I was 18 and just out of school for the summer. I was all excited to learn that my parents were going to be gone for the next three weeks cause of some stupid shit that I didn't listen to or care about. I was already really excited because this meant I could fuck my girlfriend Becca for the whole three weeks with no one to catch us!
"...and Danielle will be spending that time with you to keep you out of trouble."
I snapped back to reality. "What?! Oh come on! What am I gonna do for three weeks that you'd be worried about?"
"How about Becca, for starters?" she said smugly.
"Um... no idea what you mean."
"I'm sure. Now, you can call us in about... eight hours when our flight lands and we're at our hotel. I love you, Jake."
"Yeah, yeah, love you too."
I heard the horn outside as my dad brought the car out. My mom gave me a quick kiss and with that, she was gone. Then, the phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Ryan, is that you?! You sound all manly now, I can't believe its been a year." She'd left for college over a year ago and the three times she'd visited, I hadn't been around. We continued with the usual stupid boring conversation, and she told me she'd be there in about 20 minutes which was good, because all that thinking of fucking Becca earlier left me with a hard-on that could bore through steel.
Now, let me say something. Penis size is what kills every guy. Not how big they actually are, but how big that they think it needs to be. Like for instance, my penis isn't that big when it's normal, maybe 2 or 3 inches. But it nearly triples in size when I get a boner, giving me a meaty 6 inches. Girls always underestimate me until I'm hard and buried in their pussies, which then I make them scream an apology. Just a note.
I sat on the couch and popped in one of the porn tapes. I started slowly jacking my dick, and I shut my eyes and stroked faster and faster. I felt so close to blowing a big load when I heard the front door swing open. I hopped up and fixed my pants, and then shut off the tape and hurled it up the stairs. I walked in and I immediately heard "Jaaaaaaake!" I felt a pair of arms wrap around me and noticed a large pair of soft tits against me. She backed away and I looked at her. She was what I liked to call a "thick" girl. Not fat, not thin, but had plenty on her in the right parts. It gave her some big natural breasts, and a plump round ass that was making my cock strain against my pants. She turned around and bent over to get something out of her bag, and I watched as her jeans strained to contain all that ass. She turned around and her massive tits swung in front of me. She looked at me strangely for a second, and then held out a box.
"Someone had a birthday about a month ago, didn't they?" she had a slick smile, like a seductive girl knowing she could have you but not showing it at all.
"Yeah, that's right." I tore it open to fight a giant box labeled "for adults only". "What the fu-?"
"It's a gift, open that box, silly." I tore at it and found a bunch of packs of condoms in it. A little note said "don't get any girls pregnant, but enjoy all the fucking you can get!"
"You dirty little skank, this is hilarious," I joked.