Please read 'A Relatively Fun Weekend' for character descriptions.
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It was my brother Rudy's 40th birthday party two years ago. His wife, Debbie arranged for it to be a surprise party at the local Hooter's restaurant. About 30 people attended, along with Donny and I. The guests arrived early and the surprise was a complete success. Soon the beer and shooters were flowing, the normal over-the-hill presents were given and we danced into the wee hours. Needless to mention, Rudy got fairly plowed, as did most of us.
"So, how does it feel being an old man?" I laughed, plopping myself down on his lap.
"Not too bad right now, Sis. I'm sure I’ll pay for it tomorrow though," he smiled, wrapping his arm around my waist.
"I really should give you 40 whacks or something," I whispered and pinched his ass.
"Yeah right," he said, more or less ignoring me.
I could plainly see his eyes were fixed on the two Hooters' girls, who had to be half his age.
"I see Debbie picked the right place for your party! That kind of competition kind of pisses me off though. I mean here you are with a vibrant mature woman sitting on your lap and you're making goo-goo eyes at those two young things," I pouted.
"Ah come on Sis; you know I love ya. I just don't think of you like that -you know," he winked.
"Well, OK, since it IS your birthday, I'll let it pass. How about instead of 40 whacks, I give you a kiss for each ten years instead?" I asked lightly.
"Hmm, four kisses? Yeah, I think I can deal with that," he answered and puckered up for the first installment.
I planted a sisterly smooch on his lips, just as the two young trollops tugged on his arms. I recognized that the girls had some Hooters-style tradition to inflict on him and smiled. Two more girls joined in and corralled him, singing "Happy Birthday" and basically making him look the fool. Donny was intent on capturing all this nonsense on film, so I joined up with Debbie. She pulled me off to the side and confided that she had something "special" planned for Rudy after the party.
"I bought one of those Hooters outfits and thought I'd surprise him with it at the motel," she said under her breath.
"Oh God, that's sounds like so much fun! Maybe I should get one and dress up for Donny too? What a hoot -so to speak," I added, laughing at the pun.
"Sure Barb, why not? You guys should join us. Rudy and Donny will just shit their pants!" Exclaimed Debbie, excited to have us join them.
We stole away to the gift counter and quickly picked out one of Hooter's patented tank tops and a pair of silken shorts for me. Giggling like a pair of naughty schoolgirls, we hid the evidence in my purse and went back to join the party. In my semi-drunken state, it only half-dawned on me how ridiculous two women our age would look in those outfits. The night wore on with plenty of dancing, drinking and general merriment. The four of us switched dance partners, as we often do and I found myself paired with my brother.
"I've got to had it to you for stamina Rudy," I said, lifting my arms and placing my hands behind his neck. "Still ogling those teeny-boppers I see," I joked.
"Hey, it's not everyday I have sweet young things like that to play with!" He quipped, with his hands resting on my hips.
"Now what do those little girls have that you don't already have at home, or right here in front of you?" I teased and batted my eyes.
"Geez Sis, it's not what they HAVE, it's HOW they show it!" Rudy blushed a bit.
"Hmm, I see. Well, I still owe you three kisses," I reminded him.
"Hey, that's right. Think I'd like another, if you please," he said, lowering his face to mine.
"Oh you would, would you -from an old gal like me?" I asked, closed my eyes and puckered to give him his second kiss.
Our lips met like before, but this time the kiss continued without any interruptions. It lingered much longer than a simple smack. I felt his hands pull my hips close to his and sensed his lips start to open. Instinctively I jerked back and shoved him back a step, then turned my head sharply to see if we'd been watched.
"Now, that was MUCH better! How 'bout my third one?" Asked Rudy, with his eyes starting to glaze over.
"Hmm, maybe later, without the audience," I teased and tapped my forefinger on his lips.
Mercifully, time flew by and the party started to break up. Rudy tried, in vain to cop one last feel from a stray Hooter girl, as the four of us staggered out into the parking lot. Once we reached their car, Rudy blocked my access to the door and begged for his third kiss. Realizing he was in no condition to take "no" for an answer and Donny and Debbie already in the car, I leaned up and warned him to "be nice." He nodded in agreement and wrapped his long arms around me. Gripping the back of my hair, he brought my face close to his. Starring into his stern eyes, I started to remind him of his promise.
"Awe come on Sis, it IS my birthday; a little naughty would be nice," he pleaded and smiled.
I reluctantly closed my eyes to indicate I was ready, as he tilted my head and brought his lips to mine. Within a few seconds of kissing closed-mouthed, he parted my lips with his tongue. I thought it playfully wicked of him and half-chuckled, as he continued to feed me more of his fat tongue. I started to back away, but he held my head still and started darting his tongue in and out of my mouth. I took that as a challenge and fought it off with my tongue.
After a few more seconds of playing tongue war, our mouths opened wide and I caught myself running my tongue in big circles around his. I think we both sensed the kiss was quickly becoming a little too serious and we parted.
"Dam, now that's what I call a "birthday kiss"!" He cried, as I caught my breath and pulled him away from blocking the car door.
"So Barb, what's all that action about? Did I miss something?" Debbie asked laughing from the front seat.
"No, I doubt if you missed anything Debbie," I quickly half-answered and nervously smiled back at her.
"Oh that's just my Baby giving out birthday kisses. She has a tradition of giving one kiss for every ten years. And, as I recall, they keep getting better with each kiss. I remember my last birthday. By the time she got to the last kiss, it was..." Donny started.
"Oh just you two shut up. Shit, I suppose I should have just spanked him!" I interrupted in a voice that meant the subject was closed.