My favourite line from Iron Man is in the beginning:
"They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far."
I stepped out into the morning sunshine and squinted. My cock had a now familiar blend of hot/happy/achy feeling I remembered from earlier in the week. I'd now fired it three times, and it worked out pretty well each time. Dad wouldn't approve and I didn't care. There are only two people in my world. People who are on my side, and everyone else. Dad wasn't on my side. What did he know? All he does is lay down the law, but I'm the one having amazing sex. He was in the way of my ambition with his rules and restrictions. I'd find a way to show him that I'm better than him. Winning at competitions seems to go well with my newly found sex life. All he does is put me down and put rules in the way, but I'm the one getting great sex and winning at competition.
However, it wasn't always like that. Until just now my sex life had been barren. After an accident on my erect cock; breaking it and disfiguring it, I thought I'd never have sex. I'd be too ashamed to allow anyone to see it. Since my accident my cock had gone from a smooth bell shape to a hexagonal, cube-like shape about half as big again as it originally was. The shaft went from square, to oval, then round. It started thick at the end and went gradually thinner to the base but that's not the worst of it. I had two new bends in my cock, one directly down, and one directly up. It meant my dick made a U-shape. I tried to tell myself that it was thicker than before, but because of the bends it looked half the length. A Frankencock.
The outdoor pool had that familiar smell of chlorine that burned my eyes, but there was also a faint smell of Eucalyptus oil and cum; was it just me? Would anyone else be able to smell it too? Why on earth do girls like that hot, burning feeling in their ass? My cock felt like it was on fire, and I could only assume it's so much worse in the butt.
I ambled over to the entrance of the outdoor pool to the presentation stand with a shiny new pickup on it, wondering if anyone had missed me. Mom was standing with her back to me chatting with a tall man. She'd changed into some branded clothing; a 'Whiteleaf Insurance' tee shirt and a pair of green yoga pants with the 'Whiteleaf' logo down the side. Interestingly she was barefoot too. Had I been gone that long?
I was still pondering the lubricant question when a tall thin man came up to me. I think he'd been speaking to me for a while, but it was hard to tell.
"...and to my cee-foo, young man, where's my cee-foo?"
Cee Foo?
"Alexandra, boy. Al-ex-an-DRA!"
I'd no idea what a Cee Foo was, but I left Alexandra washing the cum out of her ass and off her legs. Probably not the information this tall man required.
I smiled.
He muttered something.
I smiled again.
Mom spoke.
"Alexandria is the CFO of Whiteleaf Insurance. This is Mr Gustavson - he owns Whiteleaf Insurance!"
The tall, thin man made a gargling sound, then sounded like he was choking, then switched to a belly laugh.
"Mrs Reilly, I'm the C-E-O of Whiteleaf. We're owned by our shareholders and the board determines how our company is run." He gave both of us a wink.
"I'm just the person who makes it work."
He then began another round of gargling, choking and belly laughs at his own joke.
"What's so funny, Leif?"
"Aaah, there you are Alexan-DRA!"
"Yes, yes. Correct." I watched the interaction between Alexandra and Leif with rapt fascination. "I've finished the arrangements. We can start whenever you are ready."
More belly laughs, choking and gargling.
"EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT."
Both mom and I jumped as Mr Gustavson - Leif - barked his words and slapped his hands together. He turned and strode off towards the lectern stand with Alexandra trotting behind. I smirked at her tentative steps. Less than 15 minutes ago she begged me to fuck her ass so hard she'd collapsed. Not surprising then, she'd walk a little delicately. I wondered if she'd put the anal plug back in? Probably not.
Mr Gustavson took the lectern stand and immediately started to speak. At that very instance, a crowd assembled and fell into silence. Behind Mr Gustavson various people stood arrayed behind him, including myself and mom, and various employees all dressed in various Whiteleaf Insurance clothing. Alexandra stood next to Mr Gustavson. She had a small stain on the back of her tennis skirt and was fidgeting as she stood.
He spoke for about 10 minutes, but I didn't hear much of it. My name came up a few times and I instinctively smiled and gave a half wave. I don't think I took my eyes off Alexandra's legs for the entire time. There was a polite round of applause.
Then Alexandra got up to something, and turned to me. I smiled at her and realised I'd been ushered to stand next to her. Mom gave me a shove, and the next thing I'm standing there with a crowd of people in front of me. The staff of the lido are lined up next to us, and Chrissy and Helen are at the front, giggling and whispering to each other. I felt a hole open up in the pit of my stomach and the colour drained from my face. There was only one thing that would make this worse.
"...and now a few words from our next gold medalist."
Nothing.
"Andrew, say a few words."
Nothing.