What do you say?" Justin thought this was great. He hadn't seen Brittany in a good seven years, back when they were both thirteen or so. "Shit, I'd love to," he answered. "I've got work tonight, though..."
"Call in sick!" she ordered. You've seen your job more recently than me." He figured that she was right. She gave him directions, they said goodbye and hung up. Then he called work in a voice he hoped was convincing and told them he had the flu. Surprisingly they gave it to him. With that, he headed down to Brittney's house. The entire ten minute drive was full of excitement. They used to have so much fun together. It would be nice to see her again. Upon his arrival, he knocked at the door full of curiosity. When she answered, they both liked what they saw....a little too much (and the readers gasp in shock). He took a good look at her.
She had long, flowing blonde hair accompanied by bright green eyes, pouty lips and a perfect complexion. Her beautiful figure was hugged by a tight navel revealing shirt reading "Fuck You" and a plaid red skirt. Her legs were long and delicious looking and she wore no shoes. It was a far cry from the pimply and clumsy teen he used to know. He had to shake these thoughts from his head, though. "Hey, Brittney," he greeted her warmly. They hugged, but Justin had to withdraw quickly so she wouldn't feel his growing erection. "Hey Justin," she said. "You're looking great."