[This is a sequel that's been on the shelf for a while now.]
After bedding down a hot, lusty AARP'er on the cruise ship to Bermuda, and after discovering that this bodacious woman was my long-lost grandmother, and after stepping through the strange but electrifying portal of family sex, Grandma Barbara and I returned to the States.
As we explored and enjoyed each other in our Caribbean resort suite, we decided that I would transfer to a college in Miami, where grandma lived in an upscale "over 50" development. Before we packed our bags and boarded the airplane home, grandma made several calls to the management of "Sunnyside Estates." They agreed that - - for a surcharge - - I could stay with her during the school year. She guaranteed that I'd be a mild-mannered, respectful resident; she made me promise that we'd share the same bed every night.
We parted ways in the Miami airport with a long, wet kiss. I continued on to Chicago and then to my apartment. It was easy to pack up everything into my old Buick - - all I really had was some clothes, some books, and a computer. I didn't plan on calling my girlfriend - - or rather, new ex-girlfriend - - until I was in Florida.
On the way out of town, I drained my bank account and pocketed the cash. I drove downstate to visit my parents. They were surprised at my plans - - but I promised them I'd finish my college degree and as I'd always been pretty independent, they didn't raise any objections. Of course, I said nothing about grandma or my living arrangements. We said our farewells and I gunned the V6 engine of my Regal south down the interstate.
Sunnyside Estates was a pretty hilarious place. Once I was ushered through the gates, I had to dodge golf carts zooming back and forth across the spotless, well-groomed streets. As I drove slowly under palm trees, avoiding speed-crazy silver-haired maniacs, I scoped out the clusters of retirees who wandered up and down the paths along the side of the road. They seemed pretty happy and more than a few waved merrily to me as I passed by.
Grandma's place was in the middle of a low-slung cluster of three townhouses. I pulled up in front of the units, slammed the car door shut, and traipsed up to the front door. I pushed the doorbell and waited. Then, I waited some more. Nobody was home. I'd told grandma I'd be on the road three days - - but I was so excited to see her that I'd driven straight through from Illinois to Florida.
I returned to the car, pulled out my suitcases and lined them up neatly on grandma's front porch. I was hot and sweaty and tired and trying to decide whether to conk out in the car when the door of the unit next to grandma's opened. A silver-haired lady in a housecoat poked her head through the door and stared at me. I turned to her and she smiled, beckoning to me with her hand.
"Oh my," she cooed. "You must be Barbara's grandson. Come in, come in. You must be so tired, dearie."
I nodded wearily as I passed into the cool, dim interior of the townhouse.
"Harry," the woman behind me shouted. "Harry. Barbara's grandson is here. Harry!" She closed the door behind us. "Barabara's over at the pool for her morning swim," she continued. "She should be back soon.
An old guy shuffled out of the kitchen into the foyer.
"Hi," I said. "I'm Paul. Barbara's grandson."
He nodded thoughtfully. "Helluva place for a kid like you to land," he said in a flat voice. "Come on in, son."
Harry's wife was named Lois and as they grilled me about my life and my plans, they plied me with cold, tart lemonade. The fresh lemonade and the air conditioning perked me up
"Well," Lois said with a little sigh. "Harry and I are so happy that you're moving in with Barbara. It will make her so happy." She paused. "But... you'll want to be careful about Vivian."
Harry snorted.
"Vivian?" I asked.
Lois bobbed her chin up and down. "Yes. Vivian. She lives on the other side of Barbara. She's... well.. she's... "
"A real bitch," Harry intoned. "A real goddamn bitch on wheels."
"Oh Harry," Lois said. "She's not that bad. She's just a little high strung."
Harry snorted again. "High strung like a cat on a fence."
Lois tut-tutted and just as I was about to explore the topic of Vivian, the doorbell rang. Lois bustled to her feet and headed for the door.
"Oh, Barbara!" She gushed. "He's here. Oh, and he's such a nice young man."
I stood just as grandma entered the living room. Our eyes met and I felt my stomach roll. Grandma looked stupendous - - she wore a white one-piece bathing suit that showed off her deep tan and her curvy, voluptuous body, especially her melon-sized breasts straining against the cups of the swimsuit. Her eyes gleamed as we smiled at each other. She'd done something with her hair - - exchanging her shoulder-length brown locks for a short, spiky hairdo in her natural silver color. My crotch stirred as my eyes drank in her plush body and her glowing eyes.
"Paul," she gushed as she approached me. "Finally. You're here."
We hugged and even though our bodies trembled with anticipation we kept things as chaste and formal as we could. Lois stood behind grandma and beamed. We stepped apart and grandma grabbed my hand in hers and squeezed. Believe me, it took every ounce of discipline to keep from jumping on her right there in front of her friends.
"Thanks, so much," grandma said to Lois and Harry. "Thanks for taking care of Paul."
Harry stood and nodded. Lois just continued beaming.
"Our pleasure," Harry said. "Seems like a pretty good guy for such a young bum." He laughed.
"Yeah," I said, echoing grandma. "Thanks for the hospitality."
Grandma, meanwhile, practically dragged me past Lois toward the front door.
"We'll stop by later," she said over her shoulder. "Once I've got Paul settled in."
She grinned at me as I pulled the door shut behind me.
"I saw your stuff," she said in a whisper. "And I just couldn't believe my eyes." She stopped and took both my hands in hers. "It's really happening."
I grinned back at her and swallowed. "I couldn't stop thinking about you," I whispered back. "I drove all night."