Author's note: This story features incest, crossdressing, infidelity, anal sex, and various other taboos. If you find any of this overly disconcerting, there's plenty of vanilla sex stories on Literotica you can read instead.
No sex involving vanilla ice cream here, though. One has to draw the line somewhere.
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How did a married straight man like me wind up wearing lacy pink lingerie, with my brother spanking me and pulling on my hair, and roughly slamming his cock deep into my ass?
Earlier, my best friend and brother, Robert, a tall handsome surfer-looking dude with sunbleached light brown hair and a wicked sense of humor, was smoking weed with me on his couch after his all-too-recent divorce, playing Truth or Dare. Then he accidentally saw the top of my lacy pink panties showing above the waistline of my jeans when I bent over to pet his Corgi, Buddy:
"Truth -- when did you become a sissy?"
"The fuck?"
"I saw those pink panties."
"Christmas gift. I gave Carina a 'gift card' to try one judgement free kink. She bought me some panties and bras, and a strap-on."
Robert raised an eyebrow. "Your wife fucked you with a strap-on while you crossdressed for her?"
"When you put it that way it sounds kinda perverted. But, hey, not gonna renege on a gift."
"Is the dildo big and black and veiny? Like the gayest dildo since Gay Came to Gaytown?"
"How'd you guess?"
My brother rolled his handsome green eyes. "Please. I've heard Carina call you Pervert Boy, for fuck's sake. Can only imagine her pet names for a commendably depraved guy like you in private." His eyes narrowed. "Waaaaiiiit a minute. Do you wear panties AND a bra for her? Every day?"
I shrugged. "Turns her on. Gets me laid. Enough with the intrusive follow up questions - my turn. Truth: why'd you and Alexis split up? Thought you made a great couple."
"Caught me cheating. Alexis didn't like giving BJs. I'd only get two or three reluctant blowjobs a year - like, Christmas and my birthday, and maybe after a big pay raise. So I found a gay guy who looovved giving straight married guys amazing, mindblowing, finger-in-the-butt-while-deepthroating blowjobs."
"How'd she find out? You confess because you felt guilty?'
"As if I'd make a rookie unforced error like that, knowing Alexis was a one-strike-and-you're-out kinda gal. But, sooner or later, no matter how careful you think you are, when you're married to a woman smarter than you... you're gonna slip up and get caught."
I took a deep toke off my brother's weed pipe, a grey skull shaped thing with the bowl in the skull's head. Held the strong hit of killer bud as long as I could, then coughed up a thin cloud of used smoke. Passed the pipe. "Sooo...?"
Robert knocked the ashes out of the pipe, then repacked it with more ganja. Took a leisurely toke, the kind you take when you're already buzzing and mellow and too laid back to rush getting higher. He ruefully shook his head, belatedly answering my follow up Truth question. "I forgot to delete one gotdamn text exchange lining up a 'date' with my BJ guy. Aaaand... soo busted." He shook his head ruefully. "Probably shouldn't have password 'protected' my phone with the dog's name."
"You still getting blowjobs from him?"
"Nah. I told him about how Alexis and I were fighting over the divorce. Called me a drama queen, and bailed. Said there was an endless supply of other..." Robert put finger air quotes around the next ironically drawled word, "...'straight'... married guys he could enjoy servicing. Sooo... now I'm horny as fuck all the time."
I nodded sympathetically. I kinda missed Alexis. She was a cool person, and she * had * gotten along great with my brother, until his testosterone-poisoning-induced BJ dalliances fucked it all up.
"My turn," Robert said. "Dare: undress and show me your lingerie."
I coughed in surprise, wasting the hit of chronic I'd just sucked out of the pipe. "Seriously? You going there?"
"You wanna forfeit the game? Like you always do when shite gets real?"
Fuck it, I thought. Wanna beat my brother at Truth or Dare for once.
I stood up and undressed down to panties and bra, feeling a bit shy.
Robert took another hit of his dank pakalolo, his eyelids sleepily lowered, looking super fucked-up. Blew a series of perfect smoke rings. "Fuuuck, you're way hotter as a chick."
"Uh... fuck you?"
He stood up. "I'll take that Dare."
Whaaat? "Umm, that wasn't a D--"
"No takebacks. Now, turn around. Show me that booty."
No way I'm gonna do that, I slowly thought, the weed making my thoughts seriously lag what my body was doing on autopilot. Meanwhile, my traitorous body slowly turned around for my brother and wriggled my butt enticingly.
"Niiice ass." He stood behind me. Squeezed my buns.
"The fuck? Stop it."
"Dude - you Dared me." He reached around and squeezed my A-cup pecs through the thin pink fabric. "Look at me."
I turned. Gazed into his sexy green eyes.
I felt blood rush to my head. My cock twitched and stiffened.
The fuck's happening?
"You're blushing," Robert said, his voice slipping into a seductive deep bedroom rumble that made my cock tent my panties. "Wanna get on your knees? Suck cock like a good girl?"
I stared. He's kidding, right?
My brother was gently twisting my hard little nipples, sending electric jolts into my brain from the delicious mix of smooth pleasure leavened with sharp pain. Then his hands squeezed and his fingernails scratched down my firm belly and sides. Eventually one hand gently brushed his fingernails over the silky fabric barely covering my erection, while the other hand caressed my balls. He kissed my earlobe and whispered, "I can feel how horny you are."