Chapter 54 - Welcome to Auckland, Aunty.
"Good now Ta-Ta." Janice said reaching forward to give me a peck on the cheek. I waved to her and then got into Shmel and made my way to pick Yana up from school.
I started Shmel up knowing I was going to be slightly late to pick Yana up, not that she would mind.
Just as I sat in Shmel's driver's seat my phone rung.
I answered it, it was Penny.
"Oh, hello Jay, how did it go with Janice did you get your cake all ordered?" Penny asked. I could hear small splashing sounds in the background like Penny was in a pool. But Penny's place didn't have a pool.
"Hello Penny, yes it was all taken care of. Are you in a pool?" I asked her.
"Good, that's it all in hand. And yes I am in a pool. OOH." Penny said as she gasped and Oohed.
"Ah, where are you?" I curiously asked.
"Tell him." I could faintly hear mum's voice say.
"Yes tell him, he knows we do it anyway." Came a voice that sounded a lot like Brandi's
"Ah, Eiee, AYE-YI-AYE. That fucking feels good." Penny cried, not realizing she was on the phone.
"Ah I am in the spa pool at your place with your mum and Brandi we are all naked, we have all eaten each other out and Brandi has just shoved a Butt plug up my ass." Penny matter of factly said.
"Oh, that's nice but I have to pick Yana up. Do I need to go the long way home?" I casually asked.
"Ah, no. I'm close to cumming for the second time, your mum has cum. And Brandi has cum three times. Mind you Brandi cums just by breathing. We'll all be done by the time you and Yana get back. But what I rang you about was I have just heard from Jeanette. We were waiting for you to set a time etc for this threesome were giving you. And Jen doesn't like waiting. So, four o'clock on Friday at her place. Her pregnant body and mine. Two sisters, six holes, one night. Be there. And do try to keep away from Yana's holes so you have a lot of fresh cum for this both. Eh?" Penny said.
"Ooh yes tell me he needs to give me a seeing to, as well." I could hear mum say.
"Not only you, you ginger tart. Me too." Brandi yelled.
"Hear what I have to put up with? These two are like two teenagers. And I'll text you Jeanettes address." Penny said down the phone.
"Ok. And what about Yana?" I said.
"GOOOOOOOOOD.AH FUCKING JESUS." Penny cried as she obviously came, or something.
"Sorry That slut Brandi just shoved a bloody great butt plug up me and it pushed a lot of warm water up there too. It feels like an enema and a butt plug. And what about Yana?" Penny asked.
"How am I going to spend the night with you and Jeanette without Yana knowing? We are kind of joined at the hip lately." I enquired.
"Oh, your mum and Brandi have arranged a hair practice session. It needs to be done anyway. I know she wants me to do her hair and make up for the wedding. But this is to offer different alternatives. And then a dinner out all three of them. And if anyone asks you are doing Groom/Bestman things with Tommy. Only I am Tommy. So, the possessive fiancΓ© is covered. Don't worry. I know you love her, and she loves you. But just relax and enjoy it. Few people get two sisters." Penny explained
"AHHHHHH, JESUS, DO IT QUICKLY YOU FUCKING GINGER BITCH." Penny screamed down the phone as obviously my mother did something to her.
"Okay and bye." I said but Penny was too preoccupied with whatever was going on in the spa pool with Brandi and mum to even notice. So, I hung up and drove on.
I drove a bit faster than I would have normally done. Possibly because I was running a bit late. Possibly because I was kind of sick of being treated as everybody's piece of meat.
I arrived at the school about 3:35 at the end of a long line of cars all picking up junior students. We were still playing it discreet and quiet around school. Yes Yana was bending anyone in the staff ears about the wedding and her impending nuptials which I suppose any bride who was having her dream wedding would do. But she wasn't elaborating on WHO she was marrying. Hence we were taking it careful around the school.
Yana walked down to Shmel, discreetly parked at the end of a long line of cars.
She opened the passenger door and got in.
"Hello darling, it is so nice to see you, I trust your visit to Jancie was productive?" Yana said before reaching over and kissing me on the cheek.
"Hello, my love, yes the visit to Janice was very productive." I answered back as I started Shmel.
"Good, I missed you all afternoon. And I am super horny. It's these babies of yours. I know your mother is home. Her and Penny had a free period. So, take me home and pound me into the middle of next week." Yana huskily said.
'Oh god, not fuck Yana again. I lost enough cum with Janice, and with the amount I lost with Yana earlier today. I need a rest.' I thought to myself.
But I proceeded to drive home, as usual with Yana's hand in it's usual place. We stopped and got a strawberry milkie at the usual place on the way, the Michael Caine-esque inquiring as to Yana's situation. I said she was doing fine, and I received a text while I was waiting. Well, when I say text I mean two texts.
One form Penny. 'Take your time, We have Brandi tied up and making her cum.'
The other from my mother. ' Can you delay your return home, maybe take Yana to the lagoon, and give her a swing. We are making Brandi cum for the umpteenth time. Love mum."
"I knew it, I knew they would more time." I said thinking aloud.
"Pardon?" The Michael Caine lookalike and soundalike asked.