"Guess what they are wearing for a loincloth."
"Probably a stamp," I replied to my sister Shannon sarcastically. "From what I have heard about that fraternity, that should just about cover everything. None of them are Steeler fans, you know. That is one of the prerequisites for joining."
"They are wearing one hundred dollar bills as loincloths. They want the girls to wear nothing but terrible towels."
"Say what?"
"Well Sarah, it's not like our terrible towels did us much good in the playoffs this season, now did they?" Shannon whined. Then she started to sob miserably, again. Shannon had been terribly depressed ever since the refs let the Jaguars hold their way to victory.
Shannon got up off her bed in the dorm room we shared and handed me the advertisement pertaining to the Valentine's Day party being sponsored by the newest fraternity on campus, I Felta Thi.
"I'd have to get a bigger terrible towel. The one I have now isn't going to cover both places. Why are they calling it Feast of the Virgins I wonder?"
"Oh, they didn't want to call it Feast of Lupercalia because they thought nobody but Italian majors would understand what that meant," Shannon responded.
"I know what the Feast of Lupercalia is, and I'm not an Italian major. Valentine's Day originated from the Feast of Lupercalia. Way back in the days of the Roman Empire, young men ran around the city in loincloths and struck young women along the way with whips. I can't remember what happened next, but I bet it was kinky."
"I'm not sure about the kinky, but those Romans did like their orgies," Shannon offered matter-of-factly. "I do know the celebration featured a lottery in which the names of girls were written on slips of paper and placed into a vase. The young men would draw a girl's name from the jar, making these two partners for the duration of the festival."
"Partners for what?"
"It says here on the flyer that girls who remove the one hundred dollar bills with their teeth get to keep them."
"Yeah, and what do you suppose they will want us to do then?"
"Sarah, it's not like we have dates or anything better to do."
"We don't have dates because we took the LUG pledge. You knowโLesbians Until Graduation, so that we can concentrate on our studies. By the way, I'll be getting an 'A' in Phonetics and Oral Expression."
"What's that class about, anyway?"
I explained to Shannon that it was a study of the phonetic structures of the French language with intensive exercises to improve pronunciation and aural comprehension, and that a major portion of the course is dedicated to preparing a public performance in French of a play, scenes from plays, poems, or songs.
"You know, I'm in the mood for some oral expression at this very moment, Sarah. Is cunnilingus sex? Or fellatio?"
"Not according to one of our presidents. If you can't trust a president, who can you trust?"
"Good point. I just wanted to make sure we are not violating our vow not to engage in sexual intercourse. Are we virgins?"
"We are born again virgins, ever since we went up on that altar call at church. So Shannon, do you want to express yourself to me orally first, or vice-versa?"
Shannon didn't wait for an answer. She kissed me softly and sweetly. "You know, kissing you is like kissing myself since we look so much alike."
"Shannon, I have red hair. You have blonde hair. I'm three inches taller than you." I slipped her T-shirt over her head, and she did the same to me. No bras. "And who has bigger boobs?"
We slipped off our jeans and panties. Shannon played with my hair, running her fingers through it over and over. "Your hair is so beautiful," she complimented, which I had heard many times before. "I wish I had red hair like yours. It matches so perfectly down there." She began to play in that hair too.
Shannon's lips descended downward on my body. First my nipples and then my belly button. I pushed her away. "You're tickling me!" She moved lower and kissed and nibbled the inside of my thighs. I pushed her head closer to my pussy. "Do me, Shannon. Do me. Eat me. Please eat me!" I begged.
"Oh, aren't we just the eager one?" she joked. "On the bed with you, then."
"Do me quick and nasty, Shannon. I'm already warmed up."
Shannon ran her tongue between my inner and outer labia on one side, as she held the two together with her lips. She did the other side. Then she fucked my pussy with her tongue. She spread my outer lips with her hands and with her tongue pointed and stiff, she gently flicked here and there, occasionally giving my clit a quick little suck and letting it go.
"Ohhhh . . . oh yeah . . . oh fuck . . . oh yeah . . ." I began to moan over and over as my clit throbbed in her mouth. She rolled her tongue into a tube around the shaft of my clit and slid it up and down, making her tongue like a little pussy for my clit to fuck. I was right on the edge. My legs shuddered. Then I lost it, squeezing my thighs against the sides of her face as I screamed, "Oh my fucking God!" repeatedly. But Shannon didn't stop. No, she made me cum twice more.
"There is nothing like having your beautiful sister cum in your mouth," Shannon cooed. "It just makes you feel so good."
"Well now, then I'd like my beautiful sister to cum in my mouth." With that, I returned the favor, or should I say favors.
Afterwards, we talked it over and decided that the frat party didn't sound all that appealing, and that we would spend quality time with each other for Valentine's Day and maybe include a couple of our girlfriends.
* * *
"I want to jam my dick down the throat of that stuck-up snotty redhead who sits in the front row in my Phonetics and Oral Expression class. She wears those little miniskirts for the professor's benefit. She sure won't give me the time of day."
Ross Coldfinger, the president of I Felta Thi, continued to complain to his fraternity brothers who had gathered around him about the girl who had starred in his masturbation fantasies since the beginning of the semester.
"You'll never get that hottie to suck your dick!" one of the frat rats, Shaun, insisted defiantly. "But I'll drain your hose," he offered, as he squeezed Ross' buns playfully.
"Hey, I won the cum drinking contest!" another frat rat, Kris, complained. "If anybody blows Ross, it should be me!"
"Now, now, settle down boys," Ross ordered. "I'm getting a little bored with dudes going down on me. I want that redhead cunt to peel my banana. I have a plan!"
"What's your plan?" Shaun questioned. "She's not coming to our Feast of the Virgins. I heard her say so to some of the other girls in the cafeteria."
"I have observed that she stays in the classroom after Phonetics and Oral Expression," Ross replied, "even after the professor leaves. All by herself. We'll have our Feast of the Virgins. Bet me. She'll be feasting on my one-eyed wonder worm. And after she blows me, maybe I'll let you dudes cum on her face and those bodacious tatas."
"Yes!" all the frat rats exclaimed gleefully in unison.
* * *
"What do you dudes want?" I asked as they entered the classroom. "I'm studyingโdon't bother me."
"We hear that you are not coming to our Feast of the Virgins," Ross replied belligerently.
"Yeah, so? I have other plans. My sister and I and a couple other girls are going to Burger King to celebrate Valentine's Day for all the Whoppers you can eat. Coupons, we have coupons."
"You'll get all the whoppers you can eat, bitch!" Ross yelled.
Ross dropped his pants. No underwear.
"If I were you, I'd be really embarrassed to be showing off that little thing," I snapped. "Now put your wee willie back in your pants and get out of here before you get in big trouble."
"I don't think so, bitch. Not until you give me a hummer. I bet you blow every dude at a frat shindig for a few glasses of foamy beer."
He moved closer and stuck his dick in my face. The other frat rats dropped their pants, eager looks on their faces.
"What the hell is going on here?" a voice roared. They hadn't heard the door open. There he stoodโDr. Alex Todd, our Phonetics and Oral Expression professor.
"These idiots want me to . . . uh . . . perform fellatio on them. As if!"
"Sarah, do you want to press charges?" the professor asked, glaring at the culprits. "I'll call security."
"No, I don't think so. As long as they never bother me again."
Quickly the frat rats pulled up their pants and ran out the door.